You got it with your mansions, power, chicks and uggs. For such discussions there are news sites with the ability to comment on articles and forums.

A self-respecting man will provide and protect his family under any authority. A self-sufficient girl will wear any shoes... and any breasts!

New Year on our nose!! Stop loading people.

Putin: There is a total shame in Russia
The voice from the room: I think you are decorating.

Let it go like the bulls delight the happiness.

Denis (08:33:09 13/12/2010)
I fucked the photo scanner looking for wood on it

sasa81: from the article of an eyewitness -". was flanked from the roadway by a clutch and a police vehicle. The crowd, reaching the corner, turned 90 degrees, and continued the march along the facade. Friendly charged the scream "Russia - for the Russians, Moscow - for the Moscowis", the screams intersected with songs - performed, in particular, "Katyusha" and the anthem of Russia. On the words "Glory, our free Fatherland - the union of brotherly peoples of the centuries" the singers collapsed and remained silent.

As a friend of mine said, girls are like biscuits, they break until they are wet.
I don’t understand... if I fall into the lake, I’ll stop breaking.

A. K
A child in a gamer family is evil. When my wife said I put my toys to wash, my heart barely stopped.

Today you are looking for justice, and tomorrow you are looking for a new job.

Programmer: Well, it all works.
Test: What if I find it?

I've always had these hell numbers in my life - 666, 13, constantly, I even feared when I was a child!!))
Wow - well, I also have it, but not really very often, but typically...
I even have the code on my bank card, the number 666...
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh!I have to get your bank card!!!! to
Ohhh no no!Because you don’t know which side of the blue is on.

XXX: To those who have at least once tried to drink to the end of the "asset" in a bottle - cunnilingus will not seem to be such a difficult thing:))
and so on :-(
XXX: What is it?
I tried to drink.

Wedding is the best way to look at distant relatives in a close battle.

Execution of leashing on the street was banned in Rostov-on-Don. According to the Interfax agency, the local militia intends to stop the increasing cases of performing this dance.

My imagination forbids me to imagine it.

I will only talk in the presence of my avocado!

Why, if something is too difficult for people, they call it shit?

They stole from me the last joy of my life, they replaced the New Year’s Coca-Cola advertisement!

My family and I broke the stock, decided to put all this little stuff down in the shops. We send the sister (her 5 years old) to the store for cucumbers and give her the n-one amount in fifths. He tells us:
I will never go to this store!
What is it, Mason?
Masha: I give the aunt the denyuki, and she’s like it "You’re there, the coffin was broken!!!and "
We are: well?
Masha: And I said to her "Send you to Zopa!!and "
............
We: Mashenka, what did she say?
When she came out of the store she whispered...

How much beer will we drink tonight?
As usual, Pink. Just enough to try to conquer the world.

And now let us all kindly wish that a person who came to the mind the idea of creating guests for the design of courses, practical reports, diplomas, etc. All his life he measured his cock with a millimetre line!

Showing on TV (not explicitly)
For the first time in the New Year, the square will be decorated in an innovative way. They will hang a kilometre-long garland made using nanotechnology.
First thought: "Nanotechnology LED chain?"
Second thought: "Nanotechnology - what is smaller than a conventional bulb?"
Third thought: It seems in Russia, in order to wash out any amount and beat out any grant, it is enough to insert the words "innovation" and "nanotechnology" into the project.