A fun religion

“For every wise man, there is enough simplicity.”
A. The island

I was taken to work in the beautiful city of Baku.
At the same time, a Turkish college friend invited me to see you. He can be driven to Baku from his Istanbul, too, that I can go out for bread, in trains and shuttles.
We sit with my Turk in the car in the old town, we wait for the operator of all kinds of beauty to dream, we sit, we talk about religion. My friend has become a noble theologian, he is not about Islam, he even in Orthodoxy more than any rural father knows, despite the fact that he is a Turk. A scientist became, although in the institute and was a ballbess-ballbess, like me. and what is nice, Russian language, I did not forget, only the accent added.
I listen, therefore, to a lecture on world religions, listen and suddenly say:

"Sorry Sherhan, I'll interrupt you, by the way, I can argue that you don't know the one religion that the Russians have.
- My friend, there are no such religions and even sect in the territory of the former USSR that I would not know. If I start to list it all, we will die of hunger in this car.
So let’s bet you don’t know the most fun one. Whoever disputes, he pays at the restaurant.
- Great, I agree, but you must not just say that there is some fun religion, but that I may be convinced.
Look out the window and see a group of Russian tourists coming here.
I see and what?
They are they.
by Uffala-alla What will you prove?
"Look carefully, now, without reaching us, some of them will start together and in turn sit right here on the ground, while others will laugh and photograph them. Funny is religion.
What kind of nonsense do you say, my friend?
At that moment everything happened as I predicted. Sherhan fed my entire filming group for lunch and, of course, was eager for the details. And I, under a great secret, gave out the main spell of this religion.
Sherkhan, then still for a long time stood in the same place and opened his mouth and watched the Russians passing by, joyfully bowed right on the bridge and spoke the spell - "Fuck the hell..."

A monarch who loves Nicholas II is like a communist who loves Gorbachev.

Visitors ask to suggest the road, and you don’t know, even though you have lived in Moscow for 35 years.

Root without a crown again on the link :) Relax, brother, it's okay :) and they're not a visitor, but who's also forty-year-old, who's indigenous. A normal living person is not able to explore in our terminology more than the surroundings of 10-15 metro stations.
I myself often ask the locals if something at an unknown station has to be sought, and the naphygator has failed. They answer polently, maybe because I ask polently. Or because I do not fit clearly to the crowned persons, if the expression on the rose, like the camel, let him camel further on his way, we are not in the way.

You need to transfer 1 ruble to a friend's card to check if the card has already been unlocked. I think about the comment. Help choose: "To buy a jewel", "To be a stripper" or "Thank you for a nice night!"

Well, beautiful words say all sorts of things. Love me shortly.
YYY: Do you have to love you in sight?

He talks to a familiar priest. To say goodbye, the father politely invites her to come to his temple on Easter. The epic answer:
But you, Daddy, will not be able to do it. You have a church as far away, right in the hell on the pebbles.

You need to transfer 1 ruble to a friend's card to check if the card has already been unlocked. I think about the comment. Help choose: "To buy a jewel", "To be a stripper" or "Thank you for a nice night!"©
Thanks for the idea. We regularly exchange money at work. It will be a topic for Stubby.)

In the working chat:

XXXX: I saw on my desk onkyo headphones.
XXYY: This is a Japanese audio company with a rich history, the best products were produced in the 80s
YYXX: A table is a piece of furniture provided by an employer as part of the first-floor workplace equipment program.
XYXY: See - the ability of a person to perceive the surrounding world and to navigate in space.
YXYX: headsets - devices for personal audio listening

During the service on the ship, I had a fellow servant named Kruk - this was the only term for the entire Black Sea Fleet, to which even officers addressed "Captain!“”

When I was 10-11 years old, my grandmother decided that it would be cool to feed two goats in the summer. When the winter arrives, let them go. My grandmother wasn’t rural from the word “totally”, so the way of the livestock was very ternist.

The goats spent several hours in the apartment waiting for transportation to the country. During this time, they sucked up, eaten up all the textiles in the room, put on a pair of goat balls, and settled in my heart forever. I wore them, scratched them, and played with them. One was called a cowboy and the other a cowboy. As it turned out, goats are very intelligent animals and suitable for dressing, which I am pleased to do.

Both responded only to their names, not far from me, like dogs in general. The coolest thing was that they learned to "give the foot", that is, the kopito. My grandmother was delighted to show this trick to all her guests.

The summer passed as usual quickly, and I became more and more concerned about the destiny of my parnocopy friends. This was His Majesty’s case. During one of our trips to the city for food, the goats were simply stolen. My grandmother read, and I was crying. But I was reassured by the thought that they would live, the way is better so than on the dungeon...

As a result, in the winter with potatoes a delicious meat, and grandmother - Oscar for best drama role and thriller script.

If you put an endless number of monkeys behind a typewriter, one of them will surely make a bitcoin.

They were sitting in an international company. A solitary Arab journalist, judging by her stories, was actively looking for a husband at the time. A colleague, who knew foreign languages poorly enough, literally looked into her mouth, catching every word in the hope of understanding what it was about. Naturally, it was regarded by others as a sign of the companion’s willingness to fall under her spells. Humor jokes began, reduced to explaining to our friend the fact that without marriage he will not succeed, and to conclude that he will have to accept Islam and break up with a certain part of his anatomy. The fellow thought for a moment and said:
Roses are cut to last longer.

The concession

I saw in the bus. In the front seat, the seats are occupied by the mothers with the babies, and one guy is sitting. The girl enters, the boy gives up, the girl sits down. Let us go further. At the next stop, a middle-aged lady enters, the girl is inferior to her, the people smile. The next stop. A woman of pre-retirement age. The lady, looking at the children, gives up her seat. People are already looking forward to the next stop. An old grandmother enters, an elderly woman bounces up and plants her. People try not to roast. It would seem that the story has reached a logical conclusion... But no, the next comes a disabled man with a trunk, and the grandmother, despite resistance, sits him down with the words “I still want to go out soon!”
I went out for my grandmother, so I don't know who came next, but I bet on pregnancy.

I explain:

Explain to me, dear girls/women/old women, why have I never been asked to give up my seat in transportation for almost forty years, even though I don’t look like an aggressive fighter or a sick man? Will the crown fall? Or do decent girls not start the conversation first? Or is it not that you need to sit? And when you give up a place on your own initiative, they sit down, although not always. They never asked for.

- No matter how you look, your essence is not written on your forehead, and it is not a hunt for anyone to take the risk of rushing to the ham. Moreover, the educated person is most likely to offer himself, and once he sits quietly - the chance of gross rejection increases. Therefore, many girls / women / grandmothers prefer to stand for half an hour, if not quite hard, than to test your aggressiveness. The nerves are more expensive.

I understood why to move furniture, refrigerator, etc. at night. We brought Shinjuku home.

I somehow doubt at all that at least a girl will pay attention to a guy driving in public transport, even sitting, even standing, no matter what knight he was there.
= is
Are you honestly convinced that girls only pay attention to guys in personal cars? This is not an attempt to resume a joke about mercanticals but a sincere confidence? I sympathize...

jen006: I knew that driving skills need to beined, but I didn't think it was so hard: until two days of driving, the spider had time to wrap the wheel and handle.)

YYY: "Everyone is pissing and pissing about Russia bad things..."—a good beginning of romance. It is performed on the motif of Vertinsky "I don’t know why and who needs it..."

ZZZ: the second line in the "White Punch" also stands out well

A commissioner comes to us for construction. It causes fairies.
Q: How many percent of the work has been done on the facade insulation?
P: 0 percent
N: What fucking thing? What are you busy!? to
P: The forest was set.
Q: What floor are you placed?
A: Up to the third.
N: And why not wager!? to
Q: You have not built up yet.
Everything you need to know about our building :)

Tolstokiska: Just two months of caring for the baby, and at my mother's request to give her a nipple, I brought her to my mother's mouth and patiently waited for her to take her.