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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102379
 01.09.2014
1 to Hello. Go to the football club and play.
2 and greetings. Just woke up. I ask my wife...
2 and 2 (
Chapter 2: I am a...
1: no... you’re dirty... and you woke up judging by everything from the fact that you’re washing the floor))))
2: No... but... I’m going to wash it right now (((

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102378
 01.09.2014
Comments on the series. Talk to one of the heroes:

Is it really beautiful? ? Don’t think I’m not gay ?

WOW: We didn’t even think you were gay.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102377
 01.09.2014
Based on personal experience:
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here here :

However, as practice shows, the only way not to suck in the entrances with our mentality is the death penalty.

Rush out, my sweetheart, ro-o-zgi! If an adult fool will know what foolishness and stupidity his, an adult fool, will just be cut out publicly - he will start to watch for himself. No one gets hunted.
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Or maybe still with the construction of normal street toilets to start in step-by-step accessibility, and then everything else. Or are you so impatient?
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Toilets in combination with roofs. and ah.
In the entrance, periodically some gangdo arranged a branch of the toilet until I was caught with a shelf. I turned out to be a resident of the same entrance, a father of two children (and often drunk, I will not lie. But the sober is usually in the entrances and does not sink). This is one of those cases when even having a toilet nearby doesn’t help. But roughness in this case would be very useful.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №102376
 01.09.2014
I quarreled with my wife yesterday.
I take the metro 10 stations.
On me – a dress, shoes, shirt, sweaters, wig and a little cosmetics... Her friends tried.
But most interestingly, I was tried three times and asked for a phone call twice. and.
To argue again about the desire - never!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102375
 01.09.2014
Natalia
Finished the cleaning?

Yuri
In the difficult match came the decisive time. Yuri went on, but the apartment responded with new and new difficulties. For each collected dust, the apartment gave a pair of socks or a piece of dog wool. The match was hard. No one wanted to give in. And here.. when the goal was close and on the side of the team of cleanliness appeared the squad with the cloth the apartment replied with a game of v-bank and put everything in the shutters....2 bottles of beer and WINED this difficult match with the score 4-3. Check out the match in a week.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102374
 01.09.2014
The coming summer reminds me of a poorly cooked cake: on the one hand, it burned, on the other hand, it did not burn.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102373
 01.09.2014
Laughter prolongs life, but shortens career.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №102372
 01.09.2014
I walked the dog, passed by a pair with a wheelchair, and the dog decided to chew, maybe scared of a large wheelchair. The woman began to scream:
The cock! Shake your dog, my baby is sleeping!
Her husband answers:
No, you are louder than a dog.
He woke up the child!
He is sleeping.
She looks into the wheelchair and cries:
The idiot! You forgot the child at home.
He quickly runs toward the house.
Standing on the sidewalk, we watched her run to the parade.
I stood there, my dog and my husband... with a sleeping baby in their arms.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102371
 01.09.2014
Medvedev warned Putin that if his iPhone stops working because of the sanctions, he will be offended and go to the opposition.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102370
 01.09.2014
Even the lone wolf has to eat until you find your wolf. In general, all people are different, and if anything does not fit into your picture of the world, then the problem, imho, is in the picture. Are you smiling?
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Yes, the picture is familiar. First they climb out of the skin to build a relationship with the sheep, then they blame that the wife is a sheep.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102369
 01.09.2014
You will work faithfully - you will provide the elite with the fruits of their labor.
> You did not establish orders, you did not benefit from them.
Are you from the elite?
Good work benefits everyone. High-quality shoes, roads and movies are better than what’s done on the go. And if you are afraid unintentionally to gold someone wrong - well, fuck live in the woods, cha.
That the order is not perfect is another matter. But only fucking I believe that people who can not even do their work in a human way can change the order for the better. So first Arbitron, then the rest, the palubas ;)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102368
 01.09.2014
The intersect.

DLL is stupid.
So, the knives

From the fortress to the penguins will be pulled and we will learn a lot of new and interesting things from the world of IT.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102367
 01.09.2014
Shine
Darth Vader just passed by.
Darth Maul is.
Chubak
Two Imperial Guards
and two dozen American assailants
in sports
From Kawasaki to Haabusa.
Even the cloned ordinary has a motorcycle :(

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102366
 01.09.2014
In Nikolaevskiy, GAIShniki detained drunk drivers who carried drugs. Total win!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102365
 01.09.2014
of Ukraine. My daughter went to class 11. I issued textbooks. The economy. Year of publication 1976.

It is a lie, and the most wonderful thing about it is that it is a lie from the first to the last word. There was no class 11 in 1976 – neither in Ukraine nor in the rest of the united USSR. And economics was not studied in schools - there was a general education, a single program.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102364
 01.09.2014
This has always been interesting to me. What is the desire of people to bring their circles of communication together? In my opinion, caregivers should be separately, friends - separately, work - separately, relatives - separately. Ideally, everything is separately. For example, I have two close friends. They saw each other three times per hour, no more. Each saw my boyfriend from once to two and a half. My father saw both a girlfriend and a boyfriend about the same frequency. I saw the boys of my friends and other friends of my friends with the same frequency. And it lasts for years. And I intend to continue this. I am not interested in any kind of "relatives and acquaintances" of the rabbit, the rest of the surroundings of people close to me. I only care about them themselves. Why Divorce an Excessive Family?
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It was Santa Barbara.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102363
 01.09.2014
Mihael_Lorens: *double faces palm and then faces about tables* X_X
Minnesota: Mihael_Lorens, sounds like an order at McDonald’s)))

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