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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №112155
 16.04.2015
The vertebrate originated from the vertebrate and after that no vertebrate evolved to the vertebrate although billions of years have passed. Asked why?
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The question is – why? Who told you that ALL invertebrates are lower on the evolutionary ladder than vertebrates? Who put this heresy in your head? Why did you decide that bees and ants are better developed? Is it because you personally weigh more or because you can pollute nature faster than any other species? They are not worse than yours, just differently. This is another branch, not worse, not better, but simply another, neighboring one. How else to explain? If your neighbors don’t have a carpet on the wall, that doesn’t mean they’re idiots. You may be an idiot.
Insects, for example, evolved no less time than humans, and, from a biological point of view, developed very well. This is the age of insects, not mammals. It was the dinosaur era, for example. Insects develop very quickly, live in any environment, and the total biomass is much more than all vertebrates combined.
This is not to mention the "billions" of years of evolution, and the fact that the living nature in principle does not have the habit to accurately repeat what has already been done once, the maximum - the same function repeats in another material. Well, teach biology at the end of the day, at least take a school textbook.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112154
 16.04.2015
When they say that scientists know everything, they exemplify the image of God, such as the only true statement and not subject to discussion, religion also does so.
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What is it?! Any scientific theory must be falsified. There must be an opportunity to refute it, otherwise it is not a scientific theory at all. This is the difference with religion.
Google "Popper’s Criteria", "Russell’s Tea Tree".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112153
 16.04.2015
Fuck, I’m stuck and untouched at the same time...Where is my Schrödinger?? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112152
 16.04.2015
Do not stop on the hard! It is necessary to ban all pairs of dances (teachers of Latin American dances - immediately put in place), classical ballet (there are also men in kalhotka!!!It is better not to let girls under 18 on stage. There are also all kinds of sports where the athlete can unintentionally get up in a knee-armpit position, kick off the filament or spread the legs to the public: artistic and sports gymnastics, sports dances, synchronous swimming, figure skating, volleyball, football (and suddenly!All types of wrestling, yoga, light and heavy athletics, big tennis, billiards, etc. It is also necessary to remove from all resources the records of relevant junior competitions and Olympic Games (remember how old our champions?) Finally, you need to expel from actresses and sports all women who resemble teenagers in their body and/or face, regardless of age, rank and presence of children.

Could we become Saudi Arabia?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112151
 16.04.2015
A bit of history of dancing:

According to moral norms, the valse was criticized even more: too fast circular movements, too close position. For religious leaders, valse seemed to be the embodiment of sin and vulgarity. Court circles in Europe at first resisted this dance, and in England it was adopted much later because of strict moral principles. In the summer of 1816, the waltz was included in the program of the ball that was organized in the capital of England by the prince-regent.On July 16, 1816, The Times angrily criticized the waltz, calling on women to be modest and restrained, as well as warning parents about the detrimental impact this dance could have on their daughters. There was a lot of disapproval on the part of the older generation, who did not understand the preferences of young people.(c) the

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112150
 16.04.2015
Astrologers have announced a week of bees.

And go guess it is a dancer or a religious dancer.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112149
 16.04.2015
>>>>
It was:
"I was in the third class of LGU. I went into the case to Manuilov. He is taking exams. Primary students are sitting. On the board is the topic:
"Image of the excess man in Pushkin".
Primary students struggle. I am talking to Manuela. Suddenly he asks:
How long does it take to uncover this topic?
to me?
to you.
Three weeks. and what?
“Yes,” says Manuilov, “it’s interesting. Three weeks is enough. Three years would not be enough. And these fools will write it all in three hours."
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I have always said that laziness is age-related.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112148
 16.04.2015
The menu and additional services of fast food establishments are being developed "We eat at home!".
Among other services is a paid refusal from the forced demonstration of Mikhalkov films on screens inside the premises.
– is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №112147
 16.04.2015
xxx: In school I was harassed by a turtle (from the name Cherepanov). I did not like it very much. And at some point, I started licking those who were so upset.
After that, I was called the Ninja Turtle.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №112146
 16.04.2015
Two pennies for the wrong bees.
Girls (if you are reading this), the problem is not that you’ve studied hard. The problem is that this dance is purely sexual, and you look like people who have not reached the age of consent. And the second – and more important – problem is that you painted it badly. It came to the eyes of the public. It would be danced well – people would get scratched, but they would say, “A disappointment... But how they dance!” "This is how they react, for example, to Latin American dances. And what you showed was not called 'dance', but 'children' shalves shake their asses, even if you are not.
So the next time, in order not to deceive yourself and the teachers, or dress more modestly, or rehearse more.
by Dixi.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112145
 16.04.2015
believers to be placed for reading the real Bible and the postulates of Christianity,

They cannot. You cannot read the Bible, you can only interpret the Bible by the Holy Fathers. To read on its own is sinful – it is called “to fall into the sin of delight.”

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №112144
 16.04.2015
Oh, my dear mother, what about Latin? Classical Latin - samba, rumba, cha-cha-cha, tango? And they, by the way, little girls spit off...Honestly, yes, it’s inappropriate to spit and hips like that. Because movement is right, and there is no sex. Where is the sex in a girl 7-8 years old? Well, then you need to ban mini-sucks categorically, and a deep cut on the coat - all women without exception... and then you understand, they shine with charms, irritate the sick...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112143
 16.04.2015
One of the results pleased: "The contents of barsucks. The development of barsucks"
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Even it became interesting how you can "develop" barsuka O_o

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112142
 16.04.2015
This logg chain can lead to a complete ban on any manifestation of femininity, for example: there is a pop - it can shake - on the list.
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So came the burka. A woman is initially guilty that her body can excite a lustful man and therefore this body must be hidden.
And the fact that men without shirts and scratching eggs in public places...this logic does not apply to them.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112141
 16.04.2015
Within the framework of the start-up of the project of fast food "One home!" opened a corresponding portal in the Network.
One of the pages of the site is called "Send Mikhalkov a paid message to Mikhalkov about hatred to them" (price of a paid SMS 2 p. and 99 cop. without the VAT.

In the first three hours of the project "One House!", the hatred of users has already collected 500 thousand rubles.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112140
 16.04.2015
Fucking Rostelecom, I wish your programmers and just inventive fun guys were fucking fucking. by Uttar. The scammers.
These creative fuckups decided to delight me, and when I opened the chrome in all 35 working and vital tabs, I read the same thing: "Ura, we accelerated your inet by 2 meters per second!"
The reboot of the browser did not bring fruit.
The amount of sex when trying to find all these tabs in the story, given that everything opened up in different numbers, I can’t even imagine.
Rostelecom, you are crazy. Without respect for me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112139
 16.04.2015
(from discussion on redite)
If the devil had come to you for breakfast, what would you offer him?
Some devil’s egg from the devil’s eggs. And I would probably talk about how he works in my internet provider.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112138
 16.04.2015
I want you to close your eyes right now, take a deep breath and remember all the best things that have happened to you in your life.
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Expecting the patrol!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112137
 15.04.2015
Dance school lessons for parents.
The question is another - what kind of paedobirst used to look at children and who was so excited that he initiated a criminal case?
And the main question is: is it all so crazy?
There was a suitable style for girls with large and beautiful lower 90+, and now because of the protest will run out of the costly girls and the direction will be like the male horn in Russia ((
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Because political prostitutes are ready for anything, only to be voted for them. And the dumb, complicated and lazy housewives are a weak layer of the electorate. We tell them, “Your sons grow up to be lazy and aggressive fools because of the violent computer games, and your daughters grow up to be stupid because of the disgraceful dances. Your example has nothing to do with this. Here you choose us, we will ban everything - and it will be right away. No-no, who says that you had to raise your ass from the couch and engage in children - lies, " - and here is a few seats at the elections they have in their pocket, you can join the feeder. By the way, the size of the ass of the dancers here in general has nothing to do with, in the extreme case you can find a child psychologist who interprets the tails of cats on the picture like penises. There was a precedent.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №112136
 15.04.2015
xxx (technologist of large printing):
In the warehouse, the guys couldn’t understand how about the paper, went to understand (naturally, before that looked stupidly in the billboard). This is the new threshold. Well, I smartly looked at the sheet, ponyxal, bit a piece and spoke the name. The effect is amazing :)

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