It is very symbolic as a runner when downloading a terribly lying online game to use a cartoon kidnapping on the grass.

I love cocktails when my wife is cooking them, I eat ten pieces, then I lie on the couch and give another oath not to eat more than three.

Man’s vanity is always pleasant to be wedded first in life. For a woman, it is much more important to be in the life of a man THE LAST (C) unthinkable, but it seems that from Wald.

Comments on the Russian-language channel on YouTube.

UsselesWhox: I’m not a racist, but where did they get the black guy?

Tatiana Chlynov: I bought

I don’t understand how vampires aren’t afraid of bullets because the wounds stretch fast, but they are afraid of swords because they can cut their heads with a sword. The author does not know what does a large-caliber bullet do with the body?
YYY: They are vampires. They are made from another test.
zzz: Vampires are made up of blood salmon. That explains everything.

The crazy cat!
I went to my grandmother at night.
I came back in the morning, he spoke for a long time, he heard from me an unprinted text that he was a female dog and rebuked all the children, jumped into the fortress and, apparently from fatigue, fell between the frames.
He fell and walked - terrible and cold.
I get up to take him – he gets down, because his ass hears that he will get it now in full.
I go to bed - begins to cry out of horror: living between frames is never an option.
And cannot get out.
I have already closed the windows.
Nafig...
It will be necessary to put plastic, let it, like all people, walk through the door...

The Great Innocent is desperately mocking through the bread that has been spread, he is among the хтоnic ischadias, but he is not!! to

He is a boy!! Let it be fearless!! to

I understood, the minors were mourning and mocking the mat, they were attacked by babies. I was at the height of an epic confrontation of intellectuals.

Q&A  who is in charge?

Hard to say, but I’m a playboy.

Oh yeah yeah!! The Malaysians are worshipping!! to

XHH: The Bapks received reinforcements, they began to discuss the Soviet authority and paryadok. Everyone here has a rivalry of happiness.
I ask the Communist not to shield me ifjo!
An unexpected story story!! Babies are fighting! Three support Pukin, two want Stalin or Andropov, one likes Witchmedev, because he looks like her grandson Misha, and another has fallen asleep and therefore refrains.

V: 

HH: This is not all! The sleeping grandmother was awakened, she turned out to be a monarchist and a fan of Nicholas II.
Fuck, and here I am with the idea of enanthropy and cat-election!

1: Recently, two beautiful girls came to me, smiling, chicking... Well, I think, it’s cool, and they’re smiling! They came and asked me if I believed in God.
1: Such a mistake in these eggs that it is sometimes difficult to resist it and accidentally not to believe))
Chapter 2: You are upsetting me. It would be worth stressing that you not only believe in yourself, but are also ready to strengthen their faith by settling in a quiet, secluded place for joint prayer.
Unfortunately, our faiths did not come together and they refused to pray together.

It doesn’t matter what the author wanted to convey to us, it’s important what we took out of.

In the army, we were sent, young green soldiers, 5 pieces to the palace, we chose who was stronger. The task was to load several pigs on board the ZIL. The pigs were in the juice itself, 300 kilograms in excess. So you will not just take your handles and throw them overboard. They dropped the backboard, placed boards on it. We pull the pig, try to pull on the boards. She does not go to any. At three o’clock, they got out, they got out, they got out. Here a village boy of 10 years came, looked, ate an apple and said:
to help?
We are angry and tired.
Go away boy, don’t bother me!
He shrugged his shoulders, sat down, looked, cried. We are psychopaths like:
Honey, help me, you are so clever.
He took the bucket and said:
Put the pig in the ass.
Well, it’s easy, put the pig in the back posture ahead. The boy has a buckle on the head of the bat, a pig backwards in three jump hops and in the body. In 15 minutes, they were all loaded.

We here with the guys in the office thought that the state kept the promise, and now a liter of gasoline is less than a dollar.

by ZANUDA:

Strauss can’t fly.
A strauss is a bird.
Some birds do not know how to fly.
A penguin can swim.
A penguin is a bird.
Some birds are excellent swimmers.
General conclusion: some people do not know how to make silogisms correctly

This is what happens when individuals go with comments where they are not asked. He made a great joke. There was a joke: The Jewish boy Yasha knows how to swim. Fish can swim too. Therefore, all fish are Jews."

Gorbow S.: I just started the voice bruteforcer! =) is
W: How this is
Gorbow S.: Called the bank about the card, there you need to name the code word. And I don’t remember what I pointed out... Well, I started listing names, dates, even mother words. Once the 15th came, it was the cat's birthday.)
Title: Figase the Hacker

We traveled with our five-year-old daughter to Germany, where we were taken on an excursion to some volcano (volcano it is difficult to call). At the end of the tour, a guide approaches my daughter and asks: “Do you like a volcano?” A five-year-old daughter answers: “Pfffff, is this a volcano, where is magma?” Where is Lava?"

[quote="Julianna"]If I were a dog I’t have been kicked out of the house today [/quote]
By the time my Xenia came out with Hero from the entrance, Hera looked at Xenia, the weather, sneezed, turned and went home.
She’s not an eternally frosty tower.
She is a wise Eastern European shepherd.

xxx> I love the group )
I sit remotely on the computer at the engineer, I put the software, and on the phone with him, then the partner called on the second line, I was distracted, the engineer at this time opened the photos with the chicks from the folder on the desktop and began to slide ) then asks on the phone - will you still watch? I have it.

to this:

And my son asks me, "Why is Gufy (the dog) living in a house, with his wife and son, riding a car, walking in clothes and talking, and Pluto (also a dog) in the same series lives in a cone, walks on four legs without clothes and does not talk? This is what, different breeds of dogs7 What to answer?

Who has the trousers is the most important. This is what Disney himself said.

= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

And we smoothly move to the color differentiation of pants ;-)

And if a woman does not want to be monogamous and does not keep her virginity - it is also possible. But no one will be stressed for such a woman. Then do not be surprised that marriage has become a duty for men from which they avoid.
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The economic function of marriage derives from the limitation of resources, the increasing responsibility for offspring, and the attitude toward woman as a functional thing. Therefore, no one was asked in particular before - they married and ended the matter.

Modern marriage, as I would like to believe, must derive from the conscious decision of two morally and legally adult people, based on love and responsibility, well, and part of the economic retractable, of course.

A woman is not a used car or an outdated iPhone and is not an unemployed burden on the neck of a man.
They survived to the 21st century, and we think like in the Middle Ages.
How to create a normal modern family in this world. Without faintness and dull jealousy, without “female” and “masculine” responsibilities? Just a relationship of equal respect for mature people? Question to the hall.
With friends, you can live that way. Why can’t you marry your mother?! to

Now the ladies walk with the naked stomach and piercing in the navel, and the men discuss the ethics of sex with a goat without her consent.
Is this the evolution of Homo sapiens?

Yes, what did you expect? 0 - O
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Could you ask for the goat’s consent? The 21st century in the courtyard!

The Nubosaurus:
This is:
It would seem, in the 21st century, that it is time for terrorists to run with impulsive bombs, not troll bombs. But something went wrong...
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Do you know what a pulse bomb is and what a trolley bomb is? It seems not :)
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If in a trottyl bomb - trottil, it is logical that in the pulse - pulses, when an explosion they fly out and hit what is around, so don't be wise, we are not fools here either.