I was about 6-8 years old, I don’t remember exactly. In winter, I stayed home alone and lived in the village. Parents at work. I went for a walk at home. There were huge burials and I decided to make a cave. He took his shovel and began to dig the snow into the depths, wanted to dope to the ground. He dug for a long time but still reached her. The pit turned out to be deep and vertical... With little thought, I jumped there with a soldier (pressing my hands to the body) and just entered there, it was fun, one head twisted over the cradle. And then I realized I couldn’t move... I tried to get out for 10 minutes, but all without success. I buried myself in the neck... Here I realized that I had puzzles and I began to scream like a rage and scream))) When my parents came from work, a couple of hours later, my dad got me out of there. Pizduel from his parents did not get when he told me what happened... Apparently they thought that I, the fool, and so Mother Nature punished nicky...

At the same time, usually girls say that they can’t do without sex just like boys, that they are even bigger perverse, and in general, if girls were physically stronger, there would be more rape. The unknown.

It is not a mismatch. These are different girls. The warring clans. On one side, the amateurs push the rights with the help of sex: I will not give you until you do my way, on the other - using sex for pleasure, not to resolve conflicts. The first hates the second because they ruin everything, call them bad words and accuse them of sales.

I sit at home, chew sandwiches, I don’t touch anyone. Here, the body of a neighbor's grandmother Vera from the fifth floor passes through the window. The floor of her famous coat grows into a flowerhouse in which she goes out every day for milk. A dumb man on asphalt. I run down the entrance on my bending legs, imagining that it’s going to start now. Brains on the asphalt, police, interrogations, relatives cry. The worst was, the hands trembled, nausea to the throat... It turned out, this fool took the repair and not to strain, just e@nul the back of the couch from the balcony down. And since she worked for a number of years in a fabric factory, she had not only a coat, but also curtains, and a couch - everything was from the same wrought in a flower.

In 2014, I took a taxi to Fujairah. The taxi driver always drove at a speed of 117-119 km per hour. I did not reach 120. I asked him why not 120. He replied that in the Emirates, drivers who crashed at a speed of more than 120 kilometers per hour are not buried through the mosque. It is believed that the driver himself committed suicide.

As a child, I wrote six messages to a person in a row.
XXX: I thought it was a lot.
xxx: I have not written more than 6 posts in a row since then
XXX is fun?
xxx: and
Reply to me, Dybala! This is my last message!

I will put my five copies on weighing women, and men too. It’s time to understand one simple thing – all people are different. And their health and endurance are different. For various reasons. There are women who carry bags of 10 kg and pull a hundred from the chest, and nothing. There are those in whom the uterus really falls out of a five-kilogram hose. There are also men who will go down after lifting weight. It is not related to age. I understand, I really want everyone to be like a conveyor and not have to get stuck with an individual approach, but it doesn’t work out at all. People are born different, live different, and die different.

Always choked guys who you say no, and they are, well, I am not long and I will not introduce it completely, well, tolerate.
Do you want to eat a fucking snack? What if you don’t get a little bit into your mouth?
You don’t need your fucking stuff.

HH: Let me explain the principle briefly. The natural task of males is to transmit their genes further, the natural task of females is to choose to transfer genes better. The male, in order to meet the requirements, must be the most attainable in all that is extremely rare and generates alpha males, which are five percent of the total population. Since alpha is small, and survival in the modern world is not a trivial task, females have to pay attention to the remaining 95 percent of the gray mass, which is ready for anything, only to get closer to the promising goal of transferring genes. In addition, alpha and alpha, its task is to conceive offspring, and then let the female understand itself. Therefore, the ideal option is a scheme in which children are conceived from the alpha and hanged on the neck of the most successful of the finds. As a result, the alpha has done its job, the female is also happy, and the loch, which is given once a month on weekends, pays for it all.

WOW: You are not right! There is love and feelings! It doesn’t matter what he is, only if he is loved!

Lena, you have been married twice and have two children, but none of your husbands is the father of your children. You are a walking proof of this theory.

Why do people write a statement on their own? After all, if they are fired, they always pay a salary from a few months to a year.

It is paid in 10 years. Everyone sleeps and sees them as if they were fired, so they don’t work.

A person in his head should have only one of two "U", either Mind or Charter.

It’s like not loving our government to live to retirement.

Open lessons at the dance school. The girls, the older group of 15-17 years, work at the machine, he is also a "pile". After half an hour, a short break. The girls pass by the parents stunned, reddened, sweaty, but elevated and wrenched. Jeanne – our wonderful choreographer – commented with a thunderstorm: “This is how you should look after the stick!” excitement among parents. Someone whispered with a squeezed whisper: “Gusars, keep silent!!!”

Interestingly, what would be the results of the elections if the ballots were not the surnames of the Russians, but “For the Yacht of Sechin”, “For the plane of Shuvalov” and “For the poor retirement until the end of your days”?

My neighbor drove me out of the village this weekend. He took his grandmother to town, and we too. At first he told me that his cat was missing, three days did not appear. Then he went on to watch a television show about how Americans chiped cats in the USSR so that they could listen to what Soviet residents said in the kitchen. But don’t take into account, fools-Americans, that the cat walks on its own! Okay, we smiled with his grandmother and looked around, but then he switched to another topic. The chip! You know we’ll all be chipped soon! Our brains will not belong to us. It all starts in 18 months, in 17 years (???And we will rot these chips alive. INN is just the beginning of experience. We have already started to open c it. I said that after a year and a half from the FMS for the papers that need to be collected in order to get a paper for the paper, I agree that these chips should be implanted in every place they want. He started screaming that we were brainwashed, we are already zombies, and he will never go to chip. He spoke as if the chip had been pushed into his ass. They reassured him, they said that in a state that is based on corruption, this will never be done.
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This person works as deputy director of the firm, rides on a new lexus, just built a two-storey mansion next to us, his annual income is around two million. I am afraid to live in this society.

XXX with a cigarette
Please don’t be sorry, or you’ll live longer than me.

Okelia: Some people took my brain from me yesterday, and you took it back! thank you!

One of my friends told me in secret.
He said that if he was to fuck only the cute ones, then without sex and will suck.

If you believe the Yandex schedules, 14 buses go daily on the route Kostroma - Galic. Reverse not one. It seems, now I know where the first teleport in Russia worked.

Let’s buy cinematic TVs, or the new generation of cats will never sleep on them!
The warm lamps.
XXX is yes! Soon the cat will be cut in half.
YYY: Soon we’ll just stick the telephones on the wall like wallpapers.
XXX: What are the requirements now for the alignment of walls?

This is called schizophrenia.
vakudzasi: When others bring one person to the pen, it is replaced by another.
Vakuudzasi: So that the first doesn’t kill all the naked