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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №76879
 03.02.2013
from my life)
What do you think?
Yes so...
Well tell me...
Damn you run.
Okay okay to you.
-Yes, I think it would be cool if the tiny pieces in the keyboard, while I sleep, were gathered in a small cake...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76878
 03.02.2013
XXX: How many compasses did you have?
God, what an intimate question! Almost as many men *ROFL*
zzz: this second
zzz: unlike men, comps can be constantly updated)

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №76877
 03.02.2013
Do you find it hard to find?
search -> "I find it hard to find" -> walla!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76876
 03.02.2013
I wore roses. Rose in the winter. In winter there is no sun, so this flower grows wisely in the direction of the monitor...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76875
 03.02.2013
Grandma, why do you have such a big manual?
This is better to advise you, baby.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76874
 03.02.2013
A friend said:
It was before the end of the world. Seller at the TC. Going out to smoke. With them came out a guard - uncle "two for two". They smoke calmly. The Uncle says:
I wish the end of the world would come and half of mankind would be extinct and half would remain.
The Seller: Why?
The guard: And I would go and pursue the rest.
He throws out a cigarette, leaves the curtain.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76873
 03.02.2013
He studied in Fitzgerald. I smiled a little, half the room looked at me like a shit. And then someone knocked me back on the shoulder, I turn around - a girl, like a sympathetic, says: "This container has no idea that the magnetic field is also matter."

Excuse me, and since when has the volumetric vector characteristic of the potential of the basic interaction of matter, for the simplification of which the term "field" is used, been considered matter on the physitech?

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76872
 03.02.2013
her her. The old shit is tired! You are giving me a new shit about measurements!!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76871
 03.02.2013
XXX: Get the low
You are not my preacher. You are not scared)
OK, your boss will pay you a salary.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76870
 03.02.2013
xxx: a great service will be rendered to humanity by a proger, who will write a script for the VK cutting news on keywords, including. What in the pictures

xxx: for example, news with the words "iPhone", "Like" and "Ohuenno" can be sent to 95% down.

See also: Aha And also whole phrases: "I find it hard to find...", "You don’t know who/what it is...". A dream, not a script.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76869
 03.02.2013
Office of the ship supply company. and Avril. Dialogue between the Sales Manager and the Manager:

Q: Has the gas balloon been charged?
Eeee... no. Nicholas was approached, he refused and sold some chairs instead.
Q: What kind of chairs are you cheating for?! to
M: On a ferry, probably... sold for cash. In the morning the money, in the evening the chair.

Read the classic...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76868
 03.02.2013
My husband came from the object. He ate lunch with cheeses, sprayed them with tarhuna, threw two bananas on top, a bowl of bulls in tomatoes, added salty smoked cheese, coffee and ice cream. 180 days of my diet :D

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №76867
 03.02.2013
It is inherent to man to make mistakes, and it is inherent to man to make mistakes for money.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76866
 03.02.2013
Set Sever: In the army, the attitude toward priests is very normal now. We were periodically built and sprinkled with holy water, but were straightforwardly told - if you are against, then just step aside. No one departed, including the majority of the unchristen, Muslims and Gentiles.
The brigade batush was very colourful:))) The former major, from time to time driving instead of sermons, with content such as: "Orthodox army! In that hour, when the insidious and evil enemy was hiding behind the strait, wishing to take away our original lands..." The colonels immediately began a quiet panic:)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76865
 03.02.2013
News on the hub - Nokia begins work with graphene. In comments to the article:
With one graphene-based Nokia 3310, you can break everything except that Nokia 3310; with two Nokia 3310, you can break everything.
yyy: Imagine a family gathering at a table on Easter, taking Nokia in their arms and fighting each other.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76864
 03.02.2013
Every time Jason Statham drives a car, the gas station behind him explodes spontaneously.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76863
 03.02.2013
[22:34:39] UberEnot: the suburbs of Helsinki, night. A white hat in the sky
[22:34:45] UberEnot: joltpizdekaxrahnostalo
[22:34:50] UberEnot: Then I look, black

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76862
 03.02.2013
On the Dating Site:
D: I’m looking for a real boy, and there are only a few pins.
I: This is a daring confession, because the tiles find the females of their own kind ;)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76861
 03.02.2013
Conference on Skype
Are you from Ukraine?
YYYY: Yes
XXX: What about the city?
Tagged: Minsk

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76860
 03.02.2013
A boyfriend was there before the wedding. He studied in Fitzgerald. I asked him to tell a romantic story about how he met his wife. He tells:
I watched the movie “Angels and Demons.” There was a reversed phrase of the type "Antimatter cannot be touched with matter, otherwise it will be a boom." I smiled a little, half the room looked at me like a shit. And then someone knocked me back on the shoulder, I turned around - a girl, like a sympathetic, says: "This container has no idea that the magnetic field is also matter." Then she offered to read about Penning’s Trap. So now she sits and scatters her teeth that her sister during the film did not shy away to sit down to me and discuss the problems of modern physics.

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