RegButch: I would like to be able to beat in my cheek too. I would be surprised by so many good things.

The Eastern Zen:

One day, a student asked the teacher, “Teacher, how can we make sure that the work we do always results?”

The teacher replied, “Do you see this beautiful garden?” All the trees bear fruit, and only one is fruitless and cluttered. Cut him down.

The student cut off a male shrimp tree, and the two fools for the next year left without berries.

I've been living in Peter for 25 years and still don't know how to dress in the morning and at what time of year I wake up)))

The brownie.

How hard for women: among their sex they have no friends, only girlfriends.

Almost a joke.

In the “fried” news he read that Nelson Mandela is recovering from a severe illness, and his condition is improving.

In 1962, when I was a year old and I had no idea yet, the evil racist imperialists threw him into prison. When I first learned about his existence, he was safe for several years. All my flowing childhood and pioneer-komsomol youth passed under the slogans on the front lines of “Truth”: “Freedom to the prisoner of apartheid, to the defender of all enslaved, Nelson Mandela!”

I finished school and served in the army. I married, and I had a daughter and then a son. The Soviet Union, the defender of the Negroes of all countries, had a few months left of life when Nelson Mandela was released in the 1990s.

The union collapsed. The word “communism” has become almost insulting. There have been dozens of wars and revolutions in the world.

I became a grandfather twice. Those who have fought for the liberation of the ever-living Negro African for 30-40 years are not among us, and few remember their names.

The 95-year-old Nelson Mandela is getting better.

If you want to raise good children, spend twice as much money and twice as much time on them.

History of Search:
by md5
The MD5 algorithm
md5 algorithm for the smallest

I don’t know why the rest of the girls have chopsticks in the heat, but I personally need it to support and protect my breasts. It is pretty upscale for me, and running or jumping (even small) without a hoverboard or in a hoverboard without a hoverboard causes discomfort and even pain. And she, my chest, is quite voluminous and fucking gentle, and a shovel with a thick layer of shovel protects ( not as much as a armor lift, but there is still a little) from careless elbows and similar little things. And also on this, as mentioned above, heavy chest, gravity acts. Since it’s just iron and fat under the skin, and the skin is stretched, the chest without support can fold. Even though there will be a liver without a spoon. And also in them the breasts look more beautiful, and through them the nipples do not tick. In the heat and gravity to act does not stop, and, you know, you can sneak open decoult right on the street, and it is not so hot in such lifts. Such things. I explained how I could, hopefully I didn’t forget anything.

From a conversation with a girl about the city of Nakhon in Peru

I: Do you want to go?
D: You took me to Turkey. Do not put us in the pocket.

I will hang myself.
Jackie Chan: What’s there like fragments?
Jackie Chan: No
Jackie Chan: Stand
Maxim: Ahahah
Jackie Chan: Remove the Password
Jackie Chan: from the accounts
Jackie Chan: First

What a country! The mentions are offended that they are beaten, the banks that they are deceived!

> Idiots are coming back from holidays
< Pashka )) do not envy so loudly
> I am not jealous.
I would be happy if they were to rest for another month or two.

Yyy: You heard you gathered in Egypt

xxx yes yes

Yyy: Go back to Iraq and Syria, that’s for sure.

Whenever I see the message “kernel panic,” I imagine a small core with a face expressing horror, which swarms in the dark, inside the processor, and the perfect does not know what to do... I immediately try to somehow solve the problem, because it becomes so regrettable)

I had two large holes in the asphalt on the street when I was placing communications into a neighboring house under construction.
The first time they laid the asphalt - it sold, so that it was scary to go there. Suddenly, the bumper is only frightened by the sight and falls off himself.
The second time the asphalt was laid - it sold again, not better than the first.
We put asphalt with a hill. HITRUGE

One young man, a 5th grade student, came to the dean and demanded a piece of paper to write a statement of deduction. Decanate in shock - almost not the best student at the faculty...
Young man, why are you so soon? Why to withdraw? Do you have material problems? We will find you at the department!
“No, it’s not that... you know, I’m the only guy in the group.
So say it! If you have any personal disconnections, let’s say, we’ll transfer you to another group, why right away?! to
- No, you didn't understand... when my fellow men fixed my socks and trousers and boasted before each other with new underwear - it was still tolerable... when they discussed with me their young people and critical days - it also went anywhere... but when I slept yesterday, and I dreamed that I was walking around the city and I had a gunshot on my socks...

I am for what?
Fucked up with the size of their titles and scissors!

From the tea math website:

The Guaraní Indians believe that their people received a mate as a gift from the beautiful god Paya Sharuma, who turned a young girl of heavenly beauty into a matte bush and so thanked her old father for her selfless help.

I thank you very much)))))

Sergey: in the word winter 6 letters, and the letters are shit

Salary of 25r. For 40 years of work, a person earns 12 million rubles. That is, spending his whole life on it... I propose for the robbery of amounts more than this to equate to the murder of a person and to life imprisonment without the right to premature.

The Russian roads are golden because stupid honest roadmen, instead of applying a nanoscale of gold, throw whole rocks into the asphalt, they are excavated by the greedy local population and they remain holes.