Aaa: The article about “Before was better.”
bbb: Oh, and the grass is greener and the trees are higher.
ccc: References are reference.
ddd: They were not referrals :)
They were in Siberia.

Make, please, the service notification about the end of another mess.

Men and women have the same rights, but women always have the same rights.

The phone. The story is based on real events, told by an eyewitness.
The story happened five years ago. District Police Department in the center of the provincial city. After the morning planner, the opera depicts a tumultuous activity. One of them with tremendous reluctance, being a duty opera, wanders to his office, and entering there discovers a girl in it. When she looked up at him, the opera with a five-year experience, having seen a lot, suddenly hit the heart of a 15-year-old virgin when she saw a poster of Pamela Anderson. In general, in a fraction of a second he decided about himself that whatever was the essence of the crime committed against this citizen, he would uncover it. by any. After briefly interviewing the girl, he found out that when leaving the tram, a young man took his phone out of her hands and fled. A couple of passengers of the tram followed him, but quickly lagged behind. The phone was presented by my mom on her birthday, and there were a lot of precious heart pictures of the girl. The crime was committed about half an hour ago, from the tram stop to the department 10 minutes walk. Having accepted and issued the statement of the beautiful citizen, the opera appointed her to meet again at 6 p.m. in his office. It was 9 in the morning. The opera ran through all the cabinets, the opera gathered cantons and briefly explained the task, explaining that for him this issue is serious. When it comes to the employee, menta works on conscience. Extremely confused freelancers from criminal circles were seized and viewed recordings from video surveillance cameras of surrounding shopping centers. External appearance and routes have been established. After consultation with the archive, the identity of the criminal was determined, because his biography already contained several conditional and one real term for such crimes. The opera group with the most famous driver of the moonboat moved to their home address, where they caught the villains in the company of their companions. After an express interrogation, the opera learned that the phone was exchanged for a snack from a vendor of a nearby store. After 5 minutes, the phone was stolen, and a company of villains, one of whom was found to be in federal search for murder, was delivered to the department. A brief inspection of the phone's memory revealed the absence of "Love" and similar synonyms in the notebook. It was 5 o’clock in the evening. Opera ran to the nearest florist and sat and waited. Strangely enough, the girl turned out to be punctual, and at exactly 6 o’clock she crossed the threshold of his office. The phone and flowers were solemnly presented. The wedding took place six months later.

Times are changing: cars are now a necessity, and children are a luxury.

The boss (rarely a harmful man) holds a tie in the table box, wears it when he goes to the boss. And here he was called, he gets a tie, stretches on his neck, fixes the node, looking in the mirror on the inside of the closet door, goes out. The colleague (thinking)

should be. It is such a spark, and in the mirror is reflected!

This is exactly what I did not expect, that "Lilichka from the first class" is a twenty-year-old creature in a bullshit, jeans and crosses on the spikes and with a note behind the back, smoking, mating, and judging by the misanthropic look and slang clearly raised by sysadminas and programmers.
I’m talking about a blonde with two older girls.

Frenesi: I bought a piercing nipple eyelid with a sheriff’s star. :D
Whc: Nothing like a tool of self-defense. The foot in the decoult, you remove the star - and a concise throw in the eye of the villain ;D
Frenesi: With my cleverness, I will soon open my fingers.
Whc : well! You dry your fingers in the decolt, pull out the bloody and scratch the blood in the eye of the villain. Also the option :)
I have fatalities. :D

What is it like to be a web programmer?

Here’s what I answered a familiar to this question:
Imagine that you washed the floor of the shabby, and because of this the ceiling became blue. I washed again, the ceiling changed color to red. Things don’t seem to be related, but it’s exactly how it happens. And here you are trying to use different detergents and sweaters, pick up so that the color changed, well, or at least changed but not very much. A friend advises to use a vacuum cleaner, she says she has been using it for a long time and she likes it. You struggle for 2 days trying to connect the vacuum cleaner to the network, a day trying to turn it on, but when you turn on all the windows broke and you curse your friend with the vacuum cleaner and swear never to use it again. After the method of scientific tick, you understand that if you use a 1.4 meter long swab without a detergent, the ceiling does not change the color. And here you successfully wash the floor in your home for a month, but then you move to a new apartment, do everything exactly the same but the ceiling changes color again. And you’re drunk trying to pick up the right swab..."

XX: We have "Maximum" sold with a packed trunk. of 37 thousand.
People put cottages on the roofs. Neighbors are very encouraged not to climb the gardens.
I love Russia and its people.
ZZZ: Is it real to break up?
My husband checked, he said no. and :(

A girlfriend, wishing that the daughter would match the intellectual potential of the parents, enrolled the baby in the chess section. A couple of months later, Svetlana, herself playing good chess, decided to play with her daughter - to check her training in the section. The game went intense, tense and even beautiful. And here, to the surprise and joy of her mother, there was an extremely dangerous situation for her on the chess board. The level and height of emotional tension have reached their peak. The daughter raised her radiant eyes on her mother and said, “Well, Mommy, give up! You are a pirate! When the mother attempted to find out where the daughter had such chess knowledge, she replied, without being confused: "And the uncle-teacher said that when such a situation arises on the board, it is necessary to say "mat".

Xxx: I found an offgenic property here on the phone. If you view a page in the browser and turn the screen with a gyroscope from a vertical position to a horizontal position, and then back to a vertical position, the page itself wraps some distance back.
Xxx: I was interested in this and I calculated that regardless of the size of the page and its content it is overwhelmed by 12.654%
Xxx: Oh, Roman Alekseevich, it wasn’t me who wanted to write to you, but to Grishko.
Yyy: Volodya, it is very exciting! I even stopped looking for answers to your diploma question! Continue in the same spirit!

Now the summary is brief: three ribs and knee are broken, the face is broken - the nose is blurred, the eye is lost, an antitubic drug is overdosed (according to rumors), buttocks are burned. They were long and thoroughly.
The doghunter remember. Your dog is more sorry than someone else’s child.
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Hunting dogs in the city on a free walk without a sling and a guide - a violation of the rules of walking.
For the infliction of heavy bodily offences by a group of persons - up to ten years.
If he recognizes.
Remember, the Criminal Code is one for all.

Knowledge, and what to make delicious foods for the march-throwing of rainbow rabbits?



There is a good short film on YouTube about an uncle organizing mass racing on the rainbow for the marginals. He takes in the store a slice, vegetables, minerals, gets from the trunk 0.7 from under vodka with methanol, an old mobile phone bought on the bar, shakes out the wallet, leaving only a little bit and leaves at night. Sooner or later, in some courtyard, the guys come up, ask something neutral, but as a result, as always, bread the patchwork into a buckle, snack and snack, leaving in memory a few bruises and / or fractures... Without suspecting that methanol is little different from burned vodka, and the lethal dose for a 70-kg person is about 30 grams.

I am personally stunned by one of the comments of the "defenders" of the hypothesis:
What if they give my mother this vodka?

We have a different situation at home with socks.
There are a couple of clean whole green socks. Theoretically, the size will suit both me and my husband. But they are not mine. Not the husband. So I put them in a box with his socks, and then find them in a box with mine. No one wears them, but no one raises his hand to throw them out. They found their eternal home.

Advertising in the eyes:
Tour to Phuket 15 days from 28500 rubles, The cost includes: direct flight back, airport-hotel-airport transfers, hotel accommodation, medical insurance. andquot;
I flew tomorrow from Krasnoyarsk to Khabarovsk for 15 days for 48,500 rubles, where the cost includes only a flight there and back and, probably, chicken or fish for dinner in the plane, twice...
Fly Aeroflot aircraft through Russia, gentlemen!

I now watched a collection of chess debuts (variants of the beginning of the games), there was, among other things, the Sicilian Defense (Chelyabinsk version) " immediately appeared - in response to the sudden move of the horse, under the table comes an iron pudding pudding...
:D

by Diary
I tried to get into the Marvel universe. Even at the stage of viewing the album with pictures and descriptions of characters dropped this case and left naked. My level of development does not allow you to bite into all these prequels, quadriquels, spinoffs and rebuts against the background of the total sushi of absolutely all the characters and the wild rush in the graph.
Never encountered the universe, under a curtain filled exclusively with suckers, competing with each other in such sports as throwing skyscrapers in a hundred meters, fast drunk each other in the past and flying into space in latex trousers above the pants.
I thought I was fucking...

I read #dogkosrach and sincerely admire it. I’ve been sitting on dog forums for over 12 years, because I’m bingo! I have dogs. And the bingo! We regularly discuss the herds, feeders and methods of combating them. Yes fucking, my dogs with stamps, chips and vaccines. We are all just for taxes and testing people who want to buy a puppy. But this song is a bunch of years, and now there is a walk out with a shocker to protect ourselves and our dogs from cute dogs. But to read all this on a humorous resource... who wrote about boredom there? Let the hand squeeze.

I want to see a good movie with my girlfriend. Can anyone advise a good girl?