Hi, I am Oleg
NN: Does my mom know?

Trailer for New "Ice Age 4"
The first comment:
Give this poor white stomach, she deserves it!

:D

1st
No wonder at 16 years old.

2 is
Ukrf says the opposite.

HH: I’m not going to tolerate him.
WOW : Why? Are you such a beautiful couple that he did that?
This fool during an important affair, ended up on his wrist, and then targeted me in the head and threw his hand forward, shouting: "Spider-e-en!and "

Gifts, what are you doing?
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HQ: No Questions

At the check, every student, when he does not know what to write, with a smart face will ask the lecturer: "What is the task to rewrite?"

You’re so dumb that even I’m murmuring.

This is a site where you can write all kinds of shit.

I read the story in the newspaper.
It was still in the Soviet Union. In one colloquium fell into a deep drunkard. After a working day, he broke into the office of the director of the colchon and found a liter of alcohol there. Well, you won't drink alcohol without a snack - he found a three-litre bowl of cream in the refrigerator. So, while eating cream, he also drank alcohol.
The next day, the director of the collective farm calls the militia, a case for serious damage to the collective farm is filed against the slaughterhouse. It turned out that in the bank was not cream, but the sperm of the elite Dutch bull.

From the cat’s point of view, the entrance door is Narnia.

Go to WOW
NN: I am down :(
Does the little boy play?
NN: No, he can’t
Q: Did you do it again?
NN: Yeah, fucking, he had a psychologist there at school, on the question of "your main dream in life" he answered (the woman even brought a paper, because the psychologist wrote it all): Bubble without a CD and without a debacle. and mount of shame25"
Yippidy yi yippity yay.
nnn: yes, I also started to crack, then I said that it was better from srlk, my wife barely killed me there :(( this stitch is sitting lessons does, and I am Anka "Idiot" Dostoevsky forced to read :((
Fuck you have the best wife in the world, how she tolerates you :DD

He understood that an adult when 31st December at 23:55 saw himself on television. Dimasic, 45 years

Bor is an amazing place. Even if you write, "I once ate a valerian, and then three days cracked the ballayas," there will be twenty people who will tell similar cases from their lives.

How to Increase a Member?
A: O O
A: Put it in the roof! = = )

From the Medical Forum. The question started like this:
Condoms remained within 3 days after sexual intercourse.

On February 23, you will have cakes!

On the morning of the 24th, I’ll show you this message.

Give flowers to a girl. It’s so bright when you do it!

The most popular congratulations "and you"

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I want to thank "bearways" for the significant reduction of maternity payments and monthly allowances for the period 2011-2014 to make enough for the Olympics. The future mothers will be happy, right? Indeed, the president is doing everything to increase the birth rate in the country. My wife and I thank you very much...
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Kupid - Ancient Greek god who protects mortgages