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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113519
 17.05.2015
From Gorillac:
T. explains that he has the right to eat animals until he is shown a worm clicking over a fresh corpse in front of his relatives: "How you are not ashamed! It was a living creature! Per it lived in suffering and died in torment only to make you fill your stomachs! Stop eating it, don’t go about the system! Humans are our brothers in nature, they should not die!" - says T., - my turn. Then there will be them, then again mine.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113518
 17.05.2015
Do you have a family or just a business and nothing personal? To find out who owes to whom how much and once all the debts have been paid off to run away from each other as from the worst enemies... the Russian man does not need such Eurogay values.

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Yes is. It is exactly like that in Georgians. Children hate their parents and vice versa. Calculations are carried out from diapers and diapers.
They do not understand our spirituality - three families in one apartment - it is Russian and Orthodox. And the aunt on the next bed is just the most necessary element of spirituality.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113517
 17.05.2015
When I bought a computer, I didn’t know I could copy it. and re-printed like a fool from one forum article to another half a day with one finger. HDD
WOW: You know what? When I moved from a large comp to a laptop, I didn’t even suspect that it had a built-in microphone hole. And so, communicating on Skype with a friend, at the moment when I needed to say something "outside" - I just pulled out the connector of the external microphone bought separately and spoke. He was silent like a partisan. Poor man, this is what I heard from poker...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113516
 17.05.2015
I had a real case. I had six children then. I was called by the head of the municipality. A funny uncle. Well, I’m sitting in the office, he takes over my docks and, without raising his head, asks: ‘You have so many children... Where do you come from?’ and I answer him without thinking back: ‘You often turn off the lights in our neighborhood.’ He is harsh: "And in what district do you live in?"I: "In the private sector, this is the address..."He is like, without breaking away from the papers, shaking his head: "Well, yes, yes. We often turn off the light. Three minutes of silence. I started running in my head. Suddenly the uncle throws the papers and just wildly begins to chew. Then we talked kindly. At the end of our meeting, he vowed not to turn off the lights in our area. The lights were not turned off for six months. During the New Year holidays, it was turned off once. We got two at once. I had a wild desire to go back to him. He was transferred to another position. We changed the address. There is always light here.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113515
 17.05.2015
Why have you given birth to children who in 20 years will start to disturb you terribly?
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It is funny. and ah. Kids are always disturbing. Sleep is not given, different restrictions are imposed, they must be fed, dressed, raised. But at one point the child reaches the state where he can take care of himself. Buy and prepare food, make money for clothes and housing. It is hard, yes. It is not easy for parents either. They worked in the face sweat for 20 years, imposing restrictions on themselves. And now they have a chance to get rid of their neck and live a normal life. for themselves. Walk naked around the apartment, have sex loudly, listen to your favorite music. Invite a man to the house if it is a single mother. Invite guests into the house and do all other things without worrying that they will hinder someone. One of my acquaintances, after the children moved, turned one of the rooms into a sauna. I like to rest at home after work. Children are loved, of course, but sometimes they also need to rest. And, agree, rest after 20 years of hard work can be considered deserved.

[ + 22 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113514
 17.05.2015
You stupid degenerates, you are overwhelmed!
Those who hate Europe and think that all the pudors there are stupid fools.
Those who hate Russia and whistleblowing about the Watts are stupid fools.
Those who hate America call Obama a monkey and think that all the fools there are foolish fools.
Anyone who allows insults and bipolar thinking are stupid fools.
I said everything.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113513
 17.05.2015
Koshka-a-a: Hello to you! Where is Alena?
DmitryD: ozhgshanganimtsnppppmgnmpgmn
DmitryD: rmurp
DmitryD: marathon
DmitryD: roarm
Koshka-a-a: Sashka, hello to you Where is Dad? ?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113512
 17.05.2015
XX: I am a realist. My dreams are more or less realistic. And that’s why I don’t even get them :(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113511
 17.05.2015
You, “dear” lovers, bubble the walls at any time of day and night. Do not hesitate, my electric guitar will easily beat your perforators with a guarantee. Because I am not even able to play...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113510
 17.05.2015
Ukrainian Internet users have decided to announce a two-day boycott of Facebook. In order to attract as many people as possible to the boycott, the organizers of the action created a special page in the social network.

and ;)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113509
 17.05.2015
This is:
200 r per hour. A total of 20 days, 8 hours a day - 160 pieces per month.
Is it bad?
and----
200×20×8 = 32 000
160 is. In the mes. not badly. It is bad not to know how to count.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113508
 17.05.2015
xx: Today I swept into the neighboring piszuar with Potashev.
Yy: Did he need an extra minute?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113507
 17.05.2015
We are extremely concerned - you have not visited our resource for 570 days

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113506
 17.05.2015
Here’s how to communicate with a person who thinks the word decibel is jargon and almost native :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113505
 17.05.2015
xxx: Today accidentally clicked on the link on "Our Radio", and there played the composition: "Gummy grandfather - Contured Yulia"
Now I remember why I stopped listening to the radio.
XHH: Although I am still interested in the question: what is the name of the group, and what is the composition?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113504
 17.05.2015
The number of visitors to the gyms and swimming pools has increased dramatically. Why is? Hot water was turned off in the city.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113503
 17.05.2015
Among fools there are no fake ones, they are all real.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №113502
 17.05.2015
There is a place in every person’s life.

There lived an ordinary man in the south of Russia. He led a way of life, softly speaking, not the most law-obedient. Industrialized small thefts and sat down several times for a short period of time. Drinking and fighting with neighbors. He was far from the most pleasant person. But his feat awaited him and waited.

One autumn day, he woke up with a hammer and without a penny. In search of the mine, he headed to the local railway station. At the station near the exit from the suburban platforms, he saw a fairly upscale suitcase, which was obviously left unattended by a solid man who stood 5 meters from the box office. Not thinking for a long time, he took his suitcase by hand and went out in a hurry. After a few hundred meters, he turned to the local desert to see what prey the Lord sent him. But I did not have time to do it. A powerful explosion broke out and in a fraction of a second only memories remained from the man. He died instantly and without pain. There were no victims besides him, the place was deserted.

In the suitcase, which was left near the exit from the suburban platforms representatives of a small but proud republic, was laid a bomb with a clock mechanism, filled with nails. It must explode at the time of the arrival of two electric stations, always filled with people. But our hero was able to save dozens of lives, although he hardly sought to do so. Mint, who identified the dead hero from the video camera recording, buried him at his own expense. The suspects were found later.

Peace be to his dust, and forgive his transgressions, O Lord.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №113501
 17.05.2015
and Lena! In sixteen years, you will make a man truly happy when you sit naked in the kitchen, drink milk, pour half on yourself. And now, fuck, don’t get angry, Daddy! Open the roof!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113500
 17.05.2015
XHH: her logic sometimes reminds me of a license agreement - neither figure is understandable, but it is better to agree

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