I knew one individual. His favorite topics for conversation were:
1st I didn't like one person, we haven't seen each other for two years, but using my extensive connections, I still keep putting his sticks in the wheels at every step! Am I not good?
2nd I took the boss and took his place. How young I am! Only something seems to me that everyone around me wants to sit down...there’s shit! Write them puzzles preventively.
Three I have a conscience, but it has no power over me. If it is beneficial for me to go against my conscience, I will easily do it. I am good! You are the slave of your conscience. You have not grown up before me.
4 is I cannot be wrong in principle! So if you don’t agree with me, you’re automatically wrong and you’re at fault. Yes, and if you do not agree on this particular point, too.
5+ and all in the same key.
I listened to his wisdom, listened... and summed up:
If I say it in two words, you are a fool.
No is! He declared. I am not a fool, and I will prove it to you.
What then? I asked.
I can find you and fuck you!
I must say that he really has such a possibility. Fortunately, until he did it. In any case, I do not communicate with him now, so as not to remind me of my existence. But! Attention is a question! Did his proof work? Did I stop considering him a fool? Did I get into his ideas, did I respect him? Or am I just sitting down now and afraid that some fool is trying to scratch me?

From the slug:
There was written here that the country was zombie to such an extent that Orwell and Goebbels cried, hugging, from the realization of their own inferiority.
Let me summarize.
We have a zombie country. Unambiguously. Regarding the name of the country, opinions differ. And even on this site has repeatedly written about the impact on the zombies of frost and other delights of winter. Let's do that - whoever will be the shit in the winter, he and the zombies. of LADY?

xxx: I, b@!, cool Sisadmin, with a big letter, and you are shit, you can't give me a normal!
I: What is the indication on the router?
XXX What?! to
I: Can you report on the router?
What is the "indication"?! to
I’m OK about myself. What lights are burning?
Well, there is food, a leaflet, a planet, waves.

Today is International Literacy Day. All the Grammar Nazis will swim in the fountains and shout: “For Zhi/Shi!” and break Dali’s explanatory dictionary.

US Defense Minister: Russia should completely withdraw troops from the border with Georgia
I am pleased with one comment:
With the same success, this minister may demand a full collection of Mandarin in Abkhazia.

Discussions on the topic as admin slywny baček ranil na sto:
She: And I don’t have a relationship with Bach at all. As soon as I start repairing it, it breaks even more, although I’m an engineer (((
He says, “There is nothing in his soul. And then first roll, roll, and then relationships are established)))

This is in vain you insult the tankers, you have to take advantage of everything. My own, for example, is slapping me. I told him, “Tell me about the tanks. And he begins. Believe me, he always has something to tell, and with unfailing passion and interest. And listening is nice, and you seem to understand everything, but in two minutes you are in nirvana. The last thing I remember is that something terrible happened to Kvas.

Everyone usually takes me to the forest. The first trees. Only taxi drivers come home.
HH: Don’t have to be here! If you say, “Stop near the forest,” I’ll stop there.
You offered me somehow to drive: "Why didn't you say that you should turn around? (Or you don’t know the road, besides, I’m sitting behind it) Now you don’t turn here, it’s how much to go now, then go back, then go back again, bla bla bla, "Stop here, opposite the gas station". I ran through the track, where everything is carried and accidents every day, jumped out to the gas station, where the girl at night alone is perceived as an immediate guide to action, crossed from the gas station into the forest to the path, where every 5 meters open a lookout, grown with grass, and I have a small lamp on the keys in my arsenal. But I wanted to go out of the guests myself, on the normal road, where there are no people, no hungry men, but you offered to take a ride and friends worried, how I would go alone when you are in the car. Thank you, you helped me a lot :)

I’m not crying, I just got the morning in the eye.

From the forum on the topic "Battery of the future from sugar"
(As a source of electrical energy is used the process of catalytic splitting of polysaccharides):
XXX Vintik and Spuntik drove in a car on carbonated water with syrup! Nicholas Nosov was brighter than Nostradamus.
and ZZZ. This is not about batteries, but about single-use batteries. Such in gadgets will blow only if the charging process will be in the style of "insert a cube of sugar". It’s quite acceptable, instead of waiting for another hour to charge.
YYY Blind sugar is priced dozens of times and it will be sold in pieces in communication salons.
NNN "Water is formed on the cathode"... What a cruel future: the smartphone has discharged - all the pants are wet

Think that you saved me.
As soon as I get the money, I get a cake.
Daria: of meat

Considering the amount of mutants found in tobacco smoke,
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by bhg. How much nonsense contains the brain of a simple Russian pupil XD. We are waiting for a reboot of ninja turtles, where they were not licked with green jade and smoked XD

Insurance Society of Russia
"We are also scared"

<...> Back home - narrowed floor washes. <...>
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Who gave her birth?
Expanded is no better.

The true programmer should grow a sweater from a beard.
Yyy: Chest off the cat

Abbys: I see, we have a different logic.
Item of the day: Agah)
Abbys: You seem to say the same thing to a boy and a girl, but they perceive it differently
The letters are the same shit.
Enot: the decryptor is different ))

I ate nuts and I was suddenly kissed. I was in 9th grade, then.

I think she just needed your nuts.

God loves the three.
to this
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Exactly two years ago.

To know 20 years ago in the kindergarten, what would be a bad thing after lunch to sleep in the afternoon, and then half a day.

It should not die.
– is
Two times saved.
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The tricks!
P/S/ the 36, almost all his life, on a bunch of different works, had the opportunity for 30-90 minutes. Sleep at lunch. My son is 1.5 years old, but for the past year, I have told him this truth! To know and not to forget.
It has to live! =)

I am overweight because of some endocrine problems. With my doctor-endocrinologist I have already done a lot, all the tests have been passed, all the methods have been tested. I came up with another report on the work done on myself. He measured me, he weighed me. Our Dialogue :
E: Well what to say... There is still the last means (something is written on the map)
I read: diagnosis, figures-descriptions, recommended treatment - pregnancy)
I: Do you think it will help?
E: It must be. If not, then even the revenge will be - I gave birth! That’s why it’s overweight :crazy:
I: Then I am ready. In which office to go for the procedure? and :P
Served together

The only problem is that idiots do not become, but remain. and c)