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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97533
 07.05.2014
The wisdom says, “Break breakfast yourself, share lunch with a friend, give dinner to your enemy.” In my house, there are other rules: share breakfast with a cat, share lunch with a cat, share dinner with a cat, and don't forget to feed him, or he will eat you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97532
 07.05.2014
My husband and I respect the feelings of believers, regardless of what religion they are, but were against our daughter in the 4th grade to study the basics of Orthodoxy. As almost the whole class, they wrote a statement on ethics - but there was no room for teachers in our classroom (everyone ranted on ethics), and parents at the next meeting quietly rewritten statements on Orthodoxy. We did not rewrite. It was wild. It felt like the iron arm of the dictatorship blocked the oxygen, there was a desire for a law to protect the rights of atheists. The child, for example, also attended the study of Orthodoxy behind the school party sharply negatively.
The school year is coming to an end. Some conclusions can be drawn. In the first quarter, the children really penetrated, something like... brain-like. But, having done compulsory homework, having done what they were supposed to do there, pulling up their personal stuff to the people (for the next lesson, make a list of your sins, and now write why the modern man should believe in God) - began to treat compulsory religiousness correctly: do not get into your soul, do not change your personality. Whoever had a faith - the beginnings of faith at this age - received an excellent vaccine.
In general, adequate children respond appropriately. Only a pity, our daughter with her analytical mind and beginning youthful maximalism has ceased to accept the theme of faith... It will be necessary to work somehow... We in the family respect the feelings of believers.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97531
 07.05.2014
Colded sharply. I am going out of the universe, in front of me a man in a workshop with a shoveled cap, shorts and socks. First thought: fine, by color picked up, under black black. The second: what? A man in shorts? The Negro – The Negro

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97530
 07.05.2014
Cynics and Pessimists:

With the main:

>>>>xxx: We have been living with him for almost 4 years. For a moment, I’m almost 29. So he’s not that he doesn’t get married, but he’s looking at me yesterday with Lenin’s spell and says, “What have you been sitting in the girls, Yulka?” And the wild, the fool.

No, he’s not just a fool, but a well-organized pig. But here is a fool of you, if someone else can tolerate all this.
________
Look at it differently)) a person with a characteristic sense of humor hints to a quick sentence, right?)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97529
 07.05.2014
In the dictionary:
one pathos realtor was expressed as follows: more_not_less (meaning "more or less"). And I am scared to imagine how he would write it. And I have the feeling that 93% of people are NOT aware of what their mouth says.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97528
 07.05.2014
Politics, like dysentery, is a disease of dirty hands.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №97527
 07.05.2014
I see this picture on the playground: a young father walks out his son, who is 4 years old. Here, a cat approaches the small, and he shortly thinks of it with all his strength, the poor animal immediately retires.
The father approaches his child, does not scream, does not blaspheme, but sits in front of him and calmly says:
Are you big?
and yes.
The strong?
and yes.
- So big and strong that you can hit a small weak cat?
–...
I’m bigger and stronger, but you know why I’m not hitting you? Because strength is needed to protect those who are weaker, understood? Not to beat the small and defenseless. The strong do not do that, you know?
I understood...
What did you understand?
You can’t beat the little ones, or you’ll never be strong.
The young man.
Respect and respect for such parents!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №97526
 07.05.2014
Previously there was fashion on torn jeans, now fashion on torn jeans.
When will the fashion of broken socks come in?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97525
 07.05.2014
Sam is
You became a sober man.
Sam is
I was thinking of changing your name on the phone to Boring. and as he imagined the type of inscription - calls boring, throwing in the rust)
villain
Fuck, I’ll change your name to Pidora))
Sam is
"Rocky"
villain
at the FSB there on the screens: Bored calls Pidor)))
Sam is
It was up ? ? ?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97524
 07.05.2014
from the knife forum, the topic of gifts for DR:

Knives are not given.

They don’t drink vodka, they don’t like women, they don’t give birth to children.
Further by myself.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97523
 07.05.2014
Sild: here you encounter forums for different solutions
Sild: and immediately by decisions can be seen to which distribution the community belongs
Sild: in Ubuntu-like - try to reinstall, try to change the distribution version, try to update
Sild: in arc-like - dig into the collector, correct the configuration of the installer
Sild: in genus-like - link everything to the heroes, if something does not like the installer - we go into the installed file and rewrite the juinarnik with our hands, backup there new versions here we reassemble the core with the necessary flags we rewrite the originals compil compil compil compil compil
Sild: Well, in the redhead, we traditionally call to the saport and ask what the hunting happened, why does nothing work?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №97522
 07.05.2014
The Refrigerator:
XXX is a celebration! The Jacket of Hitler :)
Really a coat.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97521
 07.05.2014
You have so many orders! You must have gone through the war?
You will say too. I just objectively covered the events in Crimea.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97520
 07.05.2014
The intrigued mind seeks answers, but finds adventures in the ass.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97519
 07.05.2014
XXX: Are you looking for a job?

YYYYYYYYYYY

YYY: I found one. Wander by addresses, repair compas and collect money from people

YYY: and communicate with them.

xxxx what is the admin?

YYY: almost)) home repair of compounds

xxx: go to the cocktail to be more impressive)))

XXX: then money can be collected without computers

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97518
 07.05.2014
About 5 years ago I moved to Linux and started using SPO, inclining to this and those who ask for them to poetry. This morning in the news:

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs said that the United States excluded Ukraine from the list of major infringers of intellectual property.

The first thought: "This is sho, did I do them statistics alone? 0 and 0"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97517
 07.05.2014
XXX: and I transplanted the flowers and all in the needles now! Cactuses go to their mother!
I need to transplant aloe.
XXX: and a pot with land to buy?
We need special soil for succulents!
XXX: and drainage is necessary!
O_o... in the ass it is aloe...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97516
 07.05.2014
Online course dedicated to quadrocopters. The first task was to write on the forum your idea of their application. Among such as the "examination of oil pipelines", "prevention of forest fires" and so on, was found and such: "The mosquito hunter. Chase mosquitoes and kill them with lasers. One of the most popular.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97515
 07.05.2014
This is:
to this:
– is
puts his finger in the supporter of the package and.... "Shoot the tongue out of the fog pulled the foot out of the fireplace".I was killed
– is
The Yogi!! to
We have always been German ?

You are strange. Initially it was a month.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97514
 07.05.2014
I’m sure that the best thing about your psychological age is the fact that you passed the test for your “psychological age.”

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