Today I was riding an electric car - an automatic aunt announces the stations: one is correct, the next is not. Noted that the wrong - from the opposite end of the route, in the direction of us. Then we went in pairs. A number of people arrived at the Kursk station. The people who remained in the electric train began to look around in search of signs of annihilation of the train.

[9:23:58] Hoetkin Sergei: by the way
[9:24:11] Hotkin Sergey: my yesterday olive made!
[9:24:28] Hotkin Sergey: the norm of olive has worked out! I would sleep like that.)

Have you ever been to the opera?
was not. There were operas.

Interview on Facebook about the new Belarusian debt tax:

XXXX: There is a strong need for taxation. Whoever pays more taxes, pays more taxes. The recursion! Asymptomatic approach to destruction.

Tax on Birth and Abortion! With the simultaneous withdrawal from the sale of contraceptives!

YYYY: Well, this is not a new topic at all.

YYYY: Everything is already described in Chippolino.

XXXX: Tax on the mention of Chipolino! There was no such tax in Chipolino!

YYYY: You have won. Pay the winning tax!

XXXX: You have lost. I understood )

Speaking of maffins and biscuits.
I was also upset at first to say what Pindosovskiy is for maffins when there are cakes... but then I remembered the fundamental difference in the preparation of these things. In structure, the biscuits are more dense, and having sex in the bathroom with them is the same as in the bathroom with black pancakes... And the maffins are so soft, so it is quite murmur-mur-mur and erotic.
... →
Shrink_TM

to this:
I realized it was time to get married.

The commander asks:
Q: Are you married with us?
I : No.
N: (good) Then you work this Sunday

One evening, at the planner, the boss looked at the employee for a long time, and then said:
Why do you hurry home? You are not married, no one is waiting.
Then he translates to me:
Why do you hurry home? You are already married!
So that...

You have had little milk.
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Especially for the children of this century, I remind you that in the USSR sold a device called the milk guard. In real, it is a metal foam, which lay on the bottom of the pot and began to drizzle during the first stage of boiling, before this your "ah th $#@!" %)

I may be thrown in but I’ll hide behind the tapestry.
What is the third capital of Russia?

Zzz: Some people leave friends to take care of cats when they go to sea.
And here, Sova gave me a tablet with the order to monitor a virtual pet.
Progress and fucking.
I like to share.
10 minutes ago

fff: with cats, of course, fun - but, on the other hand, the tablet doesn't get you into bed

to this
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It is immediately visible that the author has never had children and, most likely, does not even know where they come from - the name of the child is recorded at birth, and when issued from the maternity house you get a birth certificate with already, naturally, a written name. Admina Pechenek, cat in the shredder. Your K.O.
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You have no children! In the maternity house, a medical certificate of birth is issued, where it is written that such a child was born, such a number, such a sex. and all!!! to
With this paper, the passports of the parents and the certificate of marriage within a month you need to come to the ZAGS. Where a normal certificate with a name is issued. And as long as he is not there, call the child, though Petrovich, though Ar2D2.

In Russia, a drunk armed priest carried out an accident, cursed the Haishnikovs and... fell asleep

> As one of my acquaintances put it: "Unfulfilled erotic fantasies of one lady". I honestly don’t understand why everyone cares about this. And ladies who are reading, swallowing with saliva. The banal is wild. And men who fiercely hate those ladies who read, swallowing with saliva. Such babby novels thousands and amateurs read them dozens. Why are you pressing them for this?

In “50 Shades...”, unlike most women’s novels, it shows what is called “abusive relationship”, that is, a relationship in which one partner engages in physical and psychological violence against the other (contrary to the wishes of the other) – and this is inferred as “normal behavior”, and the heroes are described as “right” people, the actions of which are worth imitating. In addition, a completely false idea of BDSM culture is given with a direct violation of the rules postulated in this culture, which is already filled with a threat to the health of those who decide to try "under the impression" of the book / film.

Title in the news: "Eggs make people generous". I remembered internet discussions about who should pay for a cup of coffee, and something doubted :)

A colleague tried to smash an employee, a fierce feminist:
Q1: Anna Georgievna, and when you use the toilet, do you lift the chair?
K2: No, Anton Vyacheslavovich, you are not leaving him behind.

Where is the name??? In the birthplace? I think the author and I are from another planet. My daughter was just a baby for two months while my husband and I argued, and when we chose the name we went to the ZAGS, where we registered our child) and the certificate was issued to us there. How will it be delivered to you at home? Registration in the register?

There was a message from Bilan "Balance less than 30 rubles. // All songs of Stas Mikhailov for free for 15 days!" I think it is a threat?

It is immediately visible that the author has never had children and, most likely, does not even know where they come from - the name of the child is recorded at birth, and when issued from the maternity house you get a birth certificate with already, naturally, a written name. Admina Pechenek, cat in the shredder. Your K.O.

The certificates are printed in each nursery (the standard printing is provided in the basement) and you receive the certificate already with the seal of citizenship from the UFMS, it is located in the neighbouring basement at the level below.

I will support:

"The Cinderella" is a fairy tale. In real life, Prince Cinderella would have fucked a couple of times. I would only marry a princess. Because the question of throne inheritance is a very serious matter.

By the way, formally Cinderella was a member of the family, belonging to the royal balls. And the prince met her at the royal ball. In other words, he saw her as a lady of one with him.

This is:

The seeds are marked F1. And these seeds are already fruitless in the next generation.

This is how the breeder would now give a spade on the sushi! Potatoes do not have fruitless seeds if they are collected and stored properly. Pollen for him is not a carrier of genetic material and "GMO’s will not work.
And, yes, the breeding line provides high yields and resistance to diseases in the following order:
Micro-club-miniclub-first soil generation-superelite-superelite-elite-carton in store
Minicluben, for example, gives up to 10 generations (years) protection of offspring from a number of diseases at the genetic level. But it will be sold to you (if only by acquaintance) for a price of 50 rubles. This is genetic material, it is unprofitable on the seedlings, so it is reproduced to "superelite" with a minimum of five years of yield guarantee and only then sold to farmers for 15 p / kg on the seedlings. With a yield of up to 50 potatoes from one bush, it quickly pays off. And for decades, a single variety grown by the landscape without changing the seeds will eventually yield a harvest in half a glass of peach from the bush (tested in childhood, very offensive for parents)
The world and the brain. Admin, cat, shredder (dinger)

Pharmacists are burning. When I hear the advertisement of the drug "Iberogast" I want to be offended and say: you are an Iberogast! Who invented these names? Is the normal combination of bucks over?