Natalya: What did you do last night?
Alex M: Watching the movie at home
Natalya is Puna?
Alex M: So why just porn? Can’t I see any other movies?! to

I eat marmelade. Marmelade in the form of strawberries - strawberries, in the form of pears - pears, in the form of oranges - orange... Everything seems logical. But what is the taste of marmelade in the form of a boat?! to

No fuck your mother.
This is the affair,

I found my passport!! In the city of St. Petersburg! Cousin Alexey Valeryevich!!! 21.10.92!!Please publish it!!A man without docks in a strange city!!! to

Very happy for you!
Who was found? Where to write a man, to the village grandfather?

The hardest thing is to see a man as he is when he has come out of nothing.

There is an old woman.

The story of the gait, pumping them the lowered wheel, was swinging.

A similar story was told by one of my clients. We call him Sasha.
He himself is horseless, but his wife and daughter also have cars. They live in a multi-way house, which is across the road from a large market.
Therefore, many dropped cars in this yard. Not traveling during the day.
There is a school, a district. In general, three or four years ago, bricks were hanged on the entrances of this court with permission to enter only the employees of the district department and the inhabitants of this house.

Once Sasha and his wife return home, enter the courtyard, park and then the wife remembers that you need to pick up the shoes from the repair, which is near the entrance to the market. Sasha stays in the car, grinding up some of her papers, and his wife moves toward the market. This is observed by one of the haishnikovs who are pasturing on bricks. He approaches the car and silently begins to twist the numbers. Sasha drops the glass and says:
Now you will be turning back.
You keep me here.
Why did you go over to you?
Your own car?
and no.
So go and shut up.
He turns off both numbers and moves into his car. In five minutes, the woman returns with her repaired shoes.
Do we go home?
Your numbers have been turned.
Who is?
There is that fool.
Did you tell him we live here?
He didn’t ask me anything, but when I tried to talk to him, he cried out.
Well let’s go.
Go to Gaia. The one with a smell:
Do we make a protocol?
About what?
How about what? Are you looking at the signs?
Yes I look.
You entered under a ban mark.
Make a protocol. Just look at my passport.
Why do I need your passport? Submit rights and techallons.
Just look at the passport.
Take it, write it.
And what?
You look carefully.
The second time she leaves.
And what?
Pay attention to the license.
He looks, a smile slips from his face.
Why didn’t your companion say anything?
First, it is my husband. Second, did you ask him something?
Take your numbers.
Not okay and don’t take it. First of all, apologize. Secondly, be
Please turn the numbers back. Or I’m going right from here.
complaint to the district department and then to the prosecutor.
He squeezed, shrugged, whispered "sorry" and went to twist the numbers back with an expression on the face, like the homeless housewife, who was shown to smell and even bite a stick of salmon, and then took it and took it away.

150 years ago the law of bondage was abolished in Russia. But progress does not stand still, and now in Russia there is no right at all.

FataL: The boys, in general, roast with different figures, you just have to guess :) Sometimes my roast from the word "Bobber", repeated it to him 50 times.
Catalyst is fucking! I’ve also been struck by Bobby.
The Fate: The Fate.
Catalyst is Daddy!
Fate is son!

In a bar, in the area of Moldova, a man who had just gotten sick with a Spanish, whose fashionable Canadian was hidden by a white Panama, armed with a Finnish and Bulgarian, played an American, dancing Polish in a colorful Hungarian and Czech (or Vietnamese) on a bare foot!

The subject of the message:
Linux has a USB device to enter text in the mind!

Text of message:
Hurra comrades! Finally you can throw out the keyboard chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest chest

In the Orthodox devout youth club gave a rose on March 8. The Red. The Artificial. As gifts are given to the dead. This rose is dead, but inside it is red. At home, I look carefully, pull for a leaflet, to try to do more, the red strings fall out of the core.

ColpAck'Jr (15:34:11 4/03/2011)
The man was late with the subway.

ColpAck (15:34:30 4/03/2011)
When he descended

ColpAck'Jr (15:34:41 4/03/2011)
yesterday

ColpAck'Jr (15:34:51 4/03/2011)
I went through two stations.

ColpAck'Jr (15:35:01 4/03/2011)
Not enough more.

ColpAck (15:35:15 4/03/2011)
The oxygen in the balloon behind the back is out?))))))))))

I was transferred to the Dispute Resolution Department. I read the precedents. This is shit, comrades!
1st Last year, a client suffered an accident on the night of March 2. The mentions wrote him the time of the accident 24:00. The fault of the client, Osago had, but ended on March 2. He extended it in advance, as if there were no problems? How not so. In the first form the deadline is indicated until 23:59:59 on March 2, in the second - from 00:00:00 on March 3. We refused it because the accident occurred outside the insurance period! He filed a lawsuit against the insurance company, but lost.
2nd The customer, drunk, was driving as a passenger in his car. The driver was his friend - sober, insured. refused to. According to the rules, the insurance does not apply if the driver was drunk, and this item is so cleverly written that it is unclear who is meant - the driver or the customer. It proved the second.

I am in Aachen. I sit straight and see the rays of diarrhea flowing through the window.

What kind of room is this in a sauna with a bed?
Some people do not just go to the sauna.
Why is the light not on?
This is not a place for photosynthesis.! to

In the bar
Be kind, a solution of pentahydrocarbon hydroxide in some strong polar solvent, preferably hydrogen oxide.
The Barman:
How many prayers?

Kudryalex: Okay, you can learn everything you want. You have 2 questions.
Britni: Only two? and :(
KUDRYALEX: Yes, there were two already 1.
Britney: In the sense?
kudryalex: 2-1 = 1 You have wasted your questions.

What are they saying in the police?
They say that the offence was committed in February - contact the police.

Well, and the salary for February to the police not to issue: no police - no money.

If we suddenly encounter copnics, I tank, and you cure.
I’d better get rid of it later...

The Straga:
50 First Kisses: I also want you to kiss me every morning as you did the first time
I would not have lasted for a month...
Well, imagine I’ll show you a video every morning and scream that I’m your husband, well, it’s still half trouble, you imagine how I would explain to you every morning that we’ve made a mortgage for you.
wife 0 0

Casey from the Army
3 o’clock at night. The company sits in a cellar and re-writes the personal property of the barracks. Periodically calls the daytime, so that he raises the soldiers in order and brings them to the chamber. company for the survey.
4 o'clock in the morning, the voice starts. Daylight, pencil for me
A pencil on the way out!!! to

Family evening, romance, we roll on the bed with a sweet, we embrace...
The sweet man, holding his nose in my neck, affectionately says:
You will smell like... a five penny coin... the eighty-third year of issue... which you have just kept in your mouth...
O_O