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Good morning brothers and sisters :-)
Broken UPS APC - 500 CS, constantly powered, burning lamp "Replace Battry- replace the battery". But how do you tell if it really came into useless battery or electronics? If there is a faq on UPS'OB sound signals, please share.
Thanks in advance...
ZZZ
There is no such definition of malfunction on the chopsticks, it is not a Soviet telescope which could be repaired by smell (if it is a multiplier in the toilet, if it is a paraffin, then a high-voltage condor, if it is a resin, then a trans, and if it is a plastic, then a C45 lamp).

In short there is such an analysis “Urin analysis by Nechiporenko” usually our translated it simply as “A urine test”. Well, one newcomer was entrusted to translate the list of insurance payments on medical insurance for the month of May to one of the largest factories in Ukraine. About 40,000 people are insured. More than three of them underwent this analysis. Well, she translated it through Google and he issued the translation “A urine test for Nechiporenko” which can literally be translated as “Urin analysis for Nechiporenko” and all this was sent to the reinsurer to Belgium. They get the answer this morning. are ready? “In the report you sent, there is a certain Mr. Nechiporenko who tested the urine 3,617 times and this is only in one month. Please clarify what disease requires such frequent urine tests? How long does Mr. Nechiporenko have to go through this analysis and what stage of recovery is he? And I’d like to see a picture of a man who took 3,617 urine tests a month, after which he must be very dehydrated.”
The guys looked the same with humor.

The April!!! to
An advertisement like that.

The April!!! to
Tire in very good condition not beaten,galvanized body,all native even front glass,Signalization,New rubber,Salon clean,ined. I do not smoke, I am not a mechanic. But I think the state of walking and engine is perfect. It starts at 35. When it’s warmer, too.
There are no glass lifts. The muscles on the arms decorate men.
There is no air conditioning. Your friends can blow on you.
There is no cruise control. There is an alternative – to press the gas itself and monitor the speed.
There is no climate control. But there is a warm sweet furnace and 4 beautifully opening windows.
The mess. 5 kg of potatoes can no longer fit.
Side and rear mirrors with heating.
4 beautiful carpets. You can dry sweaters on them. In the extreme case - to put the legs.El.Luk solarium,
- It would seem to be 86 horses (in the PTS), but this little girl crushes Porsche Caen when he stands. And if serious, surprisingly sharp and maneuverable car with engine 1.8.All questions on the phone!!! to

There are a lot of cat lovers here, but few people know how to speak with them in the same language. I hope it will help those who read, and especially their pets.
If you want to punish a cat, don’t scream or beat him. Take him for the skin, shake and whisper on him. Not "sh-sh-sh", but HUGE, THROUGHING "shfrshshshshshshhsh!!!!!" with a steep, sincere desire to smash this damaged little girl. Naturally, the degree of horror and shaking is determined by the severity of the offence, sometimes enough and silent whispering to prevent offenses.
Well, and a couple of additions - it is more useful to praise a cat when he has done things in the pot than to punish him for the opposite (not talking about labels!!!To distract the animal from prohibited places (table, for example) is best by loud unexpected sounds from this place (throw a keyband next to it) or water spraying.
This is much more effective than crushing the cat’s psyche with blasphemy, screaming and causing pain. Check it yourself.

Corr is burning, bleat! Is that how to understand it? The truck driver, who was under the influence of narcotic substances, took the pasturing animals for "evil spirits."

So how do we understand this?
In 2008, a tractorist was detained in Dnepropetrovsk, who, under the influence of drugs, called himself a warrior of the world and was chasing the police on a tractor.

WOW to WOW! I’ll get my money in three months!!! to
Nine hundred thousand!! to
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
MORR: Y-Y-Y...?
I will buy a swab.
What a simple, feminine happiness.

I know how to fight these debilitating transliterations on posters! Chop is Dish, Peace Duke and Your Bunny Wrote.

xxx: today I heard the term "paphosnitch" - great!
YYY: I suggest a counter term - "spray"...
xxx: yyy has epatched all night and he has epatched
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He worked as a security guard in a car salon. After a celebration, there was a roof of red caviar left at home, which was brought by relatives from the Far East. I took the bank to work. I sit in a monkey with surveillance cameras... in one hand a huge cup of coffee, in the other - a huge butter with a centimeter layer of caviar. The director comes in, sees this picture, freezes for 10 seconds, and then gives:
We have a guard to eat.
It hangs on another 10 sec and is quieter and on the side:
Change of work...

The honorary title of troll, liar and virgin passes from Pooh to the man who lost the translation of Johnny Depp's name.

and Priva. by Ver. go give the chief of the pinch and ask -"You are on whose navel you sprinkle on, the clown suttle" Further raise your hands and go side by side with the words I am a crab.
Report on implementation. I am bored.

My girlfriend wants to change breasts with her best friend because she’s bigger, and her best friend wants to change breasts with her because she doesn’t want such a big one.
WOU: ahah (buffer of exchange)

One day in Vladivostok, a group of Uzbek troops found an unexploded projectile and decided to dismantle it on metal.
However, the projectile did not agree with them and disassembled them into organs.

You are so clever to be... with such tits.
Do you know why I didn’t go to science? Everything would rise up.

Anigillator: I got in the mess today
and DronTM:
Anigillator: I went home, I see a guy run out of the corner after him, a second runs and walks all the street "Pizdec you!!! She is mine!!!", followed by the third guy with the screams "You are both fucking!!! She is mine!!Following, a girl comes out from the corner (truly beautiful) and looks at them with an astonished sight. I decided while they were running there to get to know her. I now have a broken jaw, but I also hit someone a couple of times.
DronTM: your PC. Which girl did she go with?
Anigillator: And she didn’t go with anyone, she ran away with screams: “Why do you have some men here in the city?” But she was really beautiful. very very.
DronTM: Well, I already understood that.

The influence of EEG. Student of the first class to the teacher:
"Why do you prove the theorems to us? We believe in you"

<4p> what do you have?
<ssury> is good!
<ssury> you remember, told how in the winter arrested a dumb man for scandering the anti-state slogan "Live Belarus"?
<ssury> is this! We have great attractions on Wednesday!
Last week, a single-handed man was arrested for knocking his hands!! to
<ssury> but here тутбай writes: To one woman with bags at the exit of the hypermarket jumped two, took under the hands, asked: "Do you participate in the action?" - replied: "Yes". Trapped in the car. Then she told me that she thought they were asking for a sale.
<4p> a..
<ssury> A man was detained in Bangalore Square, who called the police because he saw some bandits attack people. The policemen ran to him, took him, and said:" We will find out". He said, “It’s I called the police, there’s a fight, someone’s fighting.” And took him. In court he was asked: "Do you acknowledge your guilt?" "Yes, I acknowledge. I was screaming" - "What did you shout?" - "I shouted: police, police!"

It just doesn’t go in the head!
It does not fit in the head - stretches along the spinal cord.

I still believe in our future, today in the bus four babies (where the oldest was 6 years old) struck the fifth, for the fact that they were raised on Soviet cartoons, and he is watching American pop.
You would see how the boy was ashamed.)
We have a future, we have it.

I am coming at 9:53
YYY: Did you say something about the train at 9:15?
xxx: yes, I looked at the ticket more closely))