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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104124
 15.10.2014
This is a good shit. Does it protect against pregnancy? Not less than 95% protection is bad? from diseases - from a dozen protects with an effectiveness of 70-90%. and symbolic? The rest is nothing at all. Are you being paid for disinformation? Increase the birth rate in the country.
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Once I heard the version that condoms first help, but then the body gets used to them and they no longer work. If anything, this pearl gave me a man (!) With the Highest (!!) and technical (!!!) Education and you say...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104123
 15.10.2014
Is the price of oil up to 70?

-hz, but here the bank of fireworks to 5 bullets can slide

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104122
 15.10.2014
Really, who are you nine? Are you a gynecologist and will check the scars with a colposcope? Do you honestly think you won’t be fooled if you’re such an idiot? After the rupture of the sting, you can roll a sweet fool for 5 years, pretending to be a beginner, and nobody will expose you, except a gynecologist; you can very much even do anything, without entering the vagina, if it is so fundamental, only to consider this GM... virginity? Or if it is very necessary - you can sew the scar, and it will be like new, will break with blood. There is an elastic shell, there will be no blood at all, and how will you check? Old lost crocodiles want fresh meat or hope that they are so good in bed that they will not be deceived? Rather, until this foolish girl realizes that something is wrong in bed, a few years will pass, and where will she go with the children?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104121
 15.10.2014
Once I heard the version that condoms first help, but then the body gets used to them and they no longer work. If anything, this pearl gave me a man (!) With the Highest (!!) and technical (!!!) Education and you say...
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For example, I am accustomed. At first it was uncomfortable, interfered... then picked up the right ones, started to dress properly and used to them, I don’t feel them at all and they no longer act... I’m nervous :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104120
 15.10.2014
Alien Isolation: Alien in this game is more like a giant cat. Then he walks unclearly where, noises, then opens the doors, tumbles in front of them and
He changed thought.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104119
 15.10.2014
I rarely watch cartoons – cartoons mostly, I can culture about space and animals. This morning I waited for the student, slicked through the channels and stumbled on the broadcast about black holes, rejoiced, but the next thirty seconds practically broke my psyche:
Scientists have proven that black matter is divided into hot and cold - this means that there is actually heaven and hell, and BOTH THESE HELL - hot and cold, inhabited by beings that were painted by Hieronymus Bosch and showing pictures of Bosch. !! by! to
I still don’t understand how my mouth didn’t go out.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104118
 15.10.2014
In some countries of the former union you can find cleaners whose education is higher than those for whom it works.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104117
 15.10.2014
In the coffin.
Sextants fought in the square.
I imagine: - On the ship, in the runway, gathered sextants, gyrocompasses, echoes and other brethren and - Rebellion on the Ship!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104116
 15.10.2014
The C Spaces:

xxx: angry that they can't remember the name... how many times - Olga Semenov One hundred million times - Semenova is my name!!!!! to

Yyy: The girlfriend became so Svetlana Bobrovna (Svetlana Bobrovna). Oh the times!


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104115
 15.10.2014
to this:

Well, or they are all sewn in a row, have unrealistic exaggerated requirements and look so unattainable that not everyone decides to approach...

The late virgin is more afraid of the boy. Therefore, it can be cut off - scary, too fast and even dark. There are several types of virgins: those in whom personal space is open, they are deprived of virginity easily and in time; involuntary - keep virginity, because they are so inspired or forced (people or psychophysiological circumstances - it does not matter); closed - they in principle want, but their personal space is closed, they are not so easy to take and go even to the level of "simply friends". To take such, you need to be: a) confident in yourself, b) delicate, c) patient, d) truly want to, and d) not to let go. You need to reach a certain level of closeness with such a person. These are not exaggerated requirements, but quite normal - not having sex with someone you don't trust and who you don't love (you personally want the lady, not the usual, so too overwhelming). Many guys are not confident in themselves, they fall away immediately; not many are delicate at the right level of confidence - they are just naughty, it scares the girl; not everyone has enough patience for the shots of a person with low self-esteem - they psychize and leave, adding scars to the soul and chasing it even deeper into themselves; and, finally, not all are brave, and not all really want it. The Virgin remains waiting for the only one who will pass her cockroaches. Such things.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №104114
 15.10.2014
They have a wild excess of manganese in the water in this Soviet and they are very brake!!! to
I thought I was a brake, my wife says I was walking as I slept, but these people even froze me with their slowness!
A whole settlement of people-slit with fairy inscriptions of the type "Soviet Zags" (i.e., there is an anti-Soviet one around the corner).
However, there are also pluses.
For example, after 8 p.m. you can’t buy beer.
But if the non-Russian seller said, "I said, I quickly sold my beer, I said, for nothing, did I go through your whole frog village to you in the barracks?" Don’t believe it, it will sell!
Because I am for him such a flash of the sun, an Egyptian deity from a flying pyramid, a black coat, a mole...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104113
 15.10.2014
Commentary on the video, where schoolchildren for a while decompose the Kalashnikov machine:
Be afraid of us, cows! We will dismantle all your weapons and you will have nothing to fight!!!and "

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104112
 15.10.2014
From eilin_o_connor:

And I thought about this: do you remember the vows you made in childhood to yourself or others on the topic of "I'm about to grow up - and..."? I remember two of them very well. First, I promised myself, when I became a full-fledged adult with pocket money, to buy as many rubber striped balls as I wanted. Obviously, I had some kind of injury associated with the balls, somewhere I was not bought something, although I could, but all the details of this sad event were erased from my memory. and clean. The determination towards this reckless purchase is all that remains.

Well, I can say that this item of childhood dreams is fulfilled. I buy as many balls as I want. That is nothing.

The second promise was about sleep. I swear to myself that I will never go to bed after lunch. I will not be at nine in the evening. Even at ten!

It was very dark, and in general, it also happened.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104111
 15.10.2014
My wife works as a designer, accordingly, the machine is always at the level.

I: So how did you get the brains?
It is 4GB...
I: and how? is flying?
She: Uh, chrome has stopped to thumb...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104110
 15.10.2014
I love the smell of rain.
Because the rain washes off itself.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104109
 15.10.2014
Talking to the girl, she is a quarter Jewish, which she does not forget to periodically remind and listen to in response to the corresponding subjects.

D: I was brought from Israel a flash, such an interesting one, in the form of a Lego man, cool, right?
I: So she is Jewish.
D: And what then? O_O
I: You can’t copy it.
D: ><

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104108
 15.10.2014
We are discussing with friends the inevitable but very annoying prospect of castration of the cat Sergei Ivanich.

Don’t worry, he won’t understand anything – he’ll wake up, but it’s too late.
This is why I fear you, women, you will wake up, but it is too late.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104107
 15.10.2014
AKR: How old is he?
I found someone to ask.
AKR: He is your brother.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104106
 15.10.2014
Sex in marriage.
XXX is a problem. Everything is stimulated, nothing is felt.
Did you tell the doctor?
ZZZ: Doctor, I have a problem!
What is?
Coney doesn’t get me!
I have a salary of $15,000.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104105
 15.10.2014
xxx: quarreled with Vika, she wrote, went in the evening and castrated the cat.
XXX: There are two things.
xxx: First of all, I’m manly guilty of the cat and I’m unlikely to be able to redeem it.
XXX: And secondly, I'm somehow linked to quarreling with her again.

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