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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №130902
 19.07.2016
Something everyone remembers a guy with dollars, and remember how another guy told how he had an ananas?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130901
 19.07.2016
But not! At first we don’t bother to think about the future, and then we say, “The Pandas are wrong, do me good.”

We have no environment, no. and all. Pandus if there are, do not walk on them, if the pandus is not railroad, but a hill, then it is either a hellish slope, or a dumb-loved granite by urban planners, which in the winter is wildly slippery and the rails to it do not shake like on the stairs. I was told recently how people took the TC, a aunt came, got a wheelchair from the trunk and went, wrote so many comments and rejections. All of! to rework. Somewhere they put it on their feet and everything remains as it is. And it’s not just about the wheelchairs, we’ll survive the first two years of a child’s life. What to do with disabled wheelchairs?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №130900
 19.07.2016
Since it’s fashion about toothbrushing, I’ll tell you.
I am doing repairs in a newly purchased apartment, calls an old acquaintance.
I'll be passing by you at night, nothing if I spend the night with you? Of course you ask.

I went to meet at night, and there in the courtyard, well, the hammer rolled in the hallway, and I caught him somehow. I am approaching the station and three some kind of muddy heroes spread over me. I got a hammer.

Here, like in the movie, the brakes of the Ments UAZIK. Everyone was packed.
Captain on the survey - well you give a guy. These three are in federal search and are now being transferred. What about the hammer?

The city is unfamiliar and I have taken it.
He takes this old hammer and there the iron part from the pen jumps.

Well, he says, would he move like that, and then kick off with a stick?
The end was good, in the same beetle, my friend and I were thrown back to the apartment.
And the hammer, take your hammer.
The real history can also name the address and the date if anyone doubts.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130899
 19.07.2016
A simple, honest, quiet person is not interested in anyone. How he grazes the land there, grows wheat and red, trades, risking to ruin, clothing, carpentry, fishing, casting bells, sewing clothes, hunting, collecting mushrooms - no one cares.
But about the one who by force takes away all the fruits of boring everyday labor, and songs are composed, and ballads, and bulldozers, and epics. Of course, the books are composed.
The listener or reader always thinks of putting himself in the place of the robber, not the victim. It seems to be getting easier for him. It seems that for a moment in life justice is established.
The strong people of this world also love to listen, to read about the robbers, because they themselves are out of this class. All the kings-kings, counts and princes, barons and baronets in their time were industrialized in this field. Or their ancestors.
But the real good men from the long road are relentlessly persecuted and executed by the earth's authorities, so that they do not think to occupy them, the strong and powerful, the legally conquered place.
Nevertheless, songs in the people are composed not about the lute voivod, who with great labor, sometimes risking his life, caught and imprisoned the villain, but about this same villain - as he sits in a raw prison on a rust chain and thinks, and demands: open, say, my prison, bring a faithful horse and a red maid for complete happiness.
Per he has a lawyer in the room?
M. Uspensky, "The Innocent Girl with a Bag of Gold"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130898
 19.07.2016
Saying goodbye, the support responds not "To meet soon", but "I hope we won’t see you again".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130897
 19.07.2016
I think people judge about the 90s depending on which channel they watch the series.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130896
 19.07.2016
News: "Dinozaurs are extinct because of oil"
Commentary:...and a lack of democracy

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №130895
 19.07.2016
Post about weather:
If a car is parked near a tree:
1st Go out now.
2nd Tagged with"

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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130894
 19.07.2016
20 year old girl gives birth to twins for the third time in a row
Pehovy kamment: "What did they write back twice?"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130893
 19.07.2016
From the life of just a multi-year-old mother.
I come home. On the edge, sorry, in the toilet, I notice a drop of mounting foam. I call the only a priori honest person: the 6-year-old Jaska.
My star, where did it come from?
"Oh, it was the boys who fought, a bottle of mounting foam fell on them, and it exploded. It was all in the penny! They washed it all.
I look around and see: everything is washed! But we are building a house, I know perfectly well that the washing of foam requires special means, time, skills...
I call the elders.
The question is, how did you wash it?
by Eliseo :
- Vanya said that if we do not wash it off, then the parents will come back and our heads will be cut off. Then we washed it all!
I wonder if I could patent this magic. You see - in the country and with football will be better, and with corruption, and roads will be better built.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130892
 19.07.2016
St. Petersburg synagogue gave a student cosher wine for catching a Pokemon

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130891
 19.07.2016
On youtube stumbled on a comment - a resident of the Far East writes, all repellents do not help - is saved only by a mixture of baby cream and powdered vanilla. Last weekend, the child and I were in ancient times and went to the forest for mushrooms, the son is only 10 months old, and it is impossible to smash him with repellents, decided to try this method - and it is incredible! No mosquito is a village for a child. But I was even more surprised when I decided to smash the ears of the dog with this mixture - an old dog, and the flies bite the ears in the meat, sadly the dog - in the end I smashed his ears with this vanilla cream, and no more flies had been seen in him until the end of the evening. The method works, so use it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130890
 19.07.2016
maradona1986: This report is just Filkin’s literature...
Don’t put everything on my cat. Yes, he had a difficult childhood, but what immediately "Filkin literacy". Whatever he signed, only corners in the hallway.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130889
 19.07.2016
"In Kamenetsk district, a pensioner found a huge subsoil"

This is the kind of news I like. It cannot be removed from the PW. The subordinate cannot be overthrown as a result of a coup. He does not make loud and controversial statements on television. Podosinovik does not prohibit anything and does not write agitative speeches. He is big and he is big. The happiest and happiest news.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130888
 19.07.2016
"Excellence in the air, on land and at sea. Practice of the use of heavy assault firearms in land and sea combat. by Daenerys Targaryen.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130887
 19.07.2016
I got the equipment for the balcony. When the loaders took it all, the grandfather of the years comes under seven dozen, in a Reebok sports suit and in half-pointed glasses like Dumbledore.
Will we check the estimate?
Am... Let’s go.
So then. by KMM. Here’s this shit (pointing a finger into something from a bunch) is called *name_details*.
Am...?
Name and Details. Here is she. by KMM. We went further. Here is this shit called *name_details_2*, and it lies... KM. Yes, here is here. and clearly.
- This shit... Here... *name_details_2*... Yes, there is a list.
This is strange. Do you believe in accuracy?
Am... maybe.
Write here, here and here.
*Scripts and scripts*
Here are you. A successful installation. to Goodbye.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130886
 19.07.2016
xxx: A secret hobby: shooting from the air on a night-covering bead. As an option, on the cars, from where it sounds like a resistant chanson. and :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130885
 19.07.2016
A bunch of people are confused to dress and wear, do not know how to write verbs and regularly misnote the word ring, and you are trying to get your country to stop calling Belarus))) and half of Russia will not answer you exactly how correctly Belarus or Belarus is written, and it is far from respect for the country))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130884
 19.07.2016
South of Russia. The night. + of 38. Without a doom.

Suddenly, a scream from the balcony is heard: "Stop, padly, the heating is already!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130883
 19.07.2016
There is no sport, but there is a minister.

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