Added erudited but stupid:
Answer the erudite:
And how it is boring with the erudite, you would know - it would be time to go to bed for a long time, and he blows up everything with his erudition.
Well yes yes yes. Only as a cultural person, I can't immediately catch my ass and pull it into bed - I'm not Rzhevsky, to get on the mouth 10-100 times in order to penetrate once. As an intelligent person, I can’t ask in the forehead "Can you catch your ass and drag you into bed?"—this question may be the last. As an inexperienced person, I am forced to mock with erudition in anticipation of the hint of a banquet continuation. And the hint is not and is not, or it is so subtle that you can't see it.
Moreover, it turns out that it was a hint, day after day, two or three :( So, unforgettable, if you washed up / squeezed / painted, and this botanist is still not aloo - don't be embarrassed, quietly put him for a member. If he does not understand this hint, please look for another male, because such oaks should not reproduce.
X: Our Valera, have you heard of him?
Is it three times a year in the office? Is it uncomfortable to leave the house?
XXX: He is the same. So, this morning in the office, I was waiting for the general’s reception at 3 o’clock...you know what I asked for?
YYY: Not to come at all?
XXX is NO! I asked for a week trip for 2! His aunt has arrived!
I wanted to cry yesterday before I went to sleep. All the reasons were insufficient. He fell asleep unchallenged.
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A woman needs 80 kg of hairy creature nearby. Depending on its beauty and conspiracy, it will either be a male or 10-15 cats.
If the hair and weight of the male is not enough, is a pair of cats allowed in addition?
My grandmother at the age of 68 is dancing. And grandfather is not there almost, dancing with other grandmothers. An old man, I thought. Thank you, dear man, opened your eyes to the prophorset of the enthusiast.
to :
Oh, we know this: I'm a kinesthetic, I like when I'm touched, and I'm calling you only coffee to drink, I didn't hint on sex and I don't want it at all.
Here already wrote a girl who was very surprised that on the dances they still meet.
>>>>
Women and Girls (Surprise) It belongs to the category "people". And suddenly! want different things, even at different times the same girl may want sex, or meet just to talk, or self-affirm because of your attention to her person, or not want to meet anyone at all, but only to dance, or personally here with you do not want anything... Or maybe five minutes ago sincerely and fiercely wanted to give in person to you, and you suddenly said or did something that distracted her from this thought instantly or there grandmother-dead remembered suddenly, no little... There are some spherical women in the vacuum to which you can pick the universal key for each situation, unfortunately, only approximate recommendations that work on many, if lucky and if you are not too scary, bad smell or something else
XXX: The first day of moisture in the lounge
In the morning of the second day, the sores appeared and the throat broke. But that did not stop me on my way to work. By the evening, I was taken home from work in a half-blind state.
By the evening of the third day the temperature slept and finally came a pleasant healthy sleep.
By the evening of the fourth day, the body said "no" to this healing sleep and demanded a restorative night's drink.
On the morning of the fifth day, the body gained strength for a new twist of disease and the temperature again rose to 38.7.
On the morning of the sixth day the restorative nocturnal dojo of the fourth day made himself felt by sitting for one and a half hours on the throne of Faians.
On the seventh day I woke up at lunch as if nothing had happened.
In the end, the question is, what was it – a cold or flu? The flu usually lives for a week and then disappears. If he was, why were the slugs on their knees?
YYY: Judging by the style of your narrative, you just tried to resemble the Creator and create a new world within yourself. But, like most initiatives without proper information support - all your initiatives are just pro.r.li!
And your words sound like "I love cooking, but I don’t like food"
So well happens. I work in a confectionery, I work in the sale of cakes on order, I love to cook sweets and do not like to eat it.
A few months ago, the company asked employees where to open the next office.
The people amused the poll by voting for Cyprus.
Today began to collect a list of employees wishing to work a year+ in Cyprus.
#cats+tablets #everyone angry
With your untouched consciousness, I really feel like a starper:
The Soviet anecdo-
They gathered (as usual) a Russian, an Englishman (formerly usually a Frenchman) and an American. The task is to feed the cat with mustard. The American, (like some forums) grabbed a cat under his mouth, grabbed a couple of tablespoons, our shouts “protest, it’s violence!”", well the second grabbed the sausage, gave the cat, our again – “protest, it’s a scam!”". The other two are waiting for what the Russian will do. And he just smashed the cat’s ass with mustard, the cat with the bow began to lick, our, proudly – "Note, voluntarily and with a song!"
Even more interesting
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A woman needs 80 kg of hairy creature nearby. Depending on its beauty and conspiracy, it will either be a male or 10-15 cats.
If the hair and weight of the male is not enough, is a pair of cats allowed in addition?
If my weight is 100 kg, do I need to have cats with a negative weight and/or baldness?
A woman needs 80 kg of hairy creature nearby. Depending on its beauty and conspiracy, it will either be a male or 10-15 cats.
She sent her daughter to the sanatorium (she is five years old), when the doctor, a serious man, asks her:
Do you know how to write letters?
I know, she says proudly.
Can you write your name?
I can.
He gives her a blank, she brings Masha out in business. And then he reads to her that she has signed a document on compliance with the regime (not to noise, not to battle, and so on). She had such disappointed eyes... And I told her, “Before you sign something, you have to read it.”
Julia: well, and I provide a photo video, that is, the preventive measure she has violated real and repeatedly, I say that the article is a scam, I request that her guard be charged
Molot is?
Julia: the hell there, the judge did not see grounds to change the precautionary measure
Molot: When is your next birthday? I’ll give you a football ticket.
and Julia?
molot: well, there you can publicly and loudly chant "JUDGE-PIDARAS" and not be at risk of criminal prosecution:)
We had a very hard technician at work. He pulled a fresh cartridge from the neighboring table at Sisadmin, and tried to integrate it into the coffee machine, which he opened for repair shortly before. Apparently, the procedure was a certain success. As the matter ended, the story silences, but the presence of the wrong powder on the output was discovered by the administrator, who knew the taste of the toner well.
Well, of course, give one pill to a cat such a problem... I need to smash the cat’s gums with a gel, and she, you know, such a trouble, for some reason doesn’t want it. As a result, the gums are still treated, the whole kitchen is sprayed with a gel, I spray my scratched hands with miramistin, and the cat walks dark, looks bad and smells pleasantly of menthol with medicinal herbs... Invisible to the world tears...
Honest people usually sell only through realtors.
And what technically prevents dishonest people from hiring a realtor? The realtors are a special high moral caste, among which there is no place for deception and trick, or how?
There is absolutely no connection between honesty and real estate.
Cats are like flies in the Middle Ages.
They are found in cats because cats walk their legs on the floor, and then these legs lick. Everything on the floor, everything. Rarely anyone does a complete disinfection, coming home every night.
In small children it starts from the same, by the way.
I have a 23 inch monitor.
I have 26
Zzzz: and the horse still has more
Fuck, why do you dance? Usually they do this to grasp each other and understand if it’s worth continuing the “communication” at a closer level. And your words sound like “I like to be excited, but I don’t like sex,” “I like to cook, but I don’t like to eat,” “I like to pour alcohol into a bowl, but I don’t like to drink.”
Wow, guy, and all kinds of dance sections are a prithon of corruption? And if you watch a dance marathon, are you trembling like porn?
Sometimes dancing is just dancing.