Every day someone’s mobile phone plays a Harry Potter song. Although I am 27, I secretly hope that Hagrid will enter and take me to Hogwarts now, and the letter has just stuck somewhere in the Russian Post for the last 20 years.

This is:
Multi-level stretch ceilings came into apartments directly from offices, where they mask communications and ventilation pipes, but people are so used to living in offices that even apartments make non-residential rooms.

Remember, the young fellow! The office ceilings remind me. The lengthy irregularity of the overlay of plates is hidden!

to this:
A teenage psychologist’s friend told her that she was brought to a 15-year-old girl who is suspected by her parents that the lesbian, whispering a boy who is gay!
Does anyone have a brain glue?

She is probably an anonymous girl. And among animes, this is a very common normal phenomenon. And a percentage of 95% can safely argue that the girl is the maximum, or even the usual heterosexual.
With respect, another girl whispering a boy who is gay.)

We don’t have a cat, but a cyborg. Not of quality. At least once a day she reboots from now on, looks at everyone as if she sees us for the first time, then begins to wildly wear around the apartment until she runs a database with information about the place of residence and family members. Then she calms down and goes to sleeping mode.

Now it is lucky to see to the subtleties thoughtful purchase.
On the tape at the box before two strong boys were lying: 2 bottles of Russian standard, a fuzzy salad, smoked meat, ready chicken, a baton and 2 liters of kefir.
A comprehensive set of alcoholics had already been at the box office, when one guy sharply leaned, picked out 2 children's surprises from the bench and, by the artist's gesture, added them to his mortality.

In one school year we had:
Babun Roald Vladimirovich
Mulagaleeva Zimfir Zanjapovna (Kingdom of Heaven)
Rinalda Romualdovna
In that year, the main thing was not to learn the subject they taught, and not to upset when pronouncing their FIO.

The law of three pigs: the stronger the house, the more immigrants.
by Igor Plasch

My daughter is a deeply unhappy man, with a difficult, as she thinks, fate. First of all, she has to go to school. This is the second year, and it becomes clear that this is only the beginning. Secondly, there are also questions on the house, and not just ask, but really a lot and on all subjects. Thirdly, and this is especially difficult, her younger brother does not go to school - in the most outspoken and outspoken way he somehow got the right to chase all the machines in the kindergarten, and when my poor Lena comes home, and even after the choreography, at seven in the evening, the atmosphere in the house acquires a painful, and sometimes a bloody shade. "Why can he play all night, everything is possible, and I have to do lessons? That is unfair!” A lot of tears. Books stuck in the floor. Drama is short. Of course, it’s not always so bad, but sometimes, unfortunately, it’s so. They really ask a lot. Especially obsessing (and me too) is the subject called "the surrounding world". If the mathematics set at the house Russian or there is somewhat more compact and in the case, what, look, then the stupid "circuit" is not so complicated as it is voluminous and takes all the strength, and the time is just a car. What is there reading before going to bed, what cartoons... Read so many pages, answer questions in writing on three pages, draw your family, paint a picture of a grandmother of three, see the picture where the girl watered the ficus correctly and explain why. etc. I would like to look in the eye of the worker’s notebook... And here we go somehow from choreography. With a heavy one, with a rehearsal in Hungarian folk costumes. It is dark already. is hungry. Do you have to endure three more stops, and then you think of some rainbow prospects? No - fast dinner and urgently finish the lessons, and most importantly - the "circuit". The daughter decides to be completely unhappy, lists what is wrong with her and why life is so unbearable. Lots of colourful and convincing details. Reminds in accuracy (this is the memory of children) what exactly 15 tasks on the surroundings to do and why it is terrible, impossible and unfair. and tears. I sympathize, and of course I will try to help, but still I do not endorse it and chronic useless pessimism, it does not lead to anything good that she knows. So I react calmly, or rather already (from the twentieth minute) almost nothing. A heart-hearted elderly woman, seeing that my heart is hard and the child is crying, asks the child, what happened. And Lena, a beautiful, tears-filled girl with a bat on her head, raises her blue eyes and loudly, clearly, with a tremendous power of feeling honestly answers: Lord, how I hate the world around me!

“Look, Rabinovich has appeared again, but a sad one?
Even more would! Half a year ago, after hearing Yanukovych about joining Europe, he, for considerable money, urgently bought Ukrainian citizenship and a house in Crimea... And yesterday he was gladly handed Russian passport again!!!! to

The Americans promise to impose sanctions, and it smells like it has already been imposed.

I realized that I was becoming too sentimental: I downloaded 10 gigs of porn with one actress just because she is one-on-one like the former.

Mr Obama. At first, you printed $5 billion and gave them to Maidan, so that for three months, the Maidan climbed the barrels and stumbled on the police. Mr. Obama, you lived the way you lived! Imagine if you were beaten in your head for three months? Would you be pleased? Three months in the head of all of Ukraine. But we here in Odessa feel that you are still beaten in the head, but only your advisors. For 23 years, our Ukraine was robbed and destroyed. Mr. Obama, if you were put into Ukrainian retirement, you would remember your ancestors, those who were not yet African Americans, but were just blacks. So, Mr. Obama, the Ukrainian population is the same Negro, but only white, and it also wants to live well. For 23 years we were sold into slavery. Mr. Obama, why could the Negro rebelled against slavery and we could not? Are we worse than the Negroes? So read the story of how Abraham Lincoln liberated blacks! We wish you to live as long as the oak lives near Duke, but when you meet Lincoln, we hope that he will shake you away.

here here :
"who worked, he and normal pensions now receives, and who complained about life, they and now cry and talk like everyone heroic".

How! You are! All of them! Fuck it!

When you all come to know that there is a DOCHUA of low-paid jobs, without which our dirty society can not do, on which someone MUST work and still squeeze, and a pension, in the end, a little more than a niche; that you will not be able to take any money positions. Without the same cleaners, office plankton will just heal with shit, because it is not possible to wash it even normally.

This bursting:
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There is no need to talk about the retirees how bad they are living. my grandmother eats and meat and bread with oil is enough, and for 1.5 years 200 thousand rubles accumulated not at the expense of her life and gave me to buy an apartment. who worked, he and the pensions normal now receives, and who complained about life, those and now cry and talk like everyone heroically
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An animal, your pensioner must receive from 30 t.p. for such arrangements, which is quite real for a former organ worker (read all his life in the office of a nickeler did not do - paper signed) or soldiers. And ordinary people (who actually did something and produced) retired around 10 trillion. This is the ceiling. Do not equate everyone to yourself.

Announcement on the MFI Forum:

I sell water and water emulsion.
Wallpaper Italian, glued from the walls with a building haircut, beautiful, 5 rolls, state 4-, in some places there are holes
Water emulsion cleansed from the ceiling stame, you only need to dilute with olive oil
1000 rubles for everything!! to
A reasonable deal

A: The fucking myths!! to
B: Who is it?
A: Well these... who mimimi... shorter who instead of "as sweet" now everywhere say "mimi"
B: So what then?
A: Yes, I wrote in a project that prepared for examination everywhere instead of "minimisation" "minimisation"
B is HY! So I see the answer of experts: "Cavey", "Not enough" and "Not enough kittens and puppies for mimicing!"

The internet disappeared. My daughter is wandering around the apartment, suffering from worklessness.
I would go, I would walk. I didn’t sit at home at night when I was 17.
D: With whom? I do not have a guy. I will go to study in a big city... and I will change providers there, like gloves! I stand up to everyone’s death! I will not forgive a lost package. They will still run after me!
I: Hey, grandchildren, I understand that I can’t wait at all.

About the Referendums.
In 1991, a referendum was held on the preservation of the Soviet Union. 76% voted in favour of preserving the Union.
Russia is the successor of the USSR.
On March 15, 1996, the State Duma of the Russian Federation, as the successor of the USSR, recognized the results of the 1991 referendum as legally significant. And, in accordance with them, repealed the resolution of the Supreme Soviet on the denunciation of the Treaty on the formation of the USSR.

That is, just tell no one, the legal Soviet Union still exists.

Several separatists gathered around. Laws must be observed.

And how do you think this is paid in Europe and the United States? And how much, admit to yourself, your studies in science would be in demand abroad?
and...
1) A few of my friends have just left abroad (and those who do science - and, by the way, people of creative professions). So, this is paid there incomparably higher: so that you can live, not exist. You’re probably very far from that if you think it’s the same.)
I have thoughts about leaving, too. With a great desire, it is quite real. But – you can’t believe it and maybe it sounds funny – I love my country and my city, I’m afraid that I’ll be tormented by nostalgia.
It is not specifically my studies in science that are paid extremely low, but my studies in science in Russia in general. Again - ask how much a docent and a candidate of sciences earn on average. The state of science and education indicates that everything is sad in the country.
The connection between the education of the younger generation (I am not only about the desire to read, by the way, I wrote - about ignorance in general, low level of knowledge) and the decline in the quality of education / problems with receiving it - in my opinion, direct. By the way, I not only mentioned the closure of the budget magistrates, but also other points.
3) Oh, the difference is precisely that somewhere a person can postpone his/her life for old age (and worthy), and somewhere he can survive it at best.

here here :

My life will never be the same, I grabbed kiwi with my skin.
It is...
From the same series: Thank you to my friends for giving me a Bulgarian (angle grinder) for my doctor, which I wanted for so long for the country affairs. It was for her that we opened cocos all night, with the juice of which we then drank whiskey.