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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №15940
 16.04.2009
He entered history without removing his hat.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15939
 16.04.2009
http://kudeta.livejournal.com/125010.html

Recently, a friend was here for guests.
They drank a delicious strong-alcoholic drink, snacked fried, talked about
and different.

He told me how he got married.
(From the first person to not get up twice)

Then, he said, he was in a pioneer camp. 92nd is probably the year. All already
The system is running on inertia. The age was determined by
Sections: the first - the oldest, 15-16 years old. I got in the second, 14 s
Unspoiled Liquor. Day two goes by, and the third day comes to me.
comes a camarado-neighbor in the chamber, we four settled, and says
In Russian, you will be fighting in two days. I – how is it? He is well
As always, the first and second units of the type exhibit fighters and scatter.
before the first blood, or further, and then those who lost the whole change of the other
Cigarettes are supplied and bubbles are given! What, do you not know? She, look
- you see that tatar, he will be against you, you are in our squad
healthy (and a friend then already weighed somewhere 62-64, for his age - a salmon
Absolutely untouched)

And there the Tatar such pulls up on the tournament - once, once, and this time.
No figured ends. Even though he is fed, but it can be seen that the muscle is not
from bad fat, and in the pleasure. Okay, I will be preparing.
Thanks for warning. And so on the Tatarina - a dwarf, a dwarf is dark.
At the gates of football he pulled up fifteen times - say, let's see.
He showed him a fist from a distance - the Tatarian so headed and smiled.
Unknown is.

In the evening, a drone from the fence broke out, on a football field, where, say, a fight
planned, threw under the shop over the border, so that it would not be noticeable if
The Russians, in historical terms, are always the Tatars.
I will not be ashamed of the honour of the country, and I will not be ashamed of the honour of the country.
Don’t look at the Russians! You’re going to take Kazan, I thought.
He, indeed, then told me, the basque turned out to be, well, and Bishkek.
Now not to take... or where are those nomads living?!...

The next morning in the dining room saw him, called - to talk on the field.
He decided to explore the battle.
Well, and scratched through the word, scratched each other’s mouths, I’m drunk.
pulled out, never hit, swirled, fell, although bitten, rushed
Behind him, he put a stone on my rib. What kinds of Tatars
I understand why Yoda was. He swallowed him in the shoulder, missing,
Here, - I hear me like a pinch rolled in the dop and a slice on the neck. Wake up electricity.
The dining room brought us there. Drivers, suckers sports, two - caught
I, one, did not calculate, and attached with his Taekwon-Do soul, who
I knew that these wretches were then recruited from the section, and this fell again.
served - as he struck, so he struck, then apologized, said,
A fool with a fool - what you are doing - is unclear, why - quite unclear;
Eggs have eaten, right? Well, so I am careful and... clean on the machine.
Roja was all swollen, didn’t kill well, I say. Don’t make a statement, I
I ask you, he says.

We were placed in a "club" - well, where chess, a small penny, - that is,
Table tennis and other entertainment. Both of them, all in
scratches, blushes and other feathers, Hakima was placed nearby, the chief -
Valera said, “You’ll bump, I’ll break both my legs. About Declaration
diplomatically silenced, but it was so clear - it was easier for him to write off two
Unidentified body than reporting for two beaten teenagers. No is
No ambulance or police were called - the fieldsman at the camp managed.

We lie.
The second servant was placed at the entrance on a chair with a newspaper. PF all
No one needs it until they decide on their own. and injury –
No one, yes, Endura, is healing in a day. We had a clear conversation with them.
say, so not so, parents do not talk loudly - you are men already; and fse
Such a.
I broke up with Hackman.
How did you fight me?
You are more about what, right?
- Well, between the first and the second squad... type of fight... - I started already.
to understand.
Are you totally sick? Didn’t you hit yourself in the head? What a fight!
Oh sirot! Oh my neighbor! And I say it again, so and so.
Hachim Tatarin was wise. He immediately said:
- You look at the electricity so that the cheese does not melt before time.
I will beat him in the teeth first.
Well well! The neighbor noticed, and we fell asleep during the night of cooking.

Sick like that. It turns out, neighbors, we live across two streets.
I think the face is familiar, after school I saw him a couple of times.
In general, no one was hurt. Except, of course, for those who
Fingers on the legs and twenty-five times impressively.
I broke my mouth so that no more of these stuffs would be suitable.
Siroji's cage was empty the next day, he was just after forty-first.
Once upon a time for a reason asked home, probably - business, indyuk
The cow, or the cow, is untouched. I just passed there.
and hack. Three days later, his parents visited him. With her sister.
Haikima, she was 11-12 years old, Gulya. by Gulnara.

Something caught up with languages, spoke, "piskes" and matches in a childish way
They annoyed. Water splashed her near the car from a bottle, her mother us
Hachim stopped her so technically, said the young
They are defending, only loving. Here we were quiet, of course, ah, and so on.
“The bridegroom and the bride, Tili Testo!”“”

Then he came up with Hachem, and he was close to him. I saw Goliath every day.
invited to a date.

A girl grew up.
At 95, I was 17, she was 15 - even fled to the islands, took a boat from my uncle,
three days there hanged, on the Volga nothing to catch in the strait
It’s unrealistic, you can always catch a spoon on your ear. My mother screamed —
How is it, cannot! I will not let. They were in shots.

Graduates, institute, both from the first course - flew out. He is on the landing, I am in
The landing.
I promised to wait.

Hachimto returned to me before, my foot was pulled off by the mine, thank you guys,
He hopes boldly on the prosthesis, if he does not know that the disabled person is not.
You will never notice, I say the sharp Tatars began to do night, even though they
and baskiras, busurmanas - one figure, they have little of the Chud Lake...
of them? But somehow I'll kick Haki, I can't get my leg back. It is a pity, he says,
We were there, the Tatars were not on the Chudsk Lake - we would show the riders that we would.
Where the wind blows, how the ass blows! Two bullets...
Were they not there then? Yes, three salves of good bowls - you're all of me
You call the Tatar, and you eat the Basque! We would have them!

What to say?
He thinks of himself as a bastard. We are the Russians.
Let the electricity come to us, he says. We’ll put the prototype on!
Let’s take the dude!

In the 99th, at the end of the year, we got married to Gulenara.

I will, of course, not let you! It’s not grown for you!! Oh how...
The test was silent about what to take from him, the old cableman.
Hachim hit the table with his fist, and he was just sitting five in front of him.
The table.
Or mother, or mother. My friend, how many years I know, he is no worse than Gullke.
He will do it, and if he does, I will cut it personally.
“Well,” I say, “even if it would be nice to die from a friend... Don’t go out.
Anna Gennadyevna, you understand yourself - this is when you married a tatar...
We are bats! He rattled Haki. Well... half of it!
The most important baskir - the tear - the electricity sneezed, and his mother, Khakim, ticked his finger
On my shoulder shrugged Guli, and said, “It’s like it. After what
I’ve gotten a full drink with me (I say, the good Tatars have become
to do, pour properly, although they and baskets) and ate salad with black
The bread.

Then in the early 2000s, at the start of the furious nineties, opened
shop with Gulnara, came to offer us a roof, there was a
Compe played in the "Word of the Second", went out, told the guys what
No one ever appeared next to me again.

In 2002, we gave birth to the first girl.
The year is second.
A year later, I saw my son.
Then another daughter.

And every time Hachim is coming up in full growth. And the bulldozer, and
is joyful. And the aunt, of course, is silent, and drinks - an old cableman.
I say - good shakes began to do the Tatars, even though they were baskyars.

For the friendship of peoples.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15938
 16.04.2009
In movies, wives always smile when their husband pouches a glass of vodka into the box.
of the Count.
He tried 7 wives, 18 countrymen and 48 drinks.
Something is wrong here.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №15937
 16.04.2009
Guys, remember that Cunnilingus is written correctly! You can’t do it, so write without mistakes.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15936
 16.04.2009
All okay guys. The TNT transportation service at us works so disgusting that they are not sorry.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15935
 16.04.2009
He says hello. I am a nice, decent romantic 32 years old I want to be your first. I will give you, tenderness, unforgettable moments of first closeness and memorable first time. I guarantee that I will be very kind and gentle with you. Everything will be very nice, we will discuss the rest at a personal meeting.
She is: Hi I am a nice, decent girl, I am NOT 18 and I absolutely do not want to participate in the court, in the consideration of the case of rape of minors. Communicating with me will give you a lot of money spent on lawyers and a couple of years in prison, there is definitely no tenderness and unforgettable minutes of first intimacy. I guarantee that there will be a lot of problems.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15934
 16.04.2009
Dabuza...

The words of women are easier than the falling leaves, which water and wind carry wherever they want. and OK. 18 of n. E is.), the Roman poet...." fucking I read the aforisms- no one has ever called women so tactically puzzles=))))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15933
 16.04.2009
by Kanato:
The expression “save and save” has gained additional meaning in the era of computer technology.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15932
 16.04.2009
Chapay: By the way, Fall found a shop in his town called “Vic’s.” The treasurer in response to the question “I am looking for a merchant named Vick”, somehow strangely looked at me and gave “Young man – go to...Dan”... See I wasn’t the first to ask.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15931
 16.04.2009
xxx: Yesterday in the box Chip and Decla showed =)
YYY: Fuck... No one has called my favourite butterfly yet =(

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №15930
 16.04.2009
entered the store. I saw a cake called "Maybe". And on the price note it is written in one line without signs of intersection: "There can be a cake". Much thought...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15929
 16.04.2009
I have been sleeping well lately, I feel good and I have no time!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15928
 15.04.2009
<dk> It doesn’t force me to anything!!!! She didn’t even ask me for anything½!!!! to
<kanato> How did you manage to accidentally type the symbol ½?? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15927
 15.04.2009
Take the aska out of the car! Seven friends have invited you to go on Friday night. I was tired of explaining to them that it was not Asya, but Hope Sergeevna =(
by Mama.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15926
 15.04.2009
About food in the hotel:
Very delicious meat - pork, beef, fried chicken, friendly waiters.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15925
 15.04.2009
I sit with the director in the neighboring offices, and the toilet in front of the hallway (one cabin). I leave the server - at the same time the director leaves. They looked around and, without speaking, ran to the door of the toilet. He won, and, blocking the door behind him, he laughed at the satanic whisper... I think now to him as an unchangeable screensaver to install a writing boy...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №15924
 15.04.2009
XXX is
By the way, such swords are already being invented by scientists in our secret institutions for our cavalry. Serious people told me that Cavellia will soon go back to us and develop again. Already our Cossacks are being prepared to mean reviving the cavalry. They will be armed with light swords. As well as light spikes are already being constructed. Not so straightforward everything. Now you just can’t stop the attack on the slope. Sweaters will not be easy either. They are reinforced by force field instruments. As before there was armor of the knights of ancient times on them and on their rocks, so and now, but the force field on our knights will be dressed. All have light sables (helmets will also be but made of "kevlar" (this material is such a new super-strength).
And here, when all this horse lava paperet on the pedos, I fear they will not laugh...

YYYY

Me and me! Leave me off!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15923
 15.04.2009
Nud: I came to the drug dispenser to make a driving license for the commission. The doctor says close your eyes, pull out your tongue. He asks where I need a certificate. Well, I don’t open my eyes and don’t squeeze my tongue – it’s faster. I got a certificate :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15922
 15.04.2009
We got somehow with a friend, free tickets to the circus for the New Year's children's program. A friend bought us beer and chips at the circus, for which I mocked her for the first 10 minutes until the incident happened. In the arena came out to perform a girl with rings and in the room she was to dress up, removing the pants and jacket. At the same time, she turned on her arms and turned around her axis. And so around, she stayed in a swimsuit, and trusting, became a face to us. And then a small 5-year-old child, sitting on his mother's arms, the girl, in the whole voice said: "And the breasts are small!!!" And the guy sitting next to him turned around and said, no less loudly: “I’t have been in your place.” The girl’s mother was red. So our beer on the children's program was - flowers.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15921
 15.04.2009
Pavlik is a majooohor! Black bread is not student food.
2: Yes, I took it clean.

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