Is the screenwriter of the advertisement in Billy Duet?
It does, it does!

Cut out of the Habr...

BiW: Here it is necessary to explain the order of disassembly of the machine: remove the store, overturn the lock, make a control empty descent, start disassembly.

Volch: Who needs to explain this? This is what they teach in school! And with such matyugs that you will remember for a lifetime, despite the fact that the machine is training and can not shoot in principle! I will not find Kalash now, probably, although once the second place in the class was in the speed of disassembly and assembly, but that the store needs to be disconnected is at the level of a reflex! He never even held a war in his hands.

VolCh: Although not - once held, when they took the mints for hooliganism, put on the back seat and the machine there forgot, and I handed them on the front - almost died as a result of a car accident :-/

I go on track. I’m in a hurdle...I think it’s right! The balloon asks for the key...because their wheel is broken and theirs is not found. 10 minutes to change the wheel...I help the native police). He gives me the key and says, “Thank you!” I go to my car. The second speaker comes out and says, “Why do we exceed the speed so much?” Sit down with us... form a protocol...Here are they...representatives of sexual minorities!

This is:
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Look facts in the face.

Of the top 15 quotes, only one is about computers.

So is it worth the mouth foam to prove that this is an IT-humour reserve?
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If there are more visitors to your hometown, will it become their city? (I don’t mean anything bad, just an example that many will understand.)

Talk to a (T)warner about roles.
I: I don’t like those roles.
T: And I’m 50/50, my sister and mother don’t – I can’t order the house. I like one, no other.
I: Well, they probably order differently every time.
T: Well probably.
I: Do you ask them to order what you like.
Q: The Chewbacks? =) is

to this

This storyteller:

You can’t imagine: I left.
My wife was in the car and went to the store.
When he came back and drove,
I noticed a man sitting in
The car that stood.
Next to him, he starts the car and leaves.
I shrink from what
The passenger seat.
A woman very similar to
My wife. Here the unknown
Female voice from the passenger
Place: "Man, and who are you?"

Well, and the alarm went off in someone else’s car, and the key to the ignition lock came...

You are a dangerous man: put your wife in the car on the alarm and take the keys from the car

If it does not help,
Go to live.
In the Taipei! You are nobody there
Not to disturb!! to
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I’d better buy a gun, I’d better buy a gun.
to shoot you,
with yours, with yours
the perforators,
grasshoppers and
The other noisy hernia. and not you,
I swear to me
To indicate that I
to do and where to go.

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Intellectuals have gone up.

XXX is
I sit on a diet for 2-3 days and lose weight...then I think "yes so all super" and I eat again((

YYYY
It is offensive, right?

XXX is
very very! I say to myself "gather up, cloth!"

YYYY
And I’m "and that you’re married is a short time with such a ass!"

xxx: And I'm in the minecraft, here's a new version, added a horse.
You can also make armor on a horse.
And a car for her.
Yyy: That is, it is theoretically possible to make caravans.
YYY: So you can steal them!
I’ve been waiting for such a Minecraft for years!! to

For this, for this:
A girlfriend invited her for her birthday...
and----
Did they give you?
and----
This is how life-threatening it must be to wonder if any anonymous from the Internet has given another anonymous from the Internet!

to this:

We are looking for repairers on the network. There is a response from the user Mangyar:
- The works are produced clearly and qualitatively, the brigade is only Slovene.

The most sad thing is that this message could have been written in Russian. There are a lot of people who are writing this...

Zaebalski: That’s why the Contexts won’t invent gloves to wash dishes?? to
And such a housewife "I use them for the most natural sensations".

Can a chicken distinguish a mosquito from a spider?
Chickens can eat everything, even a stone.
The cat has disappeared.

yyy> from the manager room reports: "even if a woman weighs 164 kilograms..."
xxx> Have you started working on the American market?

Gingems of Peter.

See also. Rain for everyone. Once again, it is exclusively yours.

In comments to news about the reform of the RAN:



1) to disperse the RAN, to write in the academicians only those who will wish and who will approve the sunshine - academician Kadyrov, for example.

2) A non-profit public organization of the RAS, as receiving funding from abroad, should be declared a foreign agent.

3) The property to take (take them and the rooms of the board), to sell through liquidation commissions. Or transfer to the management of trusted "academics" under offices.

4) Detect violations, hang all on Livanov, to declare his secretary guilty.

5) To remove the program "academic affair" on NTV, to show that all scientists, in essence, are miserable, salesmen, speaking in an incomprehensible language, not believing in the greatness of God, reading questionable books from the West. To show what a simple carpenter from the factory thinks about this, then to appoint this carpenter as the minister of science.

6) To deceive a passing by the Big Scientist because of a bug, to give him Russian citizenship, housing in Chechnya, to let him go further to Belgium or where he originally went there - to catch butterflies in Sumatra.

7) Announce the Program of the Renaissance of Science, allocate 100,500 billion, build a miracle city in Norilsk, bridge across the northern icy ocean, bring the Tajiks there - to depict scientists.

Preparations for the World Scientific Olympiad. of 2020.

They have a beach, and we have a man.

I bought in a vegetable store: Egyptian potatoes, Chinese redis, Polish cucumbers, Turkish garlic, Israeli celery.
I wildly apologize, but in Russia, apart from prices, something is rising?

In the cafe:
XXX: Something is missing.
The waitress, sex for him.

Eating strawberries from the open refrigerator is almost as delicious as unwashed with sand from the bed! =) is