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[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24602
 08.01.2010
was sick? to the doctor!
by Nakipelo? Pick up with anthrax!
"I am the only one?"No, you idiots, a lot.
"I want to share"
"Father Christmas, make it so..." On paper and under the tree.

Bring it to you finally!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24601
 08.01.2010
xxx (21:58:29 7/01/2010)
You are a bear.

yyy (21:58:56 7/01/2010)
and Hui. The killer of biology >_<

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №24600
 08.01.2010
Soon, this dull winter would have ended.
This summer has begun :)

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24599
 08.01.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xd
Yyy: Nikolai Ivanovich, you promised me to automatically put the exam :(

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24598
 08.01.2010
From the Medical Forum:
Sergey: I am 13 years old. My penis is in an erection 8-9 cm. Is it normal? If not, how do you fight it?
Urologist: Seresh, you don’t have to fight with your member...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24597
 08.01.2010
In Opera there is the possibility of "Present as IE Explorer". It sounds like "Like a fool"

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №24596
 08.01.2010
We all remember this wonderful quote:
He: Sori that I didn’t appear yesterday – a boy.
She: There are always lots of idiots on boys.
He: No, this is a boy, there are no girls.
She: Do you think I’ve never been on a boy boy?! to

That is what I am for. I sit in the cinema. show trailers to movies, which will soon be released...so these dolboebs, which filmed "our rush. The eggs of fate used this quote there, replacing the word "blade" with "prostitute"...well didn’t you wave it??!! to

You have the copyright, you have the copyright.)

We need to bring justice back!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24595
 08.01.2010
Ura to! I have counted! The minimum number of characters in the quote is 40, the maximum is 1500!

Can I consider myself a British scientist?

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24594
 08.01.2010
If any of the men had seen it, the whisper would have fallen forever.
Tag: forever together

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №24593
 08.01.2010
And you have not thought about why everyone who has a second half, such selfish and insensitive creatures with bad habits, and all who are alone, just such thumbnails, understandable, all-knowing, caring and generally crazy about what good?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24592
 08.01.2010
She - In Bora again write, say, I am the "best friend" of the girl and I get her snow in the summer and fresh fruits of New Guinea cactus in the winter - because I love... I remembered that as you me immediately, as my hard pollet, info saved, 2 new bought and RAID made...
He - Yes, and I also massaged your shoulders for two hours while you were psychotic before the exam.
Yes, and I think, why is that all?and ;-)
He is honest?
She is Yes! Do not be afraid!! to
Just you, Sanka and Kir are my best friends. seriously.
She is a frog!!and (
He is a cock, I know. I’ve been with you for seven years, I’ve gotten used to it.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24591
 08.01.2010
Tags: school jacket in cage
A pencil with cats.
Three sizes of breasts

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №24590
 08.01.2010
to this:
In short, people found one place where they could accumulate a lot of mineral.
But there was a problem: there was constantly a herd of some blue zebras.
And then they painted a man under a blue zebra (or the skin on him, the avatar is called) and sent him into the herd, so that he could learn to say in zebra: “Ladies and gentlemen! A moment of attention! Wait after me, I know where there is a lot of delicious!".Woooot.And this men, instead of doing business, ran along with zebras on the grasslands, roasted the akki horse, and ran until he had overtaken the most clay cabbage. And when it was time to dig a mineral, he became eager to realize that he was sleeping with a cockroach, and instead of pulling out the taboo, on the contrary, pulled them to tap people. This is how justice and democratic principles prevailed on a separate pasture.This is if in short, and in general "Avatar" a very beautiful film :)
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Friend, tell me about what "Black Lightning" is.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24589
 08.01.2010
Answer from the publishing house to a beginner writer from Ivanovo:
Dear Nikolai Petrovich! Please do not send us your manuscripts at all, and to the home address of the editor in particular. We are tired of repeating to you that the theme of your works does not correspond to our direction. There are also serious differences in the use of idiomatic expressions, obscene vocabulary, and the huge number of grammar and spelling errors that so dilute your opus. To put it figuratively, if human stupidity had a limit, you would be standing beyond it near the CPC, with some wiped poster in your hands.
With respect, ******** ***** Gl. The editor.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №24588
 08.01.2010
This morning I wake up from the fact that someone pronounces the words “ears-ears-ears-ears”, “nose-nose-nose-nose” and something like that. I get up and check what’s going on. It turns out that it is the mother waking up her sister. The sister does not want to wake up at once, so the mother wakes her in parts - first the ears, then the nose, etc.
I ask :
Did you wake me up like that when I was a child?
What I get the answer:
and no. You did not want to wake up in this way, so I just stuck your nose with your fingers. Breathing became nothing and you woke up immediately.)

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24587
 08.01.2010
Telephone conversation with a girl:
I: What are you eating?
I attract the attention of the man.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24586
 08.01.2010
Robot: in the garden girls rehearsed the snowflakes dance,
My little one was putting them under the legs because, as he says, the snowflakes should fall.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24585
 08.01.2010
to this:

People, tell me what the name of the cartoon was! I watched it for the first time in 2000. There were good and bad animals, and they fought with each other.Sometimes on their planet came other animals in capsules,and who first finds the capsule is a good one! Please help me, I’ve gotten it all!The answer, bring it to the best!
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Beast Wars is a continuation of Transformers. Wiki look at it. Give it when a person asks.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24584
 08.01.2010
There were three robbers, only 50 rubles in the wallet. 2 tickets for the Avatar on January 6. Where did I find the two of them?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24583
 08.01.2010
Here is this:
With this:

The People. We learned to manage the weather.
Now we are all friendly to the rise of the economy in the country :). What the fuck doesn’t joke, will it work? and :)

Dmitry Anatolievich, you should at least sign up!

Vladimir Vladimirovich, you broke me everything = ((

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