I sit down, drink tea, talk to a girl.
D: Go and we will embrace you.
I: You don’t see, I drink tea.
D: You don’t love me.
I: Sunnychko, I am one-love, now I love tea, here I will end with it and I will love you again!

Leff: The chemist’s deformation: “identification with ethanol” (in fact, it’s a psychology article and it’s about identification with the standard).

lately somehow does not stick with personal life - fans perform each other cleaner.
I send a picture to a friend with the text: "I love to eat salty fish, but I don't want to shake my hands, so I ask my mom to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in exchange she makes me knock in my palms and make sounds like a trumpet. Vitaly, 32 years"
A friend asks: have you found a new man? 😉
Not in the face, but in the eye.

When I get into hell, I’ll be in the elevator forever with a colleague we’ve known for a long time, but we have nothing to talk about. We’re going to be standing in uncomfortable silence, and I’m going to look at the phone every 30 seconds and wait for it to end.

The story that happened to me last summer:

They began to call me on a mobile phone from a bank of a famous and collectors of all kinds in their name asked for a woman I never knew.

On the request to call Vera Nikolayevna, I said that she was on the phone. After a while, they asked why the voice of a man?

I was talking about changing gender, getting new documents and everything to escape from them. In 90% of cases, the collectors continued to talk to me, like Vera Nikolaevna, presenting their claims.)

They were told a lot of interesting stories, which the collectors carefully checked. In particular:

She was the first sniper in Donbas.

It was crashed by a Proton missile.

Camel pastures on the Sinai Peninsula by a wealthy Arab lover

- Repeatedly fell into various accidents with severe consequences and requested to borrow a little money for treatment.

She offered her liver to employees of the VTB Bank who suffered from alcoholism for repayment of debt.

And a lot more... As strange as all versions were checked by collectors and then I was told about their unreliability :)

The last call was from a polite woman, the head of the recovery department, with the question – why am I constantly making up everything? What I asked her - Why do they call me, because I have never been acquainted with Vera Nikolaevna, about which I spoke many times?

This call was the last.

P.S I miss you VTB))), indeed, sometimes you raised my mood for the whole day.

A resident of the... region has been sentenced by the court to 22 years in a strict regime colony for double murder and attempted murder, reports the regional department of the Investigative Committee at the Prosecutor’s Office.

The man met the Gypsies, who offered him to guess. He agreed, and he was predicted that he would soon be awaited by a "cashhouse", which means imprisonment.

The man got a knife and threw himself on the puzzle, as he thought that if he killed them, the prediction will not come true, reports "Agency of information messages".

Akai Ran: A secret mode is when even a spider living on the object is snoring.
Akai Ran: Not to get upset.

Poroshenko proposed to introduce visas for citizens of the Netherlands".

The Dutch will not survive such a blow in the back. Thousands of Dutch gastarbayers will have to return to their native Amsterdam from the fields and buildings of Zhytomyr, Poltava and Lviv.

When there is a mood and I am forced to descend under the ground in the sab-time peak, I am having fun in the following way. In any densely populated subway car there will be an individual who is lazy to hold on to himself and this monster shamelessly relies on neighboring citizens.
It is great! I confidently support it a couple of times, and on the next, deep twist of the underground electricity (and all the twists on my route I know as a route to the kitchen) I just "give up" a place. Funny is. Because he is not.

I walked with several comrades many couples on one subject. Prepod vk wrote to us by mail, said, you guys, a lot were missing, so before the next seminar, please read the materials on such a site. Go to the link, and there is the military site.

The woman approached the negotiating device of communication with the machinery driver and said:

“It’s very cold in our car. “Warm us up!”

To this, the mechanic on the loud communication replied:

“As you say.”

He immediately heated the car.

History is banal, but there is a lesson in it. Do not be afraid to ask or ask. There are always those who are willing to help even in simple and ordinary things.

I bought something I wanted for a long time. The mood rose by itself and, not considering it necessary to hide it, smiled to all the passers. jumped into the trolleybus, sat next to the reverent old man and, noticing his curious look, began to smile even more. The following dialogue followed:

C: Hello, beautiful, today is a wonderful day, right?

I: It is really wonderful.

Q: My name is Vitaly and you?

I: Very pleasant, and I was Sasha (this man caused confidence)

C: You have a very interesting good face. I think you smile often.

I: (I press my shoulders and I smile too)

C: And I’ll rush home and go to the village of Iskra, have you never been there? (The case took an unexpected turn)

I: How did I not.

C: And I work there in the hospital, I’ve heard of it, of course. Work is tough, but if the diagnosis is made in time, a person can be saved.

I am (Kiev)

C: Well, my stop, and you do not delay.

As a conclusion, I can conclude: in our country to smile to strangers is not accepted.

I caught myself in the thought that in all the cool Hollywood movies, in all the cool and prestigious cars that they hit, during colorful accidents, no car had a safety pillow... Death in BMW is beautiful!

My friend, of course, is a thief, but, unlike his Western counterparts, an honest and decent man.

The arrival of my mother (the mother-in-law) is like the arrival of our president in a provincial town: clean, clean, everyone smiles, we have no problems. Only in the eyes of the cat can be read sympathy for the wife.

I was visited by witnesses of the Great Pension.
“Put your savings into our black hole and you will get an unprecedented wealth!”
I say to them, “Girls, taking into account the increase in retirement age, I am at least 35 years old before retirement. Thirty-five years ago there was the Soviet Union, thirty-five years before that there was the Second World War, and thirty-five years before that there was the Russian Empire. I’m sorry, but I don’t see any prospects in your fund.”
We did not have a conversation...

XXX is:
In principle, if you do not buy anything, then the prices are normal.
YYY :
Even if you don’t buy it, it’s shit.
and ZZZ:
Did you give ebay? I even watched it expensive!! to

It is naive:

Flying walking, under the signals of passing cars passes a man. Right to us and the Haishnikovs. With a bottle of beer through two consecutive
Do you think he was delayed? No to. Not even one of the three catches paid attention! But the cars stopped everything. So what, ladies and gentlemen?! to

Everything is banal and simple. A man will maximum death to himself, and the driver can also another (other). Hence the difference with regard to gauges.

What can be taken from a pedestrian? 300r, and if he is a passport to present, and to the department to drag it - only extra hemorrhoids.
The driver is a very different thing: from 1000p to infinity, depending on the fantasy of the inspector and the presence/absence of the video recorder.

HXH: Why does nobody understand me? Do I actually shape my communicative acts through too complex linguistic structures inaccessible for adequate cognitive perception?

The Law on the Prohibition of Lolikon:

LOLICON is prohibited so that you can plant any unpleasant bloggers.

yyy: Earlier, grass and ammunition were thrown into the pockets when detained, and now flashes with a locoon will)))

xxx: Any blogger can be arrested and even without a lock-on.

zzz: But as a blogger he would sit on a political article, but as a locomotive, on a shameful one.