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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №89760
 15.11.2013
Dvd Rom has flown.
and far away?
Looks like shit.
In a warm country, that’s okay.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89759
 15.11.2013
From the advertisement for the sale of the house tree: "requires a pot height of 1.5..2 m and more than 30 cm in diameter, with immersion of the base in a dish with water".
"Please be"
I am afraid of that man.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89758
 15.11.2013
In China, two new power plants are opened each week. What do you think?
Are they burning too much?
Zzzz: Lies is all. The Chinese do not produce electricity.
There are half a billion Chinese and a third half a billion cats sitting on ebony sticks. INF is 100%
XXX: This is when the cat gets done
zzz: COTES - a new clean energy source )))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89757
 15.11.2013
I saw a comic book from Lin about the Internet Explorer. Something is regrettable.
So sensitive images came out that from the fool (although there, even asleep) I started it. I immediately remembered why I didn’t use it. I do not want. I will not be again.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89756
 15.11.2013
I have been injured since childhood. They brought clowns to school. Let us be tormented. They had a scene about a Dawn orchestra. I am pulled onto the stage by one of these painted spiders and says:"Direct me!" Because the music has not been turned on yet, my very logical question was:"And how many quarters?"The clown just took my hand and let me swing for 2 quarters. I am:"A! of two? Well, okay..." she’s already mourning from this action. Then the monsoon began. It is four quarters. I say:"But it is four! And the clown, the genius of the fools, just takes my second hand and directs with both hands for 2 quarters!!! So many years have passed, I was in 2nd grade then, and the injury still exists.
I still dream about it, once a year.
Luckily I would find this fool....and a thick textbook of solfegio to remove him.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89755
 15.11.2013
On the same Taobao with machine translation I look at different selfie titles, in the names mostly a bowl of semi-translated words and hieroglyphs, and here got just a masterpiece that brought me to tears - "Cabotage ship of death / dead flies bicycle." Oh, what psychedelic paintings the imagination paints trying to imagine it!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89754
 15.11.2013
Yesterday walking with a loved one I meet a girlfriend, respectively, we stop to start sharing news, my happiness humbly awaits on the side! To him with a compassionate expression approaches the man and says, "Chuvaaaak, you go out at the stall of fasting, a cup of drink, it is for a long time! " and sadly shaking his head continues his way.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89753
 15.11.2013
I love my leadership. It is proposed to build the pyramid of Cheops in 2 weeks, and the drafts of the project I have to go somewhere.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89752
 15.11.2013
Carlos: The morning in the subway seemed uncommonly positive: standing next to the door, when the doors were already closed, a cute thin girl broke up to them, shaking up all the passengers. The door closed right in front of her nose. "Bliyan" - it has been stretched out. But here, the doors literally opened for 20 cm, and the girl, having demonstrated miracles of reaction, stumbled into this gap. Naturally, only one hand and head had passed through. "Bla" - she cried and, getting red, hanged on the door. I thought for a couple of seconds, but finally I found that standing in the position of a stuck vinny puha to the girl was somehow not a comilfo and opened the doors. “Thank you,” she joyfully whispered and, stumbling at a small threshold, fell onto the platform, whispering something at the landing point. The bag, which flew for a meter, accidentally flooded, some body, from which she flew even further. "Yah-yo-yo" - A girl jumped behind her on almost four limbs. The train touched, and I never knew the final fate of the girl with the bag. ( by

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89751
 15.11.2013
[Friend postgraduate, writes today after the first seminar]

and leash:
This is what people call children now, foolish. There are beautiful simple names.

by Nicholas:
Who is there? and Harry? and platon?

and leash:
Maria-Gabriella was at the seminar today.
This is not scary.
Then there was Mary-Hope in another group.

by Nicholas:
Ahha
The goose-labs flew, and behind them were the straws and the pingwins.
Vladimir-Vasily
Ivan-Edward

and leash:
Son of Igor-Igor Gennadievich
Those who don’t want to shut up.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89750
 15.11.2013
I thought I looked young at 27, but when a client at 26, looking at 12-13, came to me, I realized I was still young.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №89749
 15.11.2013
The one-year-old daughter walked into the toilet with a lowered lid and described herself right there. The Father:
Well, you understand the concept, there are still details to work out!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №89748
 15.11.2013
Jozzy: My upper neighbor comes home at 2 o’clock at night and, as I thought, starts fucking someone, 10 minutes of breathing, EVERY DAY!!!! to
I hesitated to listen to it and once stood up to him. You won't believe, he opened one, there are no furniture in the apartment. He, the fox, daily inflates the mattress with an inflatable foot pump.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89747
 15.11.2013
VRS: I am at work, wife at home with a child. We are rewriting. I write to her that it is necessary to say, in addition to the World of Tanks, the World of Aircraft and the World of Ships have been released, and she tells me: cool, but you are waiting at home for the World of Styrki))))))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89746
 15.11.2013
Sergey Polonsky dropped 80 cutters of Kutuzovskaya Mile by 6.5 billion rubles.
Do I have an interest in 80 people?
This is the annual budget of a small country.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89745
 15.11.2013
To work in technical support are taken those who were able to call for the first time.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №89744
 15.11.2013
He went home to the Bryan region. I thought about the inheritance in a couple of days I will finish the paperwork and get rid of it at home, in Peter... I feel shorter I will be buried here )) such a quest! Each paper needs an additional paper or even two.)
are accustomed. even no longer scare any abbreviations (such as "Come down to JREU, they will give you a direction to BTI"))
I feel at the end you will need to kill the chief boss.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89743
 15.11.2013
From the automotive forum, the point is preserved:

Keckdown at NEVO works like this:

*Pulled by press *
ABU: Hey, DPS, what do we have there?
DPDZ: 7% opening, taxim...
EBU: Servo propulsion, atcryping of the slide at 100%
Servo drive: the screw on the M12 allows you all to fly, EURO4 does not allow.
ABU: Are you foolish? We can’t jump out into that hole!
Servo drive: Okay, okay...
1st Lambda: You have shrunk!? to
The Robo-Acc : A Who is here?
ABU: AAAAAAA!!! We are not passing!!! to
Safety pillows: do not shoot, if the driver is attached to the belt - we will shoot.
ROBO-ACPP: * with fear, a couple of seconds thinking, friend 3*
VTEC: is it scary?)))))))))))))))))) I can open my eyes ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89742
 15.11.2013
The Thursday. The rain. I paid the salary, as the boss promised.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №89741
 15.11.2013
Only programmers could have thought of sticking windows with wallpaper.

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