At the corporate boss issued: we do not like vegetarians, we fear them!
I: Why is it? They are harmless! They don’t even eat meat – so they won’t become cannibals.)
Everyone was tense and silent.

Tell the owner that during repairs to save on the floors is not worthy of a noble person and generally a sign of non-traditional sexual orientation in the worst sense of the word. Otherwise, such figures will lay laminates on a bare concrete plate, hang an announcement to the citizens of the Russian Federation, cut coupons, do not pay taxes, and do not pay the rights. They don’t care that at the bottom of the sound of the sofa laying down on this laminate turns into a crawl of the plantation plug on a granite rock, so that together with the chair you jump to the ceiling from surprise. There is no need for a swing, the fist can be knocked in the flight. Go to your neighbors and listen.

Fucking a little. There are a lot of sludges and sludges. All good and high quality floor coverage.

I am red, naturally fire and copper. Once a friend called me and together "hello" immediately declares: I found a guy for you! She is so red! May your children be illuminated in the dark!

Drawing, Drawing...

I, the Russian daughter of Russian parents, in 1991 found myself in the wrong republic, as a result of which I received the wrong citizenship. And to this day I try to return to my homeland, to get Russian citizenship, but the laws are getting tighter.

Those who want to "drop off the rack", let’s change, right?

And I wonder: after the Olympics in Sochi, the fire will probably not be extinguished, and through the whole country will be brought back to Greece?

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Today I paid the housewife with the words "I brought you the money for the apartment for January" and then I realized that Shurik was also in his time :D

A man should have a harmless hobby, such as fishing.
- Well, you know, in skilled hands... Here my dad has this harmless hobby. He walks on it with stocks of chopsticks, which in free time from his hobby he stores, as he swears, in a tightly closed container. But they still run away in small groups, and then climb somewhere in the apartment and here we are attacked by hordes of green flies, which is quite suddenly in the middle of the winter. And not to catastrophe, but also harmless this permanent capricorn will not be called.

What a woman wants can only be understood when a woman wants a man.

It is the morning of January 1st, it is the morning of January 1st. My wife and children jumped to some morning/show, I lay on the couch in half anabolic after yesterday. “Treat like this,” said the Professor. And I went. He went to the refrigerator, took a half bottle of cold vodka, a drink, a lemon and went back to the couch. Because of the strength not even to sit, all spent on the trip to the refrigerator.

I lie on the couch mouthy up, after a drink, I catch the sensations. Next to the floor behind the couch, in a similar position lies the cat Sev. Also, after yesterday's eating, he can't walk, he can't even turn to the side, which is why it resembles a mocked square with his legs at angles. And only where the head, painfully blinking blue eyes and periodically delivered heavy shaking of the holiday cat.

The second drink after the lemoncher went great. I was already starting to think about the third, as a whistle! He crushed the key in the castle and into the house, the wife fell from the frost shouting that the tickets were forgotten. Well, I think now as the vodka matures, so my quiet day is over. I have to hide. And while she was digging there with her boots in the hallway, I, already confidently moving, grabbed the bottle and shudderly put it on the couch. I put it carefully so that it doesn’t ring. It succeeded! He did not make a sound. I put the lemon under the couch and lie down, like I am all so painful, and only the eye cleverly shines.

The wife grabbed the tickets, jumped into the boots and again went to the siren range of the holiday. I used the bottle. There is a picture! A picture of unbreakable friendship, support and trust.

Behind the sofas, where I put the bottle, a cat lies on his back, looks at me, the bottle stands on his stomach (so it didn’t ring), slightly leaned and leaned to the wall (so it doesn’t fall). He also scares her with her back legs, a cowardly friend. I am barely breathing looking at me and only with my eyes so bubbly, and my mouth silently opens, like everything, the shocher has passed? Can I relax?

The cat is 2 years old. I think in a year and a half, I’ll send him for a beer. and what? A friend in trouble will not give up (tested) and will not ask (physiology). This is what a true, faithful friend means.and c)

In psychiatry, who first wore the dress is the doctor.

to this:

The gifts of the magicians are a chain for the clock and the hammer?

Thank you if someone else knows and remembers this.)

I will probably write about the two best compliments in my life.
1st I am 18, helping my older sister, walking with her baby in a wheelchair. A wheel is stuck in a wooden bridge. A little older man approaches me, pulls out the wheel, looks at me for 3 seconds and says, “How beautiful you are. Just get out" and go away.
2nd I am 28, I came to a familiar nurse already with my breast-fed baby. Another guy, again in appearance a little older than me, said to my friend when I got out: "There are only children who are now giving birth. This mother still needs to be raised and raised". I couldn’t believe that I wasn’t as young as I thought.

I’ve heard a lot more elaborate and beautiful compliments. These people didn’t need anything from me. They just said what came to their mind. And I still remember them.

To all the quotations about the mild winter: Go to the north, and I am happy not to drag a 5 kilograms dune + a laptop (another 3 kilograms) + other clothed dune (the jump weighs - I don't know). I was born and live in Chelyabinsk.

Submission of referrals before the session. The rules of design are very strict, in particular, the work should be carved and banded with a ribbon. At the break before H, everyone sits and boasts of tape, rope and other galanteries. For example, my neighbor has a very beautiful woven white rope that everyone touches with respect. The dialogue follows:
Where did you get such a tape? Cut off the curtains?
And yes no. You know, I wake up in the morning and learn about this tape. I don't know where to buy, there is no rope - except to tie the rope from the shoes. In general, I go to the bathroom, and there I have a new washer hanging on a rope. I cut it off...

yyy: this is a shark, a new superhero, a porn man, puts out only high-quality porn, cuts and stays only juice, no advertising and text messages.
yyy: pornman - on the internet porn

xxx: I went today in the lunch break to smoke in the yard of the neighboring office, on the way back slipped, broke my knee, broke my socks ((
YYY: The Ministry of Health has warned

Google Questions and Answers:

Who is willing to colonize Mars without returning to Earth?
- Well, Nafig, I’d better go to Tejo to colonize.

The xxx:
Another fact about these Argonauts

The xxx:
She is half a meter long, and the male is tiny (placed on the nail of a man's thumb). His sexual thumb - hectocotyl - when fertilized is broken away and through the cradle itself slips into the female cavity.

YYYY :
You are in charge ? ?

The xxx:
Use only

The xxx:
Separated

The xxx:
Sexual shoulder
The xxx:
Prkni

The xxx:
It’s when you’re not going, the fuck goes on you.

When I was a child, I wanted to be a prostitute because I thought they were paid for being painted, dressed short and just standing :)

comment on the news on the lever that Hugo Waving (Agent Smith of the Matrix) will play the role of the Imperial Commander in the Seventh Star Wars

Semen Anonov: Why, Mr. Skywalker, Why? In the name of what? What are you doing? Why do you get up? Why do you continue to fight?