If last year April combined all the seasons of the year, this time the winter somehow smoothly turned into summer.

Linux is not needed as a hobby. You should be interested in tourism and mountaineering, not computer onanism.

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He performed progressive movements.

I saw on the MTS website that the prices for mobile internet have changed. I call the operator, said, your prices on the internet have changed, I saw on the website. OPERATOR: Where did you read this? I: This is the address... O: Wait, I’ll clarify. After 10 minutes, the music ends and the girl gives out: Sorry, I don't have access to the MTS website! He puts the phone.

XX: Why don’t we release our experiments?
YYY: They are actually releasing. Literally recently, on the day of spaceflight, children from all over the country asked video questions to astronauts. The astronauts answered the final questions in the same style and then showed these answers to everyone, but above all, of course, children. I must say that there were a lot of questions.
ZZZ: Where are all these releases? Are there any references?
yyy: posted and classified. With the children who saw them, explanatory conversations were conducted and subscriptions were taken about non-exit.

The mother tongue is always more pleasant to hear than to see.

How easy it is to get a surname for a lifetime. Or by Luis Alberto.
It is now so many series that no normal person can get them, staying in a healthy mind. In the 1980s, they were alone. The unfortunate slave at the façade. Older people will understand immediately, without a name.
I worked at CB. The team in the department was female. But that summer a young man was sent to us for practice. Nicholas is. The knee. If anyone remembers the movie "Where is the Novelette?“The picture one-on-one, when Kuravlev worked in a purely bab collective. At first, we were somewhere embarrassed to boast about it with updates, but then came to the demonstration and underwear (within the boundaries of then morality) - type, taking into account the male opinion on the renewal. The poor student at first was always in a semi-immatural state. Then accustomed, he began to discuss with us and the new series of the bestseller of the time "Rabbi Ishaura", although he did not watch them. Our conversations were enough.
And here, one beautiful morning, we sit in front of the culmans, but we do not work, but make assumptions at the expense of the fate of the unhappy slave. Disputes are not joke.
Okay, they won’t do anything!
You’re wrong, they’ll be fine!
and etc. And so on, until Kolenko gave his voice: "Yes, you women do not understand anything in male psychology, if you assume that I am Luis Alberto...
And the silence. We turn around, and at the door is a director, with some commission.
The Director has an impenetrable face, he leads the chief inspector under the pen, saying:
- Meet our promising young employee with a rare name, Luis, and a no less rare surname, derived from the diplomat's father - Alberto.
Further, the check went smoothly, but Kolenko, except (you understand) it was Luis Alberto nobody called. In the entire enterprise. Go to the CB to Louis, and there Alberto did not give out the detail in the drawings...
The summer was over, our Colleen went on to study, and I moved to another city by circumstances.
Years have passed, 25 years!!..
I never changed the scope of activity, and this was what brought me to this same factory after so many years. In the passage I ask:
- Dearest, tell me how to find the director Ivanov Nikolai Stepanych?
Are you interested in Luis Alberto? At the 6th floor.
I took off on the 6th without an elevator, without asking, broke into the cabinet and when I saw Kolya only and exhaled - "It's you."

The graduate man looked at me over his glasses, smiled, and instead of “who are you,” you know what he said?

- By the way, Irina Sergeevna, that purple shirt you bought in vain, it didn't go to you completely...

About thirty deputies of the State Duma managed to divorce their wives two months before submitting their income declaration.
No one doubts that a few days before the start of the war they surrender to the enemy side.
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Excerpt from the "quality policy" of the Russian Post:

Ensure high speed at your workplace, which will allow to ensure the quality of customer service and the speed of delivery of mail in accordance with the obligations that the Post of Russia has to customers.

Remember that the quality of the mail work is, first of all, high speed."

In my opinion, they are bullying.

China gave the world tea and India cannabis. Therefore, the Chinese are working, and the Hindus are Hindus.

From Zems

Angelina Issaakovna, do you know who the shorts are? No is? I will tell you:
Shapes are when you work as a builder and know almost anything. But one day there is a 3D designer who sows the brains of the customer with his images. And here’s that client – a charming woman – approaches you, shows you these pictures and says, “Alexey, this is the kind of repair I want.”

She is a very good girl and even in RPG - she always plays for the good, in principle not understanding how you can hurt a person with a bad word.
UUU: This is what, I have a friend - a real Goth, always dreaming that there is a better world waiting for us. At the same time, undergoing missions in strategy or RPG tries not to kill anyone or kill as little as possible motivated by the fact that: "There is nothing our best World to overwhelm" :)

Samsung warns about the counterfeit of its devices and at the end writes:

"If a counterfeit is detected, contact the Samsung service centers".

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Humans: And what will they do? They will say ''E..you are a bad guy!''?

My sister (182 views) When she sits at the disco, she invites a guy to dance decently below her height (often happens), warns, smiling pleasantly:
Young man, I will start to get up and the process will not end.

Probably only for people with our mentality when choosing acoustics the most important criterion is not the quality of sound, but:"shob susedi aueeli!"

xxx: I listen to the drummer, there is a police syrene, like in the subject, the norm. Fuck it on the street.
YYY: I listened to the pump factory for five minutes
YYY: Until I went to find out where such a noble industry

At the 10th Congress of the Union of Journalists of Russia, the organizers had to change the big banner that decorated the scene.
On the first day, the inscription looked like this: "X-th Congress of the Union of Journalists of Russia", where X is the number of the Roman alphabet.
The next day, an Interfax correspondent discovered that the defect and the letter "y" were glued. The Union of Journalists explained that the changes were caused by the fact that "some delegates began to have incorrect associations."
The organizer of the congress: “That’s why we glued the defiant with the booklet ‘y’ and left the Roman figure ‘X’.
By the way, the original inscription that confused journalists was made with a mistake: according to the rules of the Russian language, literal build-ups to Roman numbers are not applied.

I had a situation two years ago - in the evening, a dark, brainless dog, the same hostess, I and a scraper that carried in my hand...
For a long time, doctors from the clinic opposite reminded me of this story with a dog without shoes.
But this dog is now always in the hammer, despite the fact that the teeth are there now very often.

The budget iPhone

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If Jobs put a pair of magnets under his mouse and wrapped the grave with a wire, he would be able to provide electricity from such news of medium-sized towns.

A man becomes a real adult when he begins to understand that the best soft toy is a couch.