Ivan Yarovenko: a beer housh?
Alexey Rybakov: I am in the car
Ivan Yarovenko: the question is stupid
Ivan Yarovenko: You really want to

My daughter for 20 years:
Why do you praise my tax when she eats everything and I don’t?

I've just left a flash with the series "Walkin' dead". I come home, papik says: "Class series "Walkin grandfather", only named unclear somehow...."

From the WoT Forum

dikiya (01 January 2012 - 13:37):
If I put on the tank an anti-fractional armor
At the AMH50B I from a distance in the front sheet at an angle of 90 degrees shoots MS-1
I drive at the highest speed possible on this surface.
Will I destroy the projectile that hit my frontal armor?
Not to deny, not to destroy.
If not now, will it be possible when physics is introduced?

Can I advise you to play less and learn more?
Even if the finance department does not approve.

Do you want to be a vampire?
Leah : No. I would like to be a reverse.
I would spend more time in the fresh air.

It was before the New Year. It’s about 6 o’clock before midnight, so I decide to go to Modern Warfare 3 and play online. Somewhere in half an hour in the game comes a guy with a nick optimist and writes all sorts of congratulations with the coming new year. Here my gaze notices a player who runs close to him, gets the RPG and smiles into that optimist. The missile explosion kills the above-mentioned congratulator, when the nearby car explodes and clings to three other enemies =) I expected everybody after that...accusations of cleansing, threats to shake the pipe in someone's house, but not the phrases from the optimist "URA POSONY A THAT AND SALUT!" =) and then he took and shot everyone to the devil's mother =)

The cat in the straw
I think some people have a plate in their brains that isolates contacts. In order to work, you need to pull it out.

The cat in the straw
They are not on course.

I found it on VKontakte, stinged in the voice)))
You are glad that the status does not show the title of the video you are watching! You understand...

Listen to me, you have borrowed. Both married and single, and those who are here looking for love. You would go somewhere VKontakt, on Lovplanet and other sites of this type.

The feeling that all the school that was here a few years ago suddenly became adults, and decided to step up. But the shit did not stop here.

A celebration at work.
Under the table in the office found a bottle of brandy from the New Year!

I, Razin Stepan Timofeev, really threw Shaydurmahanov Elvira Gasanovna out of my own "Youth" of domestic production, state number 3-87. I explain that I did so in a joke and to prove to everyone that Shaydurmahanova E.G. does not know how to swim, and in general she has expired her term of validity. Rain S. T.

The phrase that is being attributed to me is taken out of context. In fact, I said, “We, fascists, fools, have no demand from us, so now we will all go to the babies to drink, and you, Stirlitz, stay!”

I, Susanin Ivan Osipovich, explain that I did not drive the Poles anywhere, because I was sick. On one thing I regret only that I entrusted the accompaniment of the expedition of the glorious Polish army to my brother Nicholas.

We gathered in the Senate Square to congratulate the ruler on his ascension to the throne, and we were waiting only for S. Trubetsky, who promised to bring the cake. However, neither S. Trubetsky nor A. Pushkin, who had to jump out of the cake with a greeting madrigal... Kakhovsky P. G., December 14, 1825

In the essence of the case, I can state the following: “I am Kotovsky!”

Skyrim is a very life game. Yesterday, she decided to marry her companion, the magician Marquario of Riften. Great magic, it helps well, why not? He is agreeing. There is a ceremony, all the chenches. It should be noted that the magician was dressed in my cloth and carried a bunch of my loot with him.After the ceremony he asks where we will live.
“In my house, in Weitran,” I say.
Great, we’ll meet there! Answered by Marcus.
He wears his clothes and leaves.
I go to Waitran. He is not. I go into the tavern, maybe he wraps there, rejoicing. He is not. By the way, this creature decided that now 50% of my property belongs to him, as my husband, and washed off.
I'm so damn a loser that I'm being dismissed even in a single game.

It is cold at home. On "Hold the cat on the pen" a schedule is made.

The strongest doors are open.

Options in Russian
A friend told me, from his face.
My eight-year-old son usually went to school right at the phone when I was in school.
He has already gone to work. But lately he has been leaving for half an hour.
Before, just with me, and I started to take him to school. I am
He asked why he had changed his schedule. The son broke
Something like attending additional lessons in Russian.
the tongue to pull the object.
I only had to rejoice.
But one day, as usual, I took him to school and just left – I found that I had his key to the apartment. I had to go back to school and give the key.
I could not immediately find my son, because no one had heard of any electives in Russian. Finally, one girl at my question so echoingly smiled and said that all the guys are in the biology office.
Having searched for this office, I quietly opened the door and saw a terrible and inexplicable picture.
In the center of the room was a skeleton, a school jacket was worn on it, and a man of fifteen boys (including my son) stood and sat around it, and all of them watered it with the most selective mat, and they did it continuously. I even felt like the skeleton was cracking and smoking. (As I found out later, it was about that.)
I suddenly entered the office, matt resin, and I called my son for explanations in the hallway.
Here is what he told me.
It turns out that the father of one of his classmates was a professional inventor. He didn't like that his son was roaring the matte, and he decided to take the boy away from this matter. He built a device from a phonetic analyzer that recognizes mat, a small self-made battery and an extensive electric circuit. All this he put in the jacket from his son’s school shape. As soon as the son switched to non-literary language, he was hit by electricity. Not strong, but sensitive. And since there were strict rules in the school - to walk only in shape, the idea of the inventor until now worked.
The boy suffered like a break. The eight-year-olds (and not only them, of course) feel like they have been cut off.
But finally, some distinguished physicist said he had come up with a solution, but it was necessary to carry out an experiment. They gathered a dozen and a half volunteers half an hour before the start of the classes in the biology office, put on an electronics-picked jacket on the skeleton and began to matte it in vain.
The excellent was right in his calculations - after half an hour of uninterrupted battery seats.
Well, from that time on, and went these options in Russian.

First, Clinton was cast as Monica, Berlusconi was accused of numerous ties with women, then Strauss-Kahn was jailed for a maid... As you can see, gentlemen, naturalists are being driven out of the world political elite.

Based on December 2008:
My mom bought a dress. Composition: 80 percent cotton and 100 percent polyester.
I am confused.

Three years have passed and the whole country is confused.
That is, I understand, innovation.

Today, January 17, is the birthday of the brilliant actor.Today, Jim Carrey is 50 years old. Let us wish him to live as long as he has lived, and even more.Well, and of course let him delight us with new films with his participation =)

On Sept. 7, 1812, I was moving, commanding the proper troops that belonged to me, along the Smolensk road towards the city of Moscow. The speed of movement was 3 km / h, visibility - 800 m. In the Borodino area, I was suddenly struck in the front of my army by an army without numbers, managed by Mr. Kutuzov M. I., deprived of the driver's license for driving the troops in a drunk state, as well as a vision disabled. As a result, the front parts of my troops were damaged. The culprit of the incident escaped from the scene, leaving Moscow with the lighting on.
Buonaparte N. K.

I was advised to cross the Rubicon by Rubikyan and Rubinstein... Caesar G. Y.

I did not kill my wife, queen Euplaxia, she is alive and healthy, she sits on a col, what she wishes you! The terrible I. V.

xxx: and still the best intimate hairstyle is "analso")