This is:
They say that in the blockade of Peter, it was easier for communists to survive in the frost. Because the 56 volumes of Lenin’s works are warm, very warm.

The collection of Lenin's works in 55 volumes was first published in 1966, the blockade was from 08.09.1941 to 18.01.1943

Fover: Yes, I would have given the data, but I don’t have a passport)))

Gerda has lost? 0 - O

Fover: Uh, a long time ago
Yesterday I went for a new one, today I will write a statement, but the fact is that we in the DDR instead of a passport fucking give someone.
Paper with photo

Gerda is PZDC. When you are asked to sign up on the document, put a cross. for authenticity
You can theoretically travel to another city in Ukraine and have a passport there.
But it is money and time.

Fover: a birth certificate is required
It was in an old passport.
I have already made a new one.
This is PZDC.
all paper in the inscriptions "DPR", "Donetsk People’s Republic"
I am not sure if such evidence will be given in Ukraine.

Birth certificate in passport?? to
Do you put all the eggs in one basket? How did you lose your birth certificate and passport? 0 - O

Fover: You won't believe it
I made copies.

Gerda is fucking))

very educational
>>>In Yandex Direct on the ads would not hinder the button "Just bought"

Few people know, but in general it is there... When you click on the cross "hide an ad" - he asks why you want to hide and there is the option "The goods or services are found". Direct remembers this and no longer offers, verified. Do not thank.

News on sports boxing after the victory of Russia over Liechtenstein: "Russia with one leg in France".
One foot in France, the other at home. As if we were not stuck between our legs".

The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation accused Ukrainian Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk of participating in military actions in the First Chechen War.
Just take pictures of Yatsenyuk.

- Children, write down the sentence: "In the corner the mouse scratches".
Marvane, who is the scratch?
Vovochka is the Investigative Committee of Russia.

C Hicks, discussion of porn channels on TV:

The Russian night is just a fairy. When a man is mined without removing jeans, and then he is so in clothes and depicts sex with the actress. My wife and I were just crying.
XHH: So is Russia. It is cold without clothes.

I bought a pack of Rothmans cigarettes today. There "date" holiday at the company, 125 years
All the shit...
125 years of smoking kills.
Honestly I respect)

"I found out here in the fight against insects that the hair lacquer does not burn..."

It is for the best, believe me. I once saw a giant burning puppy running around the house. Confusion is more. Not only is it that when I see a colopendra, I am hunting for a luster to jump, and it is still scary that this creature will burn the house.

Interesting fact:Many remember the TV series "Santa Barbara", which seemed to go eternity. It contains 2137 series. But he did not get the title of the longest series. This title is attributed to the series "Roadlight", which was broadcast from 1937 to 2009. It contains 15,500 series. Are you bored? Don’t know what to do for the long autumn nights? There is exit. Who here likes to shout:"The challenge is accepted!"?

I put a new alarm on my phone.
(L): Before noon and afternoon – how is it?
(I): - Until noon a.m, after noon r.m
(L): I repeat the question, before noon and after noon – how?
I look at him as if I explained everything correctly.
A woman, not stupid. What time is noon?

Watching the drivers fly through the lying policemen, my child thoughtfully:
- But it would be better if they were inside, like holes, not convex. Everything is broken in front of the hole.)

Oh man, where are you without a line?
I’m quick, I just have to ask.
In the sort?

Nine-tenths of the universe is essentially documentation.

Terry Pratchett

XXX: I’m already getting into porn.
Now you will have to go to another site.

Yandex announced the news:
Alexey Ulukaev advises to store savings in rubles.

I’ll run for the currency tomorrow.

Anastasia
I learned here in the fight against insects that the hair lacquer does not burn.

Nikita
How is it?
Have you frozen mosquitoes?and :)

Anastasia
not
History of a million
I am sitting on a push.

Nikita
WOW

Anastasia
and tk. I’m claustrophobic, I don’t close the door.
A strip of light falls into the corridor, and suddenly a huge hernia arises in this strip of light and, sweeping through its chitin armor over the laminate, hides from the field of sight.
I almost failed to go to the bathroom from such indolence.
The hernia is really healthy, 5 centimeters.
for a moment I stumbled, decided that besides me nobody to fight with her, went out to fight with a tapk.
What a naked panty here, here you need a flyboy on a long pen, because it is terrible to stretch the fuck with the tap.
So I decided to burn this hole.
It was then that I learned that if you sprinkled through the flame of the light bulb from a bottle of lakes, it was a miracle! Nihua will not happen.
And this hernia came between the wall and the tree that is folded around the door, and now it is her house.

Two young residents of Magnitogorsk became famous throughout the world – they escaped from the kindergarten through a bribe, made by their own hands with the help of conventional plastic sockets, and now about their “movement” reports Russian and foreign media.

Comments: It is already a line in the characteristics: "Tend to escape".

XXX: How are you doing?
Okay, but the time is not too long.)
XXX: the same way, there would be 30 hours in the day.
yyy: yeah) and 27 would be enough) you just don't know how to manage time

111: No, Tikhon is a hybrid of a Thai cat and an ordinary Russian catch))
222: The light
What is called the Russian dottle :D and how can it be crossed with a cat?
333: and also imagine how such an enormous, metal and slightly radioactive thing suddenly comes to life, is covered with wool and, dumb, slips to you...
222 to eat.
Chapter 11: The Narcotics!

The armor exists!
Quote from the news:

The curious incident, which almost ended in tragedy, occurred in the German city of Gadebush (Land of Mecklenburg-Primary Pomerania). The hunter, who shot the cockroach, struck a woman who happened to be nearby. The bullet hit her in the chest, but thanks to the underwear did not cause the German a particular harm, reports The Telegraph.

The 41-year-old tourist, whose name is not named, along with her husband was riding a bicycle in the forest near Gadebush. The couple crossed the field, as the German suddenly felt a sharp pain in the chest. When she stopped, she realized that a bullet had just hit her. Fortunately, the woman’s underwear had a steel wrap, which prevented the bullet from causing the German serious injury. The tourist was taken to the hospital. Doctors found a scarring and bleeding on the German's chest, but the woman, fortunately, did not get more serious injuries.