xxx: Programming of the future: “Siri, please sort out my abcList list.”
Yyy: And if you forget to say “Please,” sort it out with a bubble.

Once again people call and ask, then the local patriarch, then the patriarchal office. I’m tired of repeating that this is the phone of the Bank – the mansions of sin, money, wickedness and depravity.

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Once again people call and ask, then the local patriarch, then the patriarchal office. I’m tired of repeating that this is the phone of the BANK – the mansions of sin, money, wickedness and evil.
The disgrace.

friend, so you ask, maybe the boss has changed and the people call right :D

Post of Russia intends to obtain banking license
XXX: Who is going to do the work?
The Sberbank...

About the designers:

xxx: The hands to pull out is useless, because the nearest traumatologist will put them back into the hip joint and insert them.

xxx: Today I heard another version of the question about the two monitors connected to the PC:
and oh! How do you connect the mouse to two computers?! to

The Silver:
How can I drink soluble (sublimated) coffee?

and Paang:
Easy to dissolve and drink.

The Silver:
It must be as simple as it is. And I am a fool asking grains in a coffee mill, cooking it, you know, in Turkish. Then I poured the powder and it’s ready!

and Paang:
Are you proud of that, Poseidon?
I bought a hammer, I don’t have a coffee mill. But one day I bought grains, and scratched them with a straw in a pile.
I cooked coffee twice in Turkish, it was long and ridiculous. Moreover, I didn’t make coffee on gas. I cooked it in a sand bath. Do you understand, Mr. I Didn’t Drink Sublimatocha? You take a iron plate, put it on a shape, squeeze the sand from above and put a turka on it.
It’s a long time, I’m just fucking unscathed, with a maineziki do it.

Anton: IT company, fucking...
Daniel: Oh, that is a good thing!
Anton: Someone turned on a Disney channel in the kitchen. half-office stuck in the kitchen, sitting looking at the black coat...
by Daniel: =)

Dmitry Parnas: driving is like sitting in a chair and moving your fingers
Dmitry Parnas: Direct programming

A bunch of idiots on the sides!!! to

Dmitry Parnas: also direct programming

xxx: came to me with a laptop, say "reference is missing somewhere"
xxx: We first looked at the recently opened files, then looked at all the Word files for that year, then generally looked at all the screw files.
XXX: 40 minutes of search
And then it turned out that it wasn’t that laptop.

I went into a lesbian bar one day... spent about an hour there before I realized where I was... a lot of beautiful girls... no guys... I thought I was just lucky...

Spock you
Wow she is there.
Oh yeah, I hope you sleep!! to

About 80% of the human body consists of water – the remaining stones behind the sinuses and in the kidneys.

Many argue who is stronger fighters, karatists there or boxers at all? Here is history.
As usual, we had a set in September. With an eleven-year-old boy, there was always a guy, a villager. His nephew was his, and he lived with his parents while studying at the institute. We then trained that year jointly, because the rental of the hall was a costly pleasure. Well, and here, our coach sees how his eyes shine when he looks at the workouts and hangs on his mouth. The Voot. The boy was of medium height, weighing under seventy kg. Well, we were preparing for the zone of Siberia and the Far East. Our guy, who was at 69 kg, just had no sparring partners. Well, Glory (our coach) and asked the villager to stand with him, strikes to work out. Kolya (our boy who was preparing) was strongly warned not to hit the novice. At the end of the training, as always, sparring. Anyone who has trained, knows that the newcomers do not know the strength to count, after the first missed serious blow they begin to crack out of all their strength. So this time it was, Cole, let’s break it all up with him. The guy. Colin sits down and sits on his ass. Glory for the head is taken, because the stroke of Kohl caught a serious, broke his novice shorter. Recovery month three without sparring (this is what the doctor said after the examination). Collu Globa asks: How did you miss it? And you see, when you train for a long time, the trajectory of the strike is almost straight, the slope under it has been worked out by Koly for years. And for the beginner, the stroke went along the trajectory because of the ass (one-on-one so Dan Henderson people sleep). There is no shorter moment of the start of the attack. In general, the newbie went under the documents of Kolyan to the competition and took 2 places there. 3 fights played, 2 knocks, the final lost to the master international. However, the candidate for the master of sports received. Then they asked him where he had such a plush, he told me that the folder he has is the champion of the country on the plush. He has been sorry for them since childhood.

To walk in the city, not to walk? There are no roofs in hospitals and there are no syringes. There is no school heating and all teachers for 70? Are young people drinking and swirling?
Let us build a temple!
I love logic.

To rape, to kill, to rob is typical for slaves, who suddenly ceased to be threatened by the plot. The slaves of God are no exception in this sense. And the unbeliever must be a man himself, without the help of divine charges. His only helper is the conscience, without which a decent Christian can do well.

Svyatoslav Loginov "Light in the Window" 2003

I mean, I am a man without complexes.
I am a girl without a guy.

For the last money, I bought a ring. But what!! to
Which one?
With him +10k! Crete is now +487%, the probability of Crete is 50.5%. Poor to you!
You are Tiffany. Tagged with :*

She is: Ura! I was paid with vacation. I wanted to leave them for rest, but then I remembered that I needed to pay off the credit card. I want to buy some clothes for vacation. Yes, my stool is broken. And the dust. But the vacuum cleaner is old, but without a stove at all... And even on Sunday at the anniversary of the wedding, a gift would buy would not hinder us two...
He: In short, did you call me and tell me you have money, but you don’t have money?

by Zaebalski:
and allo! Workshop, my computer brakes and does not access the internet.
Girl, are you at home? Should I toss you now?
Well, I don’t know, so right away...How long will you come in?

Vladimir: we have ladies literate, can and about 127.0.0.1 answer