My sister took a hammer.
My girlfriend took a cat.
My friend installed a tamagocha on a smartphone.
Our administrator launched the bot on the network and tells him anecdotes.

This is a textbook, not a book, a textbook of life if you can say so, and your movies are entertaining.
YYY: Movies are also life textbooks, at least good movies
XXX: Terminator 2 is a great movie.
Yyy: Well, I was crying at the end when I was a kid, and no textbook caught me crying.
YYY: Although not, there was a matan...

Chelyabinsky girls are so harsh that they break the ask of the guys and add themselves =)

Lina, not to be offended :-*

Ir: Hi)))))))) How are you?))
Vas: Normally, only the ribs hurt.
Ir: Oh... and what happened?
Vas: Yes, a new shopping center has opened at us, we and a friend went to see how there was. And every time we are together, we get "Who_does_do it".
Well we stopped near the toy department and the thought comes to me (these are always terrible moments) I tell him that I would go to the box, I wait a little, and take from the toys a German plastic helmet, a machine, and a rubber knife. A knife in my pocket, a helmet on my head, a machine in my hand...I go to the box and shout: “It’s a robbery!” All on the floor face down, chase the money faster, shit. Here the guards approach me (not very determined) I catch a friend, put a knife to my throat and scream that I have a hostage.
Ir: O_o Daa...
Vas: I am thinking now. Go to them to ask for a recording from surveillance cameras or wait until it appears on YouTube.

I: Dad, I never understood why we don’t have a door into the kitchen?
Surprisingly, why not? There is. She is on the balcony.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and was afraid to fall asleep. In the morning I wake up at 5:59 and think - well, the hero, without an alarm woke up and turned off the alarm... slept.

My kids have a favorite game: “Bip-Bip is racing.” A childhood quotation. Among other tasks, there is to earn money to buy new wheels. For this you go through various mini-games, for which they give coins. But there is also a simple way: you collect bottles on the Autograd, “give” them and get money.
Next, I think you guess...
At the entrance, next to the bench, always filled with neighboring grandmothers, someone left a bottle... And my twins on the whole yard (and quietly speaking – it’s not as ushensky), in two voices: “Mom, look, a bottle! Take it quickly, we will rent it and buy new wheels for the car or we will go to the carpool!"
I quietly explained to the child the difference between play and life.
But in the evening at our daddy, on the way home, three people sympathetically asked, and not if he lost his job.
I suspect they will bring food tomorrow...
C is someone.

Let my mom hear, let my mom come, let my mom find me. After all, this is not the case in the world...outside the toilet lock!

I bought a DVD for 100 rubles. I went home and looked.
Not only that the film is great, it turned out - not the screen, the picture is bright, the sound and subtitles in Russian and English, a bunch of additional materials about the seams and interviews with the actors.
I never understood: where is the sting? O_O

Instead of writing in Google "download for free", you can simply place the "Search pages in English" box.

Many people believe that once the apartment is privatized, it can be re-planned without demand. Especially like to break the ventilation mine in the kitchen and arrange a bar or shelf under the TV there, and the neighbors from below deprive the ventilation. When the ventilators come, whom the same neighbors from below called, the tricks send them from the threshold further and deeper: nothing we, say, did not do, it is your ventilation barakhlit, and the apartment is not allowed - you have no right.

But the ventilators are also not a lick of sewing. If it is not possible to clean the ventilation from the roof with a piece of thick wire, they have special equipment to break the blockage - most often it is a hose with a boiling chain, which they throw lightly from the roof into the mine. If the first time to the basement did not reach - pull out and throw until the result is obtained.

Dear owners of apartments! Complaining then is absolutely useless: you are wrong on all sides, and the staff of the livestreams acted according to the instructions. Think carefully, if you need this cubic meter, otherwise one day, sending men in dirty specials on x@y, in half an hour you will see your favorite TV going to the basement.

With respect, your employees of the ventilation front.

yyy (17:48:12 11/02/2010)
What was there in the universe?

xxx (17:48:24 11/02/2010)
He slept very much...

xxx (17:48:43 11/02/2010)
My phone fell on the wall and self-developed.

Beauty requires sacrifices, and the brain flies first to the altar.

XXX: And my cat started screaming like mad. It’s so ugly, Blake.
Zzzz: So you give her anti-catties! and :)
XXX does not help.
She is around Kashka (the old cat) and so and so - her ass is shaken, and he is at least henny - lovingly looking at the refrigerator!

to this:

to this:
You know that in Spanish it is ohuela.

So now we have an Ohuel week =))
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ah, and in Spanish "In July blinkers will eat" - "In Julio Pidaras Ohuelos")))))

You don’t know the language, why write? This phrase sounds like En Hulio Artarse de Ohuelos.

And PedirAs is "you will ask". Yes it is funny. And Mandaras - you will order, and Perdi - I lost. And a lot more.
Brothers of Languages

by J:
It is said that on the day of St. Valentine many single people find their half would you like?

M is :
I can’t find two identical socks in the closet and you’re talking about the other half.

Zzzz is fucking. I was very pleased with Dr. Blonde.
by Scuco. I, he says, had some suspicious scrap in the printer, so I decided to lubricate it: I lubricated the sheet with butter and passed through the printer and now it started to lubricate somehow...
Dumb all the printer and cartridge in butter oil, and when printing the sheets are fat and tasty smell of oil...
I don’t even know how this is shameful to give service.
When asked how much oil it took to lubricate, gram 100 answered.

XXX is
What is this real???? to

and ZZZ:
I even picked up the cartridge.
How fucking it can be fired.

From one forum:

I bought the N82 in perfect condition and very cheap.I couldn't understand why I was so lucky.After 4 days I understood what the dog went into.The lower speaker didn't work.Well, I started to bite the internet, in search of a way out of the situation.A lot of all kinds of advice, from the service, to the spray.I don't trust the service, better than anyone will do.But here was a guy, vulgar, but I am immensely grateful to him for his vulgarity. In short, to forgive my administrators, he advised to suck the phone in the lower part of it, where the holes under the speaker.Well, I gathered all my male pride in the fist, squeezed my lips into the phone and began to suck hard. After the specified time, the phone apparently caught a catch and stunned already on 2 speakers so that the vibration went.I did not believe in happiness and turned it off.After half an hour of sweet waiting, turned on.All speakers are working.The display is so glowing of happiness.The problem has gone.The only thing I have is a question about the work of the speaker.I think it works quietly.It's all so or do I suck again?))

Q: Can you buy a headphone for your ear?
YYY: Do you think?
You are constantly driving.
For other drivers?
XHH : No. by phone
yyy: aaa... just if on other drivers, then better not the headphone, but the speaker.
YYY: It would be funny... he’s roaring on you... and you get the speaker, turn on the full and answer him with a smooth voice on the entire crossroads: "SENDED TO HER, MUDILO!!and "
No need for garment. I want a speaker.

She put the yeast on her clothes and went to sit behind the compot, soon the cat fell, one lay on the upper layer of the computer table, and the other on her knees.
It’s been 10 minutes, I feel the Azzic smell and I understand that these cockroaches are spinning.
I go out of their rooms and see in the corridor white tracks to the kitchen, I go in there and I understand that the cat has eaten all the pasta.
The butterfly has arrived, yopta!