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Who knows what type of phone?
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Judging by the keyboard is Chinese noname.
Is this a normal company?

My father is passionate about working on the compass. His mother approaches him, glimpses his baldness and gently calls for dinner. The father, not separating, apparently, also wants to kindly answer her. My favorite words are sunflower and rabbit. In the head there is an infernal synthesis, and at the exit there is a haircut)) That evening the father was left hungry...

And my cat is sure that if you look at the door for a long time and knock, it will open on its own, and if it does not listen for a long time, it must be scratched.

A familiar uncle said:
When I served in the army, we had one guy who cut himself up. They pulled it out of the loop, and the grandmother dropped. Well, let’s say, put your foot in the shoe on a piece of paper, put it, wrapped it with a pen, and write inside the contour "If it wasn’t the boots of solbat, you would fuck, you bab, NATO soldiers". We turn it in a envelope and send it to the ex-girlfriend. Soon comes the answer. We open the envelope - there is the same sheet, the shoe is wrapped and it is written "If it wasn't this cockroach - you would shake, sweetheart, in a cockroach".
Chouak immediately changed his mind to suicide :)

It is not the president who has not dismissed the prime ministers.

There is a parrot at home. Until he says nothing, he learns. Once a friend with her mother came to visit us. Her mother saw our puppy and remembered the story from their relatives’ lives.
Their relatives had a parrot (in Peter also). He was constantly turning the feed. And his mistress always mocked him, “Why do you turn the feed?” Well, with time, he also became where he should and where he shouldn’t: “Why do you feed the barrel per-revor?” Then he often heard about Gorbachev on television. He liked that word too.
“The mountains.” They went to the house somehow, and took him with him in a cage. They go electric. Two men are talking about politics.
He heard when they spoke "Gorbachev" and how he cried out, "Gorbachev! “Why do you make a reboot?” People are lying.

She is:
“Tell me why if a guy had a lot of girls, he was a macho, and if he had a lot of girls, he was a macho.
There are a lot of boys, she...
He is:
If one key opens many locks, it is offensive.
The key! And if all the keys fit into the same lock, it’s certain.
The fucking castle.

#89 22.08.2009 - 15:09 Author: Anonymous
From the Moscow building, the bus "PAZ" returned with the workers who wiped off their watch. The money was received, the mood raised, and then the cook also caught the cat. The small cat did not want to sit in the basket and thoroughly struck the hostess with a cracking meal. The men let go of jokes and gave scabies advice, and the bus filled a whistle of twenty gloves. The cook didn't stand it and decided to open the jail to look at the cat's condition and somehow calm it. The animal jumped into the gap and crashed under the seats. Everyone in one moment leaned to catch the runner when the bus crashed into a trailer with pipes that stood without lighting. From the impact, metal pipes entered the salon to the very end. Stunned workers rolled on the floor, observing the iron ceiling wherever their heads were. The driver was not seriously injured, he was out of trajectory. The cat was later named "Fart" and was taken to each trip feeding exclusively from a common boiler.
Freshly? 229 is not. (4) is

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Bravo to Men! I was frightened when I imagined how a man and a cat at the distance of an extended arm simultaneously collapse and smoke each other:)))) and the cat does it so tightly and seriously, and the man encourages him: "Let's go, barsique! More courageously! You can!!" and begins to roast itself and from this the most fun process is going on.and :)

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It really works! I learned how to go to the toilet!!! to
And fuck it only when it’s praised! It is from a spoon!! to
Cats are smarter than we can imagine.
Sometimes I feel like they all despise us.

I’ve seen a lot of different cagen, but when this one said to me, “Hunny some, the files are not found!”... So he wanted to write an O_o emoji in the input box.

I guess this is a shower gel, one of the socks can be washed.

Triclosed
I’m beginning to understand the essence of relationships.
Triclosed
The main thing is not to miss the girl.
Triclosed
You can’t make her happy, then at least upset her with something.

Damn, Dimon is a megacrute.
Last month he struck on the hopes, and the wallet and the pipe were pressed off. Dimon immediately went into a lie - the statement hit, but he was immediately told there, type of dumb, and don't hope. The other would calm down, but not Dimon.
I went around the area yesterday - I look, stand, on the pillar ad glue. has arrived. In the big letters "Cards-money", small - the rental and exchange of discount cards and the address of the site of someone. This is what you would think?
Not even a fig. In the wallet of Dimon, among other things, a 20% discount card of the beauty salon was lying, which this salon gave him for the site made by Dimon. So this miracle wrote another site where you can rent discount cards for a penny. Gopnik, he says, a hundred pounds will be bought, here I will lie to him and give him, the card is a name.
A month of writing. The Avenger, the fucking.
I say, what if they don’t have compounds? No, he says, I have an idea for that too. Fuck, I am afraid of him.

I write in Google "what to do", the first 3 tips:
1st What to do when boring
2nd What to do if a condom is broken
Three What to do if you don’t want to live

I had a logical chain in my head.

We’re sitting, like, we’re sitting in the office. Silence and tranquility
Oh, and here it is so quietly: "Well, the computer! Well your producers..."

The Religion. The views:
Christianity

P.S And this is all said...

She: And I sneeze and cough at the same time

He: Oh, how universal and multiplexed you are.

I am delighted with your compliments :)

<divX> An accident on the line. Our experts are now fixing the malfunction.
<YAS> The third day of the day???!!!! to
<div> We have a very complex infrastructure.
<YAS> is so complex that you do not have a single person who understands anything about it?
<divX> is there. and two. One is currently undergoing forced treatment in a psychiatric hospital, the second is under investigation.

With KillMips

I graduated 22. I recently got a good job. I called my best friend about this. I decided to go to the club and celebrate. In the club she flooded and flooded everything.
I wake up in her apartment in the morning and say good morning. She’s a beautiful girl, but she’s still my friend. And now worse:
1)I must marry her, otherwise she will file for rape (her ancestors work in the judicial system, i.e. I will buy right away)
She didn’t wear a condom at night, so I’ll soon be a daddy.
She was in love with me from 10th grade. and long developed a plan for her "happy life with me"!
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Agree to the wedding and say in the ZAGS: "No!and "
As a result, you will not land, there is no wife, and there is no fact that you will become a father :D

This is the situation: the father of a three-year-old boy agrees with someone on the phone for a meeting: "Yes, we'll see you there and then. I will have a silver coat, and in my hand a magazine "Fire", you will immediately recognize me". They talked and ran to the meeting. The child takes off the phone and imitates a phone conversation: “Ally, yes, let’s meet, I’ll be (look down) in blue socks, and in my hand a yellow cube, you’ll immediately recognize me.”