Moreover, for some reason it turned out that when you buy grapes from guests from the south, if you buy one, you get one kilogram, and if your husband stands next to you - a whole other kilogram, much more.

Sinedd: is a gift! What do you do?
Skydreamer: I work, I program.
SiNedd: Why?
by Siddhartha: =)
Skydreamer: Yes, I thought: we are all decaying biomass that no one needs. Without purpose, without future and present. Our life, as well as our death, will affect absolutely nothing and in the universe we are only needed to not disrupt the natural course of evolution, which is not necessary for us and we do not control it. So I decided that I should do something that would distract me as much as possible from our futile existence. For me, this is a job that no one needs. How are you doing?

The snowmen gather at the end of April. Why do flowers have this name?

xxx: the stomach at any moment the brain says: "Seeking a WOMAN, SUKAAAAAA!!!!!and "
What does the brain tell?
XXX: Who knows?
I rarely communicate with him.

Oh kids...
Three 10-year-old boys passed by. They argued how correctly it is written "The Growth of the Atom" or "The Growth of the Atom" I am proud :)

xxx: I had a fuck at work happened, came to the challenge, and there a woman sick PMS, and began to whisper that she will not work for a comp not consecrated in the church and not received the blessing of the mother of the church)))
ZZZ: I feel sorry
xxx: I took the computer, took it to our department, and brought it back with the words "EDUCATED!!!!" accepted and even thanked

in a group entry (free to stay with strangers in a foreign city)

I will write in Kharkov. 1-2 people who do not drink (or drink but reasonably) can and the third, on the floor. Not more than two days. Please call * telephone number ". A prerequisite is to bring a magnetic from the city you are from. It is a mandatory condition!! If you do not bring, I will take the money from you and I will order the magnet by post!! to

XX: Remember the phrase about the colors of the rainbow. The child asks
YYY: Every Big Ass Knows the Depth of Its Filiality

Often, when I sit on a pair in physics or matana, I imagine an ancient man who, as if apologizing, presses his shoulders and says, “I just wanted to count how many fingers I have, and I got this.”

Sooner than elections. In school, they sold delicious cakes.

oblom : the task is to drive to the children's eye department and make them have a TV there and cartoons ordered... what do you think about cartoons in the eye department?

Utah (13:25:59 3/04/2013): hard))) almost like porn in urology or
and proctology)

111: I read "The Last Survey" of Lukyanenko.
In the meantime, King Arthur ordered to bring to him all the infants born on the first day of May by the noble lords; for Merlin had revealed to King Arthur that he who destroyed him and all his lands was born on the first day of May. They put them all on a boat and let them go by the sea; some were four weeks old, and some were younger.
If everyone was born on May 1st, somebody has 28 days, and somebody even less? How is?

News on 4pda: "Legendary AlReader now on Google Play"

Eveldar: Don’t believe it, but I haven’t heard a legend about him.

Firemountain: A time when phones were two or even three times thicker. When the 3.5 screen was huge, and the VGA resolution was even considered too big. When the screen was pressed everything you wanted, and during the frost, you did not need to remove gloves or use your nose. When a single-core processor with 600 MHz was a monster, and the cards were the size of SD. And the headset connector was any other than the standard 3.5 mm. And we charged all this thing through miniUSB or some mega original connector... At that time we didn’t post status on social networks and didn’t wait for the car to be repaired in real racing, so all we left was to read, and we read in AlReader.

In Tajikistan, the dean of the Faculty of Foreign Languages of the Hujand State University, Professor M. Zikryaev, was suspected of the contents of the pritoon and conspiracy.

Here’s his "university" with blackjack and prostitutes!

Top comment to the debut trailer of Thief 4 on YouTube (translation):

delpher32exe: for full immersion you will have to steal the game from the store

discussion on the Habra of the prohibition of the article of the Absurdopedia "How to correctly: Suicide":

Such sites should strictly allow persons over 21 years of age and with a certificate from a psychiatrist. Jokes are jokes, but people are different and in different states.
You understand that not everyone’s education allows you to recognize satire in your texts.

WOW: Well, in that case, the contribution to the gene fund is obvious!

Interview with Milosevic.
“Imagine your son grows up and says to you one day, ‘Dad, you know, I feel like I’m gay.’ Are you ready for that?
Well, of course, all kinds of temptations are sent by God. But the fact is that this disease is calmly treated by fasting and prayer. I do not know of a single case in the Russian Orthodox Church where sincere repentance for this sin would not heal this person. And people get rid of, you know, just as there are people who admit that they are kleptomans, that they are, there, prostitutes. So in this, fasting and prayer treat this disease very effectively. We go to church and talk to the priest. He will tell him that this is just a bad habit that you can calmly get rid of.

YYY: Well, he’s probably already got rid of it.

XXX: For me, the chemistry task looks like this:
Two camels were flying, one red, the other left. How much does a kilogram of asphalt weigh if the oak is 24 years old?” A kilogram of asphalt weighs a kilogram.
WOW : Yes? Did you think well? Here, eggs live 13-17 years no more. A kilogram of asphalt has a mass of kilograms, and its weight depends on many conditions.
XX: Okay, then in our conditions it will weigh 9.8 N. And in the non-gravity space - nothing.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You forget about the long-lived eggs and flying camels, obviously it is not about our planet, it remains to calculate the mass of the planet in which the evolution would go in such a way that the camels had wings, and the eggs lived a quarter of a century. And undoubtedly the color of camels and the path of their migration also has a significant importance.

All, I came, I am at the Leningrad station
I took a taxi, remember the address.
YYYYYYYYYYY House, House xx
Here are you Moscovites with your Albanian.
xxx: Copernican street, Copernican street
xxx: Nicholas Copernicus, a Polish scientist, a great astronomer, and you are not ashamed of him so, эх?
YYY: Certainly, go there already

The head of the transport department is urinating. From a telephone conversation with the recycling officer:

E# your mother, Andrusha, women have a lifetime, and they are no longer able to work.

He drops the phone.

"It runs at him, bl#"