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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113399
 14.05.2015
Ladies and gentlemen, stop taking the trolling "chief" from задолбайка 17246. The courts in 99% of cases make decisions in favor of workers in labour disputes. Look at the practice at the consultant and do not behave. No internal acts of the company abrogate the laws. No one will force you to work on a weekend without your desire (unless you are an emergency service and not a staff).

All good coming weekends.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113398
 14.05.2015
The children's theater show "The Adventures of Buratino"
In the band, there was a Freud clause: Malvina is a girl with hairy blue.
Keeping serious and not mistaken on the text at the premiere for Piero then became a real problem.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113397
 14.05.2015
A hard but hard boss.

First about the girl manager. It follows clearly from our forum that not only did not bring a specific deadline for the preparation of the treaty, but also did not explain the level of priority of the various tasks. Otherwise it would not have been that the girl was something related to the job and she could not be attracted for breaking deadlines. It is the fault of a younger boss. And the girl didn’t want to cover his difference (probably not the first time).

About the certification.
Does it cost all employees? Or individual ones? If individual, by what principle is the sample? What proves the objectivity of the assessment? The written assignment? The Protocol? The audio recording?

63:0 – I would like to believe. Because an adequate employee will not bring the situation to dismissal by article. It won’t win a labor dispute. Not profitable economically. judges or those who have nothing to do.
And serious lawyers on the part of the employee will rarely meet. Again, the price of the question is too small, and the cost of time is large. Customers are often inadequate. See also Therefore, such affairs (although not always) are conducted either by weak specialists or by the client's sincere excuses for money.

And in general - it is a typical situation, when management first survives adequate, able to work and know the price of people, like a flow. And when there are only those who are no longer taken anywhere, and those who have everything - suddenly begins to notice that they are working somehow.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113396
 14.05.2015
Hm... If "interface" - "interface", then "backup" - "backup"?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113395
 14.05.2015
While measuring seven times, everything that was possible was already cut off.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №113394
 14.05.2015
It is illogical:
here here :

Somewhere I read that a vacuum cleaner can dry your eyes. I myself like to experiment, well, and decided to check) the eye on the spot only around the finjal)

This is very important....

Shit, why did you write this? I had to go to the interview tomorrow!! to

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Did you want to go to an interview with Fingall and go without an eye?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113393
 14.05.2015
My son is a younger student. He decided here to include him in the exact sciences, he stunned all kinds of chemical experiments, including "exploding paper." The essence is to mix the solution of iodine with nasopharyngeal, wait for precipitation to fall, and then filter through a wet blender. If the formed crystals are wrapped in paper and slightly ticked with a hammer - such a boom will be decent. My son is excited!
After the experience, there are a few more crystals.
I seem to know a way to punish a neighbor on a zipper who parks on the lawn.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113392
 14.05.2015
If the organization protects the rights of sexual minorities in Russia, why is it funded by the US?
Yyy: Pidors, sir...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113391
 14.05.2015
xxx: "StoyComBank - a dynamically developing bank of Arkhangelsk and St. Petersburg"
xxx: So fun to read bank websites with revoked licenses

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113390
 14.05.2015
My mother burned up in the morning.
I went to training and told me to cook a chicken.
I woke up, I washed, I went cooking.
Chicken is nowhere.
I searched the whole refrigerator.
Nothing elsewhere
I call you, Mom, your daughter is stupid.
I can't find the chicken.
Do you know what she answered?
"A chicken in the store
Together with potatoes.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I put the phone.
I go to the store to buy chicken and take potatoes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113389
 14.05.2015
Go, of course, you can safely, but how can you go to the same boss in a week in working hours to the dentist with a suddenly ill tooth, or in a month for a couple of hours in the afternoon to the child for a holiday in the kindergarten?
Much in life depends on human relationships. “Today you have little to do with your desire to go home minute by minute for the sake of others, and tomorrow they have covered your ass with their own. Today you have found a head tutor for a child, in a couple of days he will recommend a good doctor for your mother, whose father treats. So we live. What do you do with people, with yourself, and they with you.
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A joke: in one office all "voluntary" stay overtime until 20:00, and one worker clearly according to the regulations of working hours - at 17:00 things gather goes. The chief looked at it for a couple of days, summoned this comrade and began to present him, you said that, the smartest, the smartest, you think, we will not find articles to dismiss you. And the employee is so timid: "Well, I understand everything, but I’m on vacation..."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113388
 14.05.2015
Urodu from задолbali 17246 (continuation):

>> you sign our Terms and Conditions in the form of an employment contract and job instructions.

Legally valid are only those official instructions that do not contradict the laws of the Russian Federation. You can get the rest...

>> Motivating by its employment.. the contract does not prepare... And the damage from its actions - it does.

Or the problem is not in her, but in the manager, who saves on employees and hired one employee for a job designed for ten? Payment is twice.

>> We choose another manager... promising a spider. He is agreeing.

Are you worried that you are not working for free, but for overtime? Do you pay for overtime work on weekends?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113387
 14.05.2015
If you want to earn, work! If you want to get rich, you will have to come up with something else.

To work is not a problem, and to earn is not a problem, but to live for it is not possible.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113386
 14.05.2015
Winjin: Microsoft’s new browser instead of Spartan will be called Edge.
<QRik>: It probably turned out to be a weak and powerless browser and was thrown into the abyss.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113385
 14.05.2015
Independent then first-class girls, well, say, you can compare the situation and life then (20 years ago? by 30? How much? ) And now...? There were not so many terrible news, there were not so many frostbite behind the wheel, psychics were forcibly treated, not what it is today.

30 years ago, 1985, restructuring, deficit, the global star of the economy and other joys of life. For a double on the street could be killed, psychic... well, the sadly famous Chikatilo was just at that time, and he was not the only one who went, just the most famous.
20 years ago, 1995, the laws are all put on, mint is worse than the bandits, citizens in raspberries if you are knocked down on the road, so you still have to stay. Aggressive youth finds out relationships in cages, sometimes with fatal outcomes.
So now compared to what was still quite quiet and quiet time.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113384
 14.05.2015
What a fantasy...
____
What a fantasy!

The laptop turned into the backpack from the sleeping mode, decided to install updates and rebut, deleted all the open files of the matlab, until the liquid melted its four cores sealed (!) 99% of the time (!) Chocolate, she poured a backpack, he cooler through the ventilation hole sucked liquid chocolate inside himself and a happy breath.

Previously, the repentance was easier - the dog bitten the pet.
___
We all have better. A pressure break during a strong storm sucked the laptop into an unclosed illuminator and threw it out of board. In any case, the standard ship illuminator has a diameter of 200 mm along the glass, the opening of the unclosed is slightly larger, and the laptop does not elementarily slip there. However, the act of dismissal was signed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113383
 14.05.2015
the chief-navigator from задолбайка 17246, and a slide to the INN studio of his mega-navigator office, and I'll see if you're dumb or not =)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113382
 14.05.2015
A friend travels with a little daughter (year 5) in a bus. The child comments loudly about what is happening, noises, pulls the mother, asks questions...

Mom in an attempt to calm the child, carefully, quietly to her ear: "Julia, say a whisper".
The baby is instantly activated and even louder, on the whole bus: "Where, mom, the ass there?and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113381
 14.05.2015
Would you like to help me think of a cool joke about the electric fool?
Of course!!! to
by KLEVO. Hold the wire...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №113380
 14.05.2015
I asked the member-
Why do you live shit?
If all your work
Drawing up to zebra,
You get hundreds of times.
More than the working class.
Maybe you have Gandhi.
Walking in the area?
Reply to Deputy
I am wealthy, I am rich.
We accept the laws.
You are fucking. We are champions.
Money and children abroad.
Why not shrink?
Here is our new order:
Whoever is not with us, Pidoras!

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