Letter in corporate mail:

Since 2009, the Volunteer Programme
The following changes have occurred in Health Insurance:
1st The DMS program is voluntary.

Zuko, it is necessary for all cats to legally prohibit sleeping in the morning with a cozy glomerulone, no, it is impossible to go out to work in the refrigerator!

Q: Have you decided to lick your skin?
M is skin? Why do you call everything? Jumpers my - "coffee",coffee - "coffee"...
J: Well, you have old things, impregnated with energy, they ask for a special attitude to themselves - there are all kinds of names attached to them... This is not calling.
M: And in your opinion, "coat" is not offensive?
J: Well, I call our cat "red cockroach" – she doesn’t seem to be offended...
M: That’s the cat.
Do you think your dog is smarter than a cat? and :)

No, I understand everything, the country is like that, but to buy a used MacBook of 2001 with 256 MB of operatives for the account of the hospital for 68 thousand rubles... it is somehow quite "no burn";.
Those kinds of scooters

And I’m sitting with the classroom, I can’t do it all [...]
Come and drink a cup.

- poor girl.. 8( fucking, I would go.. simple if the parents are awake, they are scary that the mine is not..
Well, how to say a frightener... puzzles will give. = D

In order to meet the needs of the U.S. and European markets, China has set up the production of T-shirts with the inscription "Free Tibet".

X: I have to go to the salsa.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I walked several times. Funny in principle. Even if you are a girl.)

Ivy, will you go to football with me in 2018?
Evil': What about the end of the world in 2012? I had plans for him.
Ah, shit, I forgot about it. Then we’ll go to football in hell – our team will definitely get there.
evil': n-yes, let's hope they get in at least this gate...

Sysadmin is like Prometheus, whose liver was crushed every day, and overnight it grew back. Only the amino acids have a brain.

Have you seen Siddhartha?
He said he had trouble standing in the morning.
Theme: OO
The neighbors are flooded :)

1 to Hello! Go to drink beer?
2 - What are you linking?
Marika left me today. I can drink.
2 to???? to
I went to the universe today. While I was driving, she left me.
2 How is it?
1 is short. There was noise in the metro and I could not hear the phone call. She texted me, “Let’s meet today?” and after a while again, “Why are you silent?” The cell phone turned off.
1 - Home I turn on, comes a SMS - you have been called 17 times. And SMS one after another: those I wrote to you + “You don’t want to talk to me?” “You love me?” “Why are you silent?” “You definitely don’t want to talk to me!!!!” The phone is off!!“The frog! I do not need you! Don’t call me anymore!” We definitely split up! So far!”
In short, go drink beer.

on one of the sites with prostitutes in one of the questionnaires:
Fans of Zenit discounts!
XDD

From Wikipedia:
"Sex can be a means of:
–...
On one of the Molucca islands, if a poor harvest of nails was expected, naked men came to the plantation at night and shouted “More nails!” and tried to fertilize the trees.

O.O

 I (21:42:43 7/12/2010)
I have a fucking. I took the lesson... by chance.
Shepherd (21:44:15 7/12/2010)
What is? O_O
I (21:44:19 7/12/2010)
I sit in German.
Shepherd (21:44:36 7/12/2010)
already bad
I (21:44:36 7/12/2010)
6th Pause for the 7th Pause
I (21:45:04 7/12/2010)
I crumble and fall into a dream. At this point, a certain left side (not our German) comes in and begins to appear to be silent with her.
Shepherd (21:45:51 7/12/2010)
I am starting to hysterically.
I (21:45:52 7/12/2010)
Here he sees me notices and decides to snoop her type that you have out student depend
I (21:46:13 7/12/2010)
The guy steals to me.
I (21:46:19 7/12/2010)
with transmission
I (21:46:22 7/12/2010)
closer to
I (21:46:24 7/12/2010)
closer to
I (21:46:37 7/12/2010)
Then I decided to sleep as usual.
I (21:46:44 7/12/2010)
Strongly Headed
I (21:47:04 7/12/2010)
But everybody says that from the outside it looks like I am "sleeping" a dream
I (21:47:13 7/12/2010)
This idiot got right in the nose.

1: yesterday, the silver-colored car of the DPS turned on the megaliths forced us to stop and then crashed into our back without having time to stop.
2: Looking for the details! deprived of the right? Is it caught in the cage?
3: And they will probably be given a medal for the most dangerous pursuit and tarantula!

In general, the cat is a wet member of the family.
XXX is important
XXX is crazy.

Cyber: Why are you not sleeping?
Elizabeth: Mother gave me some shit, I can't sleep now and bustle)
Cybersecurity: Did you give a puzzle?

The harm of smoking:

XX: I am angry at this fact. I smoke occasionally. I have tried to give up about four times. I dropped for half a year or more. Then started again. Sometimes I want a coffee with a cigarette. I cannot buy a cigarette. I need to buy a pack of $10. Which I am sorry to throw away. The price of one pack of cigarettes is expensive. What shit is this?

Yyy: Well, at least you are sold packs of 10 cigarettes, not 20 like us all.

I have Christmas legs. Blue in the snow!
Nails... Nails... On the hands.

Plan of work of Russia before the 2018 World Cup:
1st Manufacturers of vodka to create a container with a volume of at least 10 liters (reminding a hose);
2nd domestication of bears;
Three Imagine a summer version of the valley;
4 is Already starting to do ballayas, which will bring a joke on the players during the match...
We will not break the established stereotypes in the minds of foreigners towards Russians.