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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125796
 23.03.2016
The designation of the CIATIM lubrication brand consists of the name of the Central Institute of Aviation Fuel and Oils, which developed the lubricants of this group.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125795
 22.03.2016
Yes, living with decent brains is hard – priorities are very different from what should be, but self-development is an extremely useful thing. Well, if the penis is stuck in the umbilical, Rosie Palms will always come to the rescue; do not let the lower brain interfere with the work of the upper.

This was when my grandmother told them when she was 4 years old that it would be hard to get married if she was smart. But my mom was lucky - she met the same entomologist as herself, her dad. I was lucky to be born with my mom and dad, but I was not lucky to meet him. I sit there, I’m definitely worried about it. You see, and for some men this chip with wisdom seems to work. Let it comfort you that you are not alone, even if you are alone.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125794
 22.03.2016
Dear "Employers" of this resource! No one will ask you for any special help, special payments and especially care for other people’s children!
Just get your salary! The White! And the taxes with it, entirely!! and all!
It is not difficult, right?
You don’t like that justice, right? You like the envelope, the left-heels, the unregulated schedule. And what happens is to just throw out a person, like a waste material. Yes, so that the state doesn’t help him, because you put it in your pocket.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125793
 22.03.2016
We work for the soul.
He took sin on his soul.
We hold. and once. and two. Three.
Attention to repentance!
Now let us rest.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №125792
 22.03.2016
Have you not thought, our economists, that it is more advantageous for the state to keep a mother in a decree for three years than to create conditions for her to leave the decree itself?

If you need to build, hire staff, from babysitters to a courtier and accountant, to provide everything necessary, food, toys, light-water-heat-drying, current repairs there, drunk, drain... And not just the basements to build, but by the volume of fertility. Then the kindergarten, where too should be warm, clean and interesting. Teachers are added to babysitters.

Children's doctors should be recruited so that they do not have to wait for many hours, one parent in one day could go through all the necessary specialists, in case of illness, the child would go to the hospital, not to a pork under the supervision of a doctor.

And, by the way, kindergartens, and ideally clinics, should not work from 9 to 5, but at least from 8 to 8, so that parents have time to give the child, work their legal 8 hours plus lunch, and pick up. That is, all the same babysitters are multiplied by two shifts.

Give up expenses? Now the OPP! Mother, go to the long decree! We have already graciously limited the amount of your maternity payments to the cloudy 20 thousand a month, they should be enough for everything, and even a little left to you to be able to get them (surprise!) Paying income tax. Someday we will compensate your employers. possibly. If we want.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125791
 22.03.2016
You know, in Germany, this problem was solved by food vouchers.

I will add – I rather believe that the unemployment of the name of Ludda should not be feared. To replace a hot-taker with a machine that is five times more accurate and three times more productive, and to pay a toker a benefit of 50% of his former salary is ultimately easier than to try somehow to preserve jobs and not stall progress. And the decrease in income a person perceives very calmly in those cases when for this money he is no longer forced to work. When there is time, you can always find some more stuff. And especially the steep ones will re-learn from those who make even more efficient machines on these machines. There are few, but there is a little need. The problem is not that efficient equipment leaves people without the means to earn. This is absurd, because in sum it gives more produced values for less labor costs, i.e. in the end, in sum people earn more. The problem is, as Lenin noted, that it is necessary to competently distribute the calculators so that this increased exhaust is divided in a human way, not in a fibre.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125790
 22.03.2016
"He (15:06:49 30/05/2007)
Could you not give him? The fucking guys want it all.

She (15:08:45 30/05/2007)
The MLA. We have at home: 4 corsets, 2 pairs of bracelets, schoolgirl costumes, a teacher, a maid is not yet, dohuya sets of erotic underwear with tactical holes. We fuck wherever the soul wants and in any poses. I am the god of the deep mine. You can put me in a lotus position and fuck me in the ear.
And this breast has even smaller my, curved legs and a striking face.
I don’t know how much you’re fucking there and what else you might want..."

Maybe to eat?? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125789
 22.03.2016
I don’t understand what the "director’s place" means. Whose place, forgive me?
What is the problem for the time of the decree to take another employee on a temporary contract?
She has worked twice: the first time for 2 years, the second time for 5. Good job, good job, why not? Theoretically, a man can go out, so there will be another job. And some here in the second give birth without interruption, work for yourself and work.

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125788
 22.03.2016
Society is not obliged to carry in its arms a person who suddenly decided to have a child. The social security system is perfect. If she is not satisfied, and she does not have enough strength and opportunities to raise a child, come to consciousness and make an adult responsible decision. And to give birth, because suddenly wanted and demanded from society - help, provide, it is infantilism and confusion.
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The very presence of a system of social guarantees suggests that society does not care about such a very large group of people as parents of young children. It is not even a matter of protecting the rights of minorities. This is generally one of the PRINCIPAL public interests, because, you know, if no one will be giving birth to children or will be giving birth only after adopting an adult, conscious decision (in our country for reasonable people this is becoming more and more synonymous with emigration) - society will end :) It is not people should adjust to the existing extremely crazy social system. guarantees and survive with all their strength, because they knew what they were going to do, and if they didn’t like it, they fell into the geyrop. This system must be adapted to social demands. Or do you think birth rate growth is not a social demand? Your general statements about how young moms interfere with you wherever possible, and ask for money for nothing, only testify to the indifference, selfishness and extreme division of our society.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125787
 22.03.2016
Once in my childhood, my friend bought a computer and a printer, which was an unprecedented luxury at a time when the phone and the internet could not work at the same time. I walked with him all the days, learning all the charms of new technologies and playing games. Once we found somewhere pictures of naked models and decided to print them (on black and white printer). Of course, I asked to print these lovely photos. After productive printing, I came home and hid precious material under the carpet. After lunch, the parents talked about the following:

Do you have a girl at school?

I am silent.

Daddy – Van, under the carpet has a lot of girls!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125786
 22.03.2016
In many other significantly more successful countries, there are:
1) Free medical services
2) free of charge
3) State kindergartens
4) The Mat. capitalist
Decrees for 1.5 to 3 years
Yes, the poor
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We also have nothing for free. Everything that is included in the SSC. The benefits are paid from our taxes. And given the quality of this "free", it is not known where these taxes go. And free VR has recently been introduced in all more or less decent countries, including for foreigners.
And against the backdrop of the oppressive attitude of the state to society, a three-year decree is, of course, a great thing. Would there be decent white wages EVERYWHERE, the absence or at least the reduction to a minimum of corruption, real social security, including decent schools and kindergartens, where simple mortals can get at the place of residence and without holding out huge queues, normal medicine that you can rely on, and where the nearest registration to the specialist is not in a month - who would need it, this three-year decree, and cash payments at the same time? Maternity capital, a big deal, yes. Given the rapid devaluation of the ruble, this mat. capital is just a way to shut the mouth of people. Normal, free citizens need opportunities and a sense of social security, not a bunch of money.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125785
 22.03.2016
Once I read a police textbook on the tactics of interrogation, to my surprise I found that a lot is intersecting with my radar textbooks on searching, detecting and accompanying weak signals.(c of A-base)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №125784
 22.03.2016
"Whoever works will be paid" Three times ha.
I went to decree. We asked "to come, to send".
Did I tell her everything?! to
You will just follow her. She is battle.
Oh well ok. Give for money.
I was offended. But I agreed.
I came here twice a week for 6 hours. In those days, everything that has been accumulated on me has been dropped. No, some flow defacka did, but I was still offered to check for it. And the rest "I’m afraid to call. I do not understand. It is difficult."
Here she just received a salary + prize, and I do, for "actually worked time"
While I was on care leave, my responsibilities were scattered on three girls who periodically called me for advice and nodded. I sent them. They have changed. Everything was repeated.
Call me out. Threats, excuses and challenges to the top leadership. I was fired.
I sit at home with the kids. He opened his business. I do not regret a drop.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №125783
 22.03.2016
How to ruin the morning for parents and kindergarten teachers? Give the child a costume. All parents immediately start to panic: "What, should it be beautiful to come? Do they have an event today? Why did no one say? Why did the educator not warn us?", men urgently start to recruit wives with similar questions, and then all together terrorize the educator, who has no idea why specifically this child today brought a suit. And everything is simple, in fact - after the kindergarten you have to go to the anniversary to my grandmother, and there will be no time to go home and change clothes.

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125782
 22.03.2016
You only forget that
1) a decree in the Scandinavian countries with the preservation of the workplace is not 3 years, but on average 1-1,5 years and sit longer than a year there is just shameful, society concludes
2) Taxes of Ohio
3) because of the fact that the babies work there on an equal footing with the males, they earn on an equal footing with the males, hence in the decree they both walk quietly, who is more comfortable / who earns less, and not as we traditionally make a penny grandmother goes to the decree, because otherwise the family is unprofitable
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I know this very well. I am opposed to a three-year decree. But I’m also against those who offer women to cope with themselves because “their child is their business.” Support for young families is necessary. Mothers after childbirth need time to recover. Both men and women should be entitled to maternity leave. That’s because of our taxes, and that’s normal.
By the way, women at us work no less than men, whatever you imagine there. They are hurt in salary because of the possible birth of a child, not because they came and didn’t work a nichu. They are prejudiced, not even having taken them to work.
And also: taxes are not lower than they have :) In general, ask in leisure how much you actually pay taxes. The tip: not 13 percent, as is commonly thought.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125781
 22.03.2016
It was heard today at a laundry company: "Girls, take these socks, they are unbearable." How not to take...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125780
 22.03.2016
Serving in the SA, in the "beautiful far away" from the home, and the entire USSR as a whole, the fried potatoes were considered the most delicate delicacies. But available in the dining room, which only experienced army chef with more than 20 years of experience could distinguish from stearin candle, both in appearance and organoleptic properties, decisively spoiled the whole picture.
The soldier's cleverness quickly found a way out - and now more than one generation of soldiers began to roast potatoes on aviation oil by CIATIM. From the hydraulics of our terrible fighters. Unlike the mentioned mixer, this product had neither taste nor smell. And since the letter I in the abbreviation means "inert", the body before it was somehow purple. It didn’t hurt in the heat.)
But what is strange is that from the "flying" alcohol from the same fighter there was always a rush with petroleum, and not from CIATIMA.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125779
 22.03.2016
A production mess.
Two screws are in a box. One to another says:
I’d like to check the goose!
You are what! Okay, we’ll pick up a roast.

It is just an anecdote. With a beard. and Bayonne.
This is a humorous resource. Go somewhere with a burning cigarette and a hospital bag in your pocket.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125778
 22.03.2016
My uncle told me. He had two acquaintances, and once from such a weak body, one says to the other, "I would do anything for a bottle now," well, the second and sent him to the roof to crack for thirty minutes. This and usual. The second at this time called the hospital, such as "on the roof of a man somewhat cuddles... maybe he caught the white" - he decided to stick. The joke succeeded. The man received his bottle only after two weeks of intensive treatment.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125777
 22.03.2016
About Uzbekistan and work

During the Soviet era, my cleric worked in Uzbekistan (in different places)
In addition to the salary, the employee was given food.
"The employee must be full"


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