The use of lead. My girlfriend told me. I signed the story, but the core story left as it is.

So, there is a guy living in Moscow... well... let it be Stepan. Stepan has a hunter named Phil. This dog is a pretty cheerful chocolate-colored cattle on high legs. Once in the clinic, Stepan saw a dog owner with the same breed. They talked, word for word - Stepan went to put his Phil on the rabbit. Well, if the dog developed its hunting essence and in general - the dog is useful. At Phil's base, they "put on a rabbit", trained and Phil even caught a real rabbit to the owner. Take, say, master of the prey, the tea is not in vain to break your bread. Summer and autumn passed quickly, Stephanie once again drove three times to the base - Phil was happy. Winter has arrived. In winter, the base does not work - Stepan and Phil walk through the park. He removed Stepa from Phil's lead, and he smoked, and began to look at young mothers. Suddenly, he hears — screams, whispers, screams and general alarm. So far away, you can’t see the trees. Stepa continues to smoke until Phil appears in front of him. Phil holds a small dog with his teeth in a bright combination. The dog desperately whispers and lets the rays of diarrhea in all directions. Phil holds a small puppy. While Stepa was thinking what to do, a small puddle - a shake and consciousness loses. Phil throws the calf on the snow and awaits a congratulation from the owner for the successful hunt. Stephanie at this time receives a leash from the flying mistress of a small dog and plants the lady on the machine with a swallow in a swallow. Surviving from the whisper of the lady, a small puppy boldly bites Phil for the straw and all in diarrhea throws on the hands of the hostess.

The outcome of this epic battle: Stephanie has been living with her little girlfriend for the third month, Phil catches a little girlfriend and brings her home, and they and Julie are best friends. All are happy. It’s like a woman too ;) (c) MVE

Yesterday, the boss sent us to break the strawberries. One bull fell on his car. Although he was cautious and parked it 70 meters from the building.

The most epic story was told to me by my geographer in the seventh grade. It was about the Russian scientist Petu, who invented computers.In his honor, computers and began to be called Pentiums.

XXX: I just hit the youth for the first time!
How many times to repeat, don’t use magic outside of Hogwarts!! to

Remember it now!
Film titles are not translated, but are re-imagined for each country by the renter based on his considerations about which title will attract the most viewers in a given country. The name may coincide in meaning with the original, or may differ, this is a normal worldwide practice.

at work. The only woman in the office:
and Alina:
Seven Men and Me
and Alina:
I feel snow white.

After a struggle with dr. The web, which did not want to be deleted, at the same time was deleted pasion "Spider" =)

Today the neighbors repaired, something is drilled there knocking,
Feel like he doesn’t bother much.
Suddenly there is silence and a knock on the door.
Here are the neighbors (C):
Q: haven’t we hit you yet?
I: No yet
A: Well well
They go and the debt continues.
My neighbors will take care of me.

Alexeyco
Soon is! According to my observations, a good half of the toys purchased by fathers for children are based on the principle of "I will play myself." If a father has a daughter, there is a...
Irbius
There is no seat! The budget only grows, the aircraft in my case are added pony, houses, dishes, etc.
Alexeyco
That is, planes are purchased "for daddy" in the open? ))
tkf
“I’m an adult man and I need this radio-controlled helicopter!”

Be careful, Windows Phone 8 is a fraudulent thing. Lectures, lectures and the evening. The lecturer says something unclear under his nose. And here on the whole audience from the back rows the voice of the screw: Nothing is heard, try again.

With Lv:
The evening. My mother (the mother of two children and a teacher at school) comes in the tram. Passengers somebody talks, somebody reads, somebody sleeps... Mom gets the car, shows and with a well-set voice says: “Now everyone raised their eyes and looked at me!”
They watched obediently...

News from 3DNews:
Apple will turn people into ATMs
XXX: Directly the dream of the hopper
Not only will the map show the bad guys with iPhones, but it will also show how much money they have.

Appeal to admin.

Question: Do you want to ask a question to Elena Golunova? (Scrolling to the website of the guess)
Tech Support Answer: Sorry, we are not interested in your services. We need masters outside of categories or at least the first or second level.

Nietzsche is like that! Google knows nothing about it. That is not in nature!
“Chuvaque, write a philosophical dissertation, you have just given birth to the definition of objective reality.” (sk )

Who are you working for?
I am in the Russian squad!
A, what is the palace?
and ah :(

Talk with a familiar TP, about a new boyfriend
He’s so cute, he’s also a musician!
A: What did you get from?
X: Tomorrow he says, on leather flute will learn to play!

A man rings into the office and with a terribly low voice:
I need a director.
I: I don’t have anything to convey?
This is a cat! let me call again!!! to
I sneeze, I cough, I rub, I can’t understand anything, so that I can somehow twist, I say: you are interrupting! repeat!
It’s even worse: I’m a cat Oleg! let the director call me back!
The Buddhas!!I think he specifically developed such a terrible voice, to be in contrast with the name)))))))))))

Fuck, the people, like the jokes about the Cat Schrödinger, the people no longer understand the meaning, all objects possessing some duality in terms of their inflamed brains is the Schrödinger. One eblan even called himself Schrödinger’s guy...Erwin in the grave already when turning around at near-light speeds! Really end it!! to

xxx: Tonight I had a dream in which I was asked to see the configuration of the server on which our universe operates. I looked at it, but it seemed like I was wrong somewhere, because after the reload, the solar system immediately collapsed into a black hole.

XXX: It was uncomfortable.

On Friday, there was a shooting between the police and the gang.
The bandits were better and won. Then again they caught the car with mints and shot. Now the Mentov chiefs are pretending that an outspoken gang has attacked peaceful resting Menths.
True, peaceful minds were, for some reason, at the disarmament with machine guns and in the civil. In other words, it was about drug trafficking.
Mass controls are being carried out in the city. Under the noise, the prosecutor’s office thundered commercial enterprises, thundered accountants and notaries. In short, everyone steals as they can - who commercials, who drug addicts.