I’m not fat, I just have big internal organs.

Comments on respiratory gymnastics.

M: Excess oxygen does not burn fat, this is a myth.
J: And if it was a placebo, what do we all do now, you’re such a fool?!! to

These noble nature defenders are seriously proposing to translate our younger brothers to the grass! They don’t bother us with the cat now, hell tolerance >_<
by admin. and cat. and Schröder.

*** by
It is not trouble. They are fucking.
Personally, I miraculously only once struck the face of an idiot who sat his dog on a soya.
I am a vegetarian. My dog eats as nature has provided for him, a predator. And yes, I’m not fainting when I see meat intended for my beloved dog’s food.

Most urban residents buy meat in the form of farce.
Can you distinguish beef from pork? Or in the pellets?
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I quietly distinguish between beef, pork and chicken. You would go shopping more often and cooking - then you would also learn to differentiate.

5 cups to eat.
The film was such an Agly, "waterloo bridge" was called, with Vivien Lee.
There was also a rich caretaker sending flowers when she was dying of hunger (((

Estarez: adoptive Santa Claus will be located in the village of Red Polana
Luchia: And who will stay in the Ustyuga? There are already crowds of children and parents :) Santa Claus will teleport?
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Do you believe in teleportation?

The weekends are not a disease: they pass quickly and unnoticed.

Desperate to find English speakers in Naples, they decided to learn Italian at an accelerated pace.
Not because of Ponto, but I really wanted to get to the number.
As a victim selected an elderly gentle aunt, apparently from the local.
- Scusa, come arrivare a Via Orazio trentasei (Sorry, how to get to Orazio 36?)
God, what are you suffering? Speak Russian and don’t shake people’s head.
Do you speak Russian?
Everyone speaks Russian here, except for tourists who try to splash in Italian. I’ll show you your bus.
Where to get tickets?
No one checks at night. Come in and sit quietly.
If I get my tickets, where?
How are you so honest?
From Israel.
You are bringing me into depression. So get on the bus and sit quietly, don’t shame the nation!

Roman Rosengurt

National characteristics of trade.
Only in Russia, to sell out excess goods, they do not reduce it, but raise prices! Buyers are afraid that they will grow even more, and shed the goods from the shelves!

I continue :
Imagine what it feels like when you wash alone in your bathroom, and suddenly someone sneezes behind your back. I thought I would drown the cat right there!

I am surprised by such owners. As a hostess of tails with extensive experience, I can say: any sudden choking, sneezing, coughing, choking, a mysterious whisper, a whisper of half, a laughing soul and so on. In an empty house, they are typically attributed to cats. Cats seem to think of their owners.
Everyone is calm. A disappointed and embarrassed ghost is removed into the fog.

The biggest crash in my life. I go into the bathroom and I hear someone whispering in the kitchen. I say loudly, "Murzen, pleasant appetite" - I know there is no one in the house except me and the cat. Looking out at the door - a sleeping beast, hearing his name, wanders from the opposite side of the apartment. She was never afraid of anything in her house, but after this incident, she struggled with herself for a long time so as not to stumble her feet on the threshold before entering a dark room.

And tell me, please, why when writing a response or comment, you must humiliate the opponent? At the same time, referring to his supposed soc. status, income level, intellectual development, age, gender or any other pattern to remember. Well, if there is nothing to say, then dig up to the obvious signs. I know, it’s not funny, but joking here hasn’t been fashionable.

I liked it. I watched the series with great pleasure. The heroes of the late 1940s. They are constantly drinking vodka from modern bottles (with a "show" on the top and bottom of the bottle), and the script of the magazine "Novosti Cinema", which Petrov studies at the cinema studio, is printed on the computer: especially the title "Thank you Comrade Stalin for our happy childhood" is thrown, drawn in approximately the 36th size of the font.

My mother sometimes worked in the certification commission as a psychiatrist, telling me:

- Tell me who ran under the train in the story"mu"? (They are trolling them)
The cow has left. – gornyy

The Male Logic
to pay a fool who sleeps with everyone in a row only to be payable, for sex - the norm.
To help money a decent woman who sleeps only with you - "all the babies are merchant dolls".

How did you become a programmer?
I was a systadmin in one large company, and very often heard the phrase:"the programmer has come, now he will fix everything."
and?
It’s easier to become a programmer in Java than to explain that it’s two different professions.

X: how to save 3 thousand if I am not taken to work for 12 years and for any household business money is not given?
Y: Set up a totalizator in the school. Say that after the lessons there will be a fight between two girls, bet on winning one of them. One of them is to give up for a percentage of the money you earn on the interest. The Profit.

I am surprised by such owners. As a hostess of tails with extensive experience, I can say: any sudden choking, sneezing, coughing, choking, a mysterious whisper, a whisper of half, a laughing soul and so on. In an empty house, they are typically attributed to cats. Cats seem to think of their owners.
Everyone is calm. A disappointed and embarrassed ghost is removed into the fog.

The biggest crash in my life. I go into the bathroom and I hear someone whispering in the kitchen. I say loudly, "Murzen, pleasant appetite" - I know there is no one in the house except me and the cat. Looking out at the door - a sleeping beast, hearing his name, wanders from the opposite side of the apartment. She was never afraid of anything in her house, but after this incident, she struggled with herself for a long time so as not to stumble her feet on the threshold before entering a dark room.
............
My mom called me to the kitchen, but on the way I heard my mom whisper from the other room, “Don’t go there, I heard it too.”

I answer.
This is the case.....
If a student girl sells herself to an old crocodile because she wants to eat, is she crazy? Do you know what the scholarships are? And what do foreign girls eat who don’t even get enough of this scholarship for notebooks? We have such an education now that teachers on the panel are ready, not that students... Shame should be for men who buy a fresh body cheaply. But they are not ashamed, they are incredibly cool and generally nice. And the girl, yes, she has to eat, not the flowers.
This is the case.....
Yes is foolish.
Here they already proposed to conduct an experiment, I remind you: offer such a student, for the same price to wash dishes, wipe the floor - do homework and look at her reaction. Not very qualified work, not requiring a lot of time yet to be, pay really not a lot, but to eat - enough - tested by those who did not go to prostitutes.

I once thought that GPRS in the country was a bad internet. But this summer I spoke with the youths from Donetsk.
The Internet that exists simultaneously with electricity is a good Internet.
And in general, we only cut the light three to four times a week and not more than eight hours.
Water twice an hour a week.
And to the well with the drinking water some miserable one and a half kilometers, and almost 100% that you will return alive.

News: "Men are allowed to participate in synchronous swimming competitions.
The only synchronist of Russia, Alexander Maltsov, said that this was the realization of his dream.
I hear the sound, but I don’t know where...