Now the full version:

As you know, the bonbons are good, the bonbons are full of kindness. If you want to be good, you just have to call Bob. Just think, brother, you will be in your ears. If you are good without a bobber, you are a bobber in your soul.

by Bitoniau:
I went to lunch and met a well-known volley player. Standing up and talking. Suddenly, my interlocutor technically jumps up and rejects something with his hands stretched over his head. Following the trajectory of the flight "sniper" I find a flogged pigeon who comes to himself on the sidewalk.
The reflexes! The athlete is embarrassed. and :)

EN: Yes, by the way, do you know that finishes really don’t like darkness and loneliness? Sometimes you go into the kitchen at night, drink water, and they are poor people gathered in circles on the floor and cry... comfort each other... and cry again.
They laugh when the lights are turned on.
You stretch your palm, they jump on it and dance, songs sing, chorders lead again.
When they are tired, they go to bed and fall asleep.
EN: And here you bring these sleeping ends to your bed, you sleep with them, and in the morning you find their dead bodies crushed by you in your sleep.
MN: Get rid of a?

And this is the star of death on it working guests from the middle galaxy.
Rabsan and Jamsut

• Heavy breathing. The sound of moving doors. One is shaking and stuck. Darth Vader is included
What did the fools do here? Have you painted a naked leu on the emperor's chair? * Heavy breathing

The Club of Romance! Hi to!
Girl, could you help me?

Dogdeath: Can hormones cause a zombie effect?
ATDP: Massively do lobotomy, but this is how they also inject aggression...
Medieval: Give all the shoes by 3 sizes smaller :D

(After the defense of the diploma)
Stalin (15:27:00 21/05/2010)
I did it!

Zver_sky (15:27:05 21/05/2010)
and my kids!! :D

Nathaniel (15:33:55 21/05/2010)
You are funny. And I yesterday told this speech to my dog so many times that she began to respond to 'Dear Chairman of the state certification commission'

The History of Mirrors
In Chinese tradition, the mirror was considered to drive out evil, because evil, which looks into the mirror and sees its ugliness, embraces horror.
Melting... I am evil...

A friend of mine has a status:
Silently falling snow
I look silently in the window.
Today is warm spring!

The Siberian hockey player))

On the door of one of the nightclubs recently saw a advertisement poster:
"Women get a sixth liter of vodka for free".

to this:
I mean, I have never taken bribes, I live honestly for a salary and not at all like in "Our Rush".
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Click on "Awesome"

God created China. The rest were done by the Chinese.

Youth is an eternal conflict between health and morality. Nick Blue

The village grandmother called the telephone master.
The Master comes:
What happened?
I’m told I don’t go to the phone for a long time, not everyone waits.
They throw the phone thinking I am not there. I immediately approach the phone! and more
The dog always cries before the phone call. Is she clear?
The master opened the distribution closet, took a cell phone and called his grandmother.
The phone didn’t ring immediately, but only after the dog fell.

Upon digging into the wires, the master discovered that:
The dog is bound to ground the telephone wire with a iron chain and a necklace.
The grounder is poorly attached to the thunderstorm, thus breaking the chain;
The dog received 90 volts at the incoming call.
After several strikes, the dog began to cuddle and write.
The moist earth closed the chain and the phone ringed.

On the morning of his birthday, when all the gifts were unpacked, it became clear that the five-year-old son was clearly dissatisfied with the ratio of gifted clothes and toys. He grabbed the gifts in the cloth and sorrowfully went to the door:
Hey you are where? Asked his father.
In my room. Playing with new socks.

Jess: That’s another thing, but here’s the information. The agency once released information with a slaughter phrase: "The number of cockroaches in the district was 547 heads and 73 rabbits" :)))

A well-trained conscience never bites its master.

X: I have a stupid wife!
Y : Why?
X: Because she is a blonde.
Q: What if it gets redempted?
X: It will not be overcolored!
Y : Why?
X: Because it is stupid!

XXX: Glory, try not to call customers shoppers, at least in their presence.

xxh: left the city... (( (two weeks without inette, player and comp. On the fourth day there were voices.
YYY: The Gluck? O_O
The worst...thoughts.