Milonov wants to ban citizens from marrying "in rats and corpse costumes"
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It seems like I now imagine the wedding of my dreams! And why didn’t it come to mind without Milov?* is

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We came to the Zags, scheduled, went home -> profit.
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A typical miserable reasoning.

Note to those who plan to get married with such people - don't wait for a wedding holiday! Never ever! You will have a lifetime of purpose instead of a holiday, and instead of pleasure - savings.
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How everything is simple. When I got married, and it was almost 9 years ago, we were just scheduled, family and friends congratulated us (two hours in one of our favorite restaurants) and on a plane to Thailand for their honeymoon. Which I do not regret at all.
And the photo session with a white dress and a frake was arranged in the studio, calm, not in a hurry and sober. Everyone makes a party for themselves.

News: MGIMO student bought from Potanin a network of cinemas for $ 400 million
XXX: I went somewhere wrong in my life.
The only network I can afford to buy is a potato grid of 2kg :(

I read the news on one well-known portal "Rostov police learned to fight crime on the Internet" and in the head immediately appears the image of such a buckwheat: Blurred and quietly hairy "hero", with one hand eating a chicken leg, cooked by the mother, with the other hand, not wiped out of fat, with one finger printing "You are a cock";.
Evil is defeated!
and applause.
The curtain.
The titles.
Budget of 3 billion.

If a group of “academics” assumes the aversion to establish for language some norm (whether it’s a ban on “placing” or an exclusion from the language of native words or an intermediate for “coffee”), and the people massively attach the male genital organ to this norm, then it’s not the people who are stupid, it’s the “academics” who have played their role: their task is not to manage the language, but to study. If most native speakers regularly use the word "put" in their speech, "academics" can only push their ambitions deeper and include that word in the dictionary.
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What you are proposing is called cultivation. The school remembered that before "what" it is appropriate to put a pencil (but not always) - well let's change the rules under them. "A, what I could have done" is a brilliant example of this. And then you "will" and so on. Humor from the TV screen. If in the next series of speed series ten times did not say "sex", the series is unsuccessful. Because others are not there. Destruction of illiteracy is one of the weapons by which a country is pushed to spy. Nearer and closer, and people like you help it. If Pushkin could have invented Lukomorie, then those like you are only capable of "lower" and "winning".

The voice in the tram:"Ivanich!Go through, well go through, don’t be afraid!" With an important view passes the taxi...

DerArto: On packages of cigarettes, it is better to print the curse: "You will go on Lego", "Smoking causes closed fistings", "You will spend your whole life in Temertau".

XXX: Have you heard it? Spiders arrested for two days

YYY: It is still tolerable. Could be tapped.

4 years ago, taxi drivers had a bullshit - 10 UAH to take for a cat and a guitar from the top.
ууу - for the cat is taken on the idea because the wool remains in the salon. If then the TP sits there and starts sneezing, the taxi driver will get sick.
And for guitar...what?
WOW - Maybe Kiso is listening to pop and also allergic to guitar? There are microparticles of good music in the room. Kyo began to sneeze.

I went with my wife to buy a bowl under the lock for the aunt. A woman sells them at the bazar. Banks of strange design: narrow neck and bottom, and in the middle wide, liters by 2. Near the boxes with these same banks and on each box the inscription by the flommaster: CRIVOPISH.
I immediately heard a thought coming into my head:
What kind of banks give such a bad name.
The deceased seller:
This is not my name, this is my name.
It was uncomfortable :)

Go to the kiosk. Two girls discuss chocolate on the window:
One of them said, “Look. This is chocolate with the taste of cellulite on pop. This is the taste of life. Here’s this – with the taste of folds under the cheeks, you know, such... And that one – supposedly with the taste of big boobs, but it’s actually a lie, he’s also with cellulite.
“Let’s get this,” a friend said.
Oh no, I won’t take that. It has an allergy taste.

A few years ago, friends and I discovered an interesting store called "Awesome Susanin". And it would be nothing, but it is a store selling GPS navigators.

The girl on the question site asks:"In what year did the First World War begin?". They answered in 1914. And she, outrageously:"I am about the first world, and you answer about the second".
For her, it is probably the same war, where Lenin of Aurora shot Hitler at Kulikov Field.

Chat at work:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Can you help? ?
ZZZ: No
XXX Why?
ZZZ: I am not doing satellite TV
XXX: How is it? You are a programmer!
ZZZ: Leien, make me a mine
You are being guarded!!!! to
You are Secretary!

The robot landed on a comet. Five hundred million kilometers of glasses threw him - and caught him. is surprising. Right now he has her pockets in the pockets, tests are taken, punctions are all kinds of. A feast of reason, boldness and patience.

And at the same time somewhere in Peter communicates with the icon of Milonov. And she said to him, “Hey, do you look? You go do it. In the second entrance, a man is smoking, with an English flag on the jacket. Do I have to tolerate that? Take a beat and talk. Or even scratch his face. Or scream and run away. Realize yourself as a person. Fuck, what a pity that you don’t have me..."

There are terrible things in life when you don’t know how to behave. Imagine that you are a modest guard of the station at the hell on the folds and here Leo Tolstoy comes home to you, lies in your bed and dies!

The daughter of the samurai: A friend once worked in a toy store. And there they sold a doll, growing from a 2-year-old child, could talk, cry, laugh and snore. The crap was so wealthy. When her vendors first turned on to check and she snorted, everyone started to snort, and the doll woke up and said that she was hindered from sleeping.

There is a pharmacy in the city. It is called something like something there "-pharma". One thing no one knows the name - it is a pharmacy and in Africa it is a pharmacy. But their logo is the big green letter "F". Accordingly, above the entrance of the sign - the logo and then the word "apotek". The factory.

XX: Here I remembered another popular bonus on the topic "why so many children were born?" - "To be, who in old age a glass of water!"
I don’t want to drink " :-)
ZZZ: Oh, it’s popular at home.
Kids, bring some water!
What is?
Old age has come to me. Bring the water!

Our cat has a sacred ritual.
If you want to visit the pot, you have to go around all the corners and dig there, expelling the evil spirits.
Then go to the human toilet separately, dive into the toilet.
Then go out and start preaching in the pot.

:D