I’m all waiting for the moment when car manufacturers will move the emergency button to the steering wheel or create a new one that will include the “thank you” on the rear glass.

Vera: Al, you see Kuznetsov in the universe?
Alina: Well yes! and what?
I write him a curriculum, well you know. And this fool yesterday calls me in the middle of the night and cries "there is something to change places and something to remove a shorter no more, the underground is overwhelmed, I don't remember anything, I have everything on my computer." I tell him - well you came to me on the mail, what you need, I will do. He says well. Just to be ready for tomorrow! Well, I’m squeezing a little, but I’m saying fine. And he turns off. I sit waiting like a fool - so nothing sent, does not answer the calls. Who could have thought!! That damn calls me again today and so horribly asks me, why is this nothing ready?! Really why?
I am actually about something. If you meet him, please come back and hit him with something heavy on the head. Tell me from me. Thanks in advance.
Alina: % of OK!

XXX is
Today in the movie someone commented killed deaf. The castle storm scene. From the walls, burning rocks catapult into the crowd. Stuk 10-15 in total, and dropped from a huge crowd of one rider the only, and then almost at the last battle.
From the room the voice: "have they there what, Kerzhakov behind the catapult?"

News > Kerzhakov left Poland separately from the national team.
He wanted to leave with everyone, but couldn’t get on the plane.

Trying to study the recommended poses, do not forget in Kamasutra prints.

Two points of view on the same subject
I watched a nightly TV show about how to have sex. Of all its participants, I remembered one pseudo-glamorous journalist or actress and one villager: a tall, beautiful man already in his sixty. Which all his life or constantly married and divorced, or did not marry at all and wandered all this time by the grandmothers. Who still lives like that. He has a lot of children from different wives, but no permanent family. In short, a man with a lot of experience on the topic discussed. Apparently, somebody from the television broadcasters had this colorful type either somewhere on a business trip, or at his own country in the village.
And there were, as I remember now, spectators in the hall. Mostly they were aunt years and so under forty-five. Beans in the juice itself. They were also interesting to see.
The glamorous baby began with a thin voice:
"Sex for me is a wide bed with silk plates in the middle of a room in a spacious luxurious hall. Open up the windows, through which the salt trees are brought from the garden. The whole bed is filled with pink petals, candlesticks with lit candles above the head. The quiet music.
And again in the same spirit.
The women in the room jealously breathe: some are alive!
Following her, the aforementioned grandfather presented his point of view on the subject discussed. In a non-apocalyptic tone, with a slight cynicism, while looking at the glamourist:
No need for pink. There is no benefit from them for any business, but they will stick to the body and rubbish from them.
No need for candles. They can shake up from the shake, and everything will burn up at the most responsible moment.
Music that is, that is not, for this matter does not matter.
Silk pads cannot be used, because they are slippery and poorly absorb moisture. The body slips on them. They will sink into a bite, and it will be wet and unpleasant to lie on them. The thighs should be rough linen - they slide the least and crumble into a pile, and absorb moisture best. In the extreme case, cotton.
The bed should have a back so that there is an emphasis for the legs.
The size of the bed does not matter.
The bed should be close to the wall.
It is better to hang a carpet on the wall. So that the partner does not slip and does not glue the skin to what is on the wall.
It is best to lie off the edge and place it on the wall.
- Further, pressed her to the carpet, so that she didn't hurt, stepped his legs in the back of the bed and went!
The windows in the garden should be closed if it is not too dull. And the mosquitoes fly on the light and tempt the ass.
The women in the room looked at him with admiration.

Not Greece, but Russia has left the eurozone.

XXX: I just wrote here.
xxx: says, lived six months or how many months in Thailand seems
Yyy: Khm, I was always stunned by his ability not to work, but at the same time to drive somewhere, roll somewhere and fuck someone.

Q: Have you tried it?? to
No, but I will definitely try.)
XXX: I will try to talk!! to
Yes, of course the sun. As always, you are right...

Comments on the closure of MMM-2011

The 2011 Idiot Census is over.
The idiots of 2012 are beginning.
Succeed to register!

The xxx:
I came home with a note on the table: “I’m okay, I’m at my grandmother.”
I sit and think: husband or son?

It was today in Gorky Park, there in front of the main entrance, across the road, a large inscription "Rosgosstrah" and their emblem (from a distance the emblem looks like an eagle with wings down). The first thought is "Low Morality".

xxx: Tell me if there is any resource where you can find a lot of information about creating websites on Ucoz's, its description, etc. Only text is interested, video lessons are not welcome.
Off forum is not suitable for me, there is also little interesting thing on Google... Who knows...
No one has insulted Google yet.

My talent will soon be valued by millions.
Would you say Maverick? Is it you?

XXX: Funny thing about genetics. If the parents have blood type 1 and 4, then the children will have 2 and 3.
YYY: This is the hernia. My mother I have father IV, and I have I. My wife IV, and our child IV.
XXX is yes. I have two bad news for you.
ZZZ: Here smells of two divorces

The old man wrote in our group on Facebook:
The fucking guys!! I did not expect such a turn, even during the session!!! to
All of:
What has happened?!?! AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA panic
She is:
I broke my nail.

I love the old man.

by koguroff:
I have noticed that our footballers have a very advanced AI.
They always play at the competitor level.
To make it difficult and interesting.

SMS after the first night with a new girl in her territory "you have my ass content left". All day trying to remember if I was washing myself in the morning in the toilet, I thought "Imbiciloid! I found something to ruin!" Then it came to me that she meant a little bit, a mediator and a couple of happy tickets that I had to put out of my back pocket because they prevented me from pitting my ass)))

“Bill, I’ll beat and I’ll beat. And I didn’t promise you to get in the door.

Juliya: I look for vacancies for the position of art director
What should a self-respecting art director do?
Juliya: from responsibilities usually: organization and conducting events, attracting partners, advertising and marketing, positioning of the institution...)
I usually look at professions through the prism of a possible apocalypse.
Ilya: that is, imagine the situation - a giant meteorite is coming to the world, and you are an art director.