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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101581
 08.08.2014
We have already gone away from this border of survival, which constantly threatens all to die of hunger. We can give the best pieces to our weak ones and not lose from hunger the ability to draw a few more pieces tomorrow. This is probably the best that civilization has given us.
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Do not confuse civilization with the nutrient environment for parasites.
Yes, civilization increases labor productivity so much that one person's labor can feed several people. Only this does not mean that this one person (a strong person) must smell 24 hours a day, and a few (a weak person) may sit on his neck and not work. This implies that the task of "feeding yourself" turns out to be quite powerful for "the weak".
The most valuable thing in civilization is not the opportunity to increase the number of those who can recognize themselves as "weak" and do not work at all (while the "strong" will continue to smell weary), but the opportunity for EVERYONE to work less without becoming a parasite.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101580
 08.08.2014
Eating mercury is safe. The main thing is not to breathe.
— — —
Do not get drowned in uranium.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101579
 08.08.2014
XXX: How is your new boyfriend?
YYY: Not bad, I invited you home for dinner. It doesn’t matter, but he loves to feed me. Like in childhood, with a spoon. Or, for example, takes an entire couch, and literally shakes me in the mouth.
xxx is fake)
yyy: Now I'm afraid I't be the main dish at his next invitation))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101578
 08.08.2014
X: today I was in the subway, and there was such a cute girl, and a figure and a face, but there was one but, she in the jeans had a width stretched.
Q: Did you let the girl be ashamed?
X: well...
U: so it was necessary to approach with the phrase: sorry, dressing you with the look I slightly exaggerated, and on her "the", add that you have the width stretched, and while it comes to yourself to shoot the phone.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101577
 08.08.2014
I don’t care how long you wake up.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101576
 08.08.2014
From the comments to the note, as the author of rabbits raised:

X: Did you have the internet there? Do you spend a lot of time on the internet a week?

Yyy: I had a bunch of rabbit shit. Height of 3 meters. The internet is only on top of it. I went out once a day to check the mail and download a new book. A bunch of methane evaporated and you could lose consciousness on it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101575
 08.08.2014
Tomorrow morning to work.
by Vova :)
I wonder how much I can do now...
Vova :D
Boryo: I think I’ll work until January and it’s all...
by Vova :)
Boryo: You’re doing it as if it’s 2000 and you’re off the phone!
by Vova?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101574
 08.08.2014
QWERTAS: Generations of Russians grew up without any kind of children’s food, diapers, olives, cheese with mold, without cars, without phones, with sorting in the yard, water from the well, walked in one pants for ten years, ten years spent on the refrigerator or television, never was what was abroad, but
QWERTAS: in the neighboring area. We can do without anything. We can do everything right away. We can do without anything and without everything at once not only for a long time, but for a lifetime.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101573
 08.08.2014
xxx: fucking, the energy-saving bulbs have been everywhere at home for a long time (just the other ones are not), and they shine white, and then the light bulb died in the toilet, I stumbled and found an old, burning.... now in the sarthe warm lamp light, a cock and how much more comfortable... more spiritual))))

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101572
 08.08.2014
X: I here in the park met people from California who have been living and working in Russia for two years.
X: Guess where the Americans who grew up on the sunny shores spend their holidays
X: In Magadan Blatt
X: the exotic
X: and in a few days they go to Altai to do climbing
X: And we live here and dream of vacations in some unfortunate California and the Maldives. We have Magadan!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101571
 08.08.2014
The musical forum. Topic theme is djent.
xxx: Yeah, you’ve long considered gent to be a separate style of music, it’s just a way to play the guitar. You would have created another topic on the tremol.
Who said we didn’t create it? * Reference to topics on black metal*

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №101570
 08.08.2014
XXX: The thunderstorm under the screw is worse than Pidaras
yyy: Do I correctly understand that "Pogromist" under the line is better than Pidaras?
zzz: Do I correctly understand that "Pogromist" under macOS/iOS is a pidaras?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №101569
 08.08.2014
What a vigilant citizen!
Today a guy calls and says that you have a crossword in the newspaper, and there is a question: "Courtyard city in Ukraine". And here is the guess – Theodosius!
Do you realize what a serious political mistake this is? The city of whom?
I have no idea, I say.
How do you not know? You are the editor! You must know this!
Is the title "Around the World"? Or "The Journal of Geography"?
Do you not watch TV?
No is!
All in the best traditions:
who placed you in this position;
Give me the phone in Moscow, I will restore historical justice.
I advise you not to hold this position anymore.
No, now I know exactly who wrote millions of posts in the 37th century...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №101568
 08.08.2014
Andrei is playing tanks.
I have an enemy in my ass!! to
and pause. and RJM.
Why did you eat it? 😉
I did not eat, he went in.
To the tears.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №101567
 08.08.2014
Atkritka: Pizza 4 cheese will now be collected from Pochechon, Kostrom, Adygea and Russian.
Zloradsky:...plus a federal subsidized portion of baby.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101566
 08.08.2014
There is such a category of "patriots", they are all grass-trees. Such a feeling that if we are issued a decree on the mandatory monthly meal of citizens in the ass of the iron dildo - they will still say "all right", "so we should", "no a cha, I still love anal", "the main thing is to use vaseline, then there will be no problems". and c)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101565
 08.08.2014
From Habr:
Clothing for the engineer is not too important: it is enough that it meets the basic requirements for the preservation of heat and to observe decency. If no parts of the body freeze or sweat too much, and the genitals and breast glands do not talk at the general view, then the clothes perform the tasks for which people dress. Snoring about clothes beyond this is a waste of time and effort.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101564
 08.08.2014
How do you translate "Lewis"?
- Lawyers
And in Photoshop?
–...
Oh the layers!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101563
 08.08.2014
I am almost 37, and still, sitting in the barber under this barber, I try to push my hand out of it and scratch my nose, even if I really want to. I am a courageous person in life, but in this simple action lies some monstrous challenge. A challenge to the system. I have seen people stand up for their truth with guns in their hands, die on barricades and overthrow governments, but I have NEVER seen anyone just pull their hand out of this blanket and scratch their nose. It would seem, you can ask a hairdresser, but if someone asks a hairdresser about such things I have never seen either. The last time I was sitting in the barber room, thinking about it and couldn’t force myself to break the System. So I sat.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101562
 08.08.2014
The female gender of Bagira in our version of the book is due to this. Fortunately, this does not affect the story.
It is...
This affects the fact that all the covetous prostitutes in our networks call themselves "Bagari". While Kipling's Bagir is an aristocratic warrior, in contrast to the bandit Sher Khan. A few different interpretations of images, don’t you find?

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