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[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95632
 21.03.2014
Mr Obama. At first, you printed $5 billion and gave them to Maidan, so that for three months, the Maidan climbed the barrels and stumbled on the police. Mr. Obama, you lived the way you lived! Imagine if you were beaten in your head for three months? Would you be pleased? Three months in the head of all of Ukraine. But we here in Odessa feel that you are still beaten in the head, but only your advisors. For 23 years, our Ukraine was robbed and destroyed. Mr. Obama, if you were put into Ukrainian retirement, you would remember your ancestors, those who were not yet African Americans, but were just blacks. So, Mr. Obama, the Ukrainian population is the same Negro, but only white, and it also wants to live well. For 23 years we were sold into slavery. Mr. Obama, why could the Negro rebelled against slavery and we could not? Are we worse than the Negroes? So read the story of how Abraham Lincoln liberated blacks! We wish you to live as long as the oak lives near Duke, but when you meet Lincoln, we hope that he will shake you away.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №95631
 21.03.2014
here here :
"who worked, he and normal pensions now receives, and who complained about life, they and now cry and talk like everyone heroic".

How! You are! All of them! Fuck it!

When you all come to know that there is a DOCHUA of low-paid jobs, without which our dirty society can not do, on which someone MUST work and still squeeze, and a pension, in the end, a little more than a niche; that you will not be able to take any money positions. Without the same cleaners, office plankton will just heal with shit, because it is not possible to wash it even normally.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95630
 21.03.2014
This bursting:
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There is no need to talk about the retirees how bad they are living. my grandmother eats and meat and bread with oil is enough, and for 1.5 years 200 thousand rubles accumulated not at the expense of her life and gave me to buy an apartment. who worked, he and the pensions normal now receives, and who complained about life, those and now cry and talk like everyone heroically
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An animal, your pensioner must receive from 30 t.p. for such arrangements, which is quite real for a former organ worker (read all his life in the office of a nickeler did not do - paper signed) or soldiers. And ordinary people (who actually did something and produced) retired around 10 trillion. This is the ceiling. Do not equate everyone to yourself.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95629
 21.03.2014
Announcement on the MFI Forum:

I sell water and water emulsion.
Wallpaper Italian, glued from the walls with a building haircut, beautiful, 5 rolls, state 4-, in some places there are holes
Water emulsion cleansed from the ceiling stame, you only need to dilute with olive oil
1000 rubles for everything!! to
A reasonable deal

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95628
 21.03.2014
A: The fucking myths!! to
B: Who is it?
A: Well these... who mimimi... shorter who instead of "as sweet" now everywhere say "mimi"
B: So what then?
A: Yes, I wrote in a project that prepared for examination everywhere instead of "minimisation" "minimisation"
B is HY! So I see the answer of experts: "Cavey", "Not enough" and "Not enough kittens and puppies for mimicing!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №95627
 21.03.2014
The internet disappeared. My daughter is wandering around the apartment, suffering from worklessness.
I would go, I would walk. I didn’t sit at home at night when I was 17.
D: With whom? I do not have a guy. I will go to study in a big city... and I will change providers there, like gloves! I stand up to everyone’s death! I will not forgive a lost package. They will still run after me!
I: Hey, grandchildren, I understand that I can’t wait at all.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95626
 21.03.2014
About the Referendums.
In 1991, a referendum was held on the preservation of the Soviet Union. 76% voted in favour of preserving the Union.
Russia is the successor of the USSR.
On March 15, 1996, the State Duma of the Russian Federation, as the successor of the USSR, recognized the results of the 1991 referendum as legally significant. And, in accordance with them, repealed the resolution of the Supreme Soviet on the denunciation of the Treaty on the formation of the USSR.

That is, just tell no one, the legal Soviet Union still exists.

Several separatists gathered around. Laws must be observed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95625
 21.03.2014
And how do you think this is paid in Europe and the United States? And how much, admit to yourself, your studies in science would be in demand abroad?
and...
1) A few of my friends have just left abroad (and those who do science - and, by the way, people of creative professions). So, this is paid there incomparably higher: so that you can live, not exist. You’re probably very far from that if you think it’s the same.)
I have thoughts about leaving, too. With a great desire, it is quite real. But – you can’t believe it and maybe it sounds funny – I love my country and my city, I’m afraid that I’ll be tormented by nostalgia.
It is not specifically my studies in science that are paid extremely low, but my studies in science in Russia in general. Again - ask how much a docent and a candidate of sciences earn on average. The state of science and education indicates that everything is sad in the country.
The connection between the education of the younger generation (I am not only about the desire to read, by the way, I wrote - about ignorance in general, low level of knowledge) and the decline in the quality of education / problems with receiving it - in my opinion, direct. By the way, I not only mentioned the closure of the budget magistrates, but also other points.
3) Oh, the difference is precisely that somewhere a person can postpone his/her life for old age (and worthy), and somewhere he can survive it at best.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95624
 21.03.2014
here here :

My life will never be the same, I grabbed kiwi with my skin.
It is...
From the same series: Thank you to my friends for giving me a Bulgarian (angle grinder) for my doctor, which I wanted for so long for the country affairs. It was for her that we opened cocos all night, with the juice of which we then drank whiskey.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95623
 21.03.2014
XXX: Ukraine will really hit the hardcore. First there were archery and catapults on the Maidan. Recently there was a barrage at the border.

I understand, now the guys need to build a zigzag.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95622
 21.03.2014
to this:

This is the life of the hero:

I also deal with retirees (not entirely hypothetical). You just open your eyes and look around - you will immediately see how they live.

By the way, the apartment issue is also very acute (the ratio of wages and apartments prices). For many years, I have lived in a 1-room apartment with two other adults.
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There is no need to talk about the retirees how bad they are living. my grandmother eats and meat and bread with oil is enough, and for 1.5 years 200 thousand rubles accumulated not at the expense of her life and gave me to buy an apartment. who worked, he and the pensions normal now receives, and who complained about life, those and now cry and talk like everyone heroically
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You are Galvin?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95621
 21.03.2014
XHH: Kola is an intelligent, he knows English well and C++ and still does everything.
Is this the colla in which my computer has the status of a satanic machine"?

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95620
 21.03.2014
to this:
#23(2014-03-19 13:47)
In the brilliant work of Strugatsky, "The inhabited island" tells about a world whose inhabitants are constantly exposed to zombie radiation. Several times a day the intensity increases – then the majority falls into patriotic ecstasy, and the smaller, not prone to zombies, experiences physical pain.
The radiation generator was installed by Rudolf Sikorsky, a Earthman, a galactic security worker who decided to make the world more correct.

Not for ignorance and blasphemy of the Strugacki brothers. Psychogeners were invented and applied in Saraksha long before the appearance of the earthly. Read more carefully

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95619
 20.03.2014
We discussed with colleague (k) "Nymphomaniac" Lars von Trier.
I: Did you watch "Nymphomaniac"?
Q: I watched the first part. Until the second hand reaches.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95618
 20.03.2014
The only city to which this applies is Berlin.

The question is that the meaning of this has changed a lot)))

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95617
 20.03.2014
From Habr:

XXX is
Of all that I have tried Lightning is the most convenient:
1st It can be pulled on any side.
2nd It holds very tight, but is easily inserted and removed.
Three Small and beautiful (subjectively)

YYY
My girlfriend says the same to me.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №95616
 20.03.2014
I can’t tolerate being regretted!
Cumi: You can’t do it?
Nika : Yes.
Cumi: The poor...

[ + 23 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95615
 20.03.2014
The ancient Ukrainian city of Taganrog.

Taganrog was founded in 1698 by Peter the First and became the first Russian naval base, the first Russian port on the open sea coast and the first city in Russia built on a regular plan.

[ + 18 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95614
 20.03.2014
The sick:

In the brilliant work of Strugatsky, "The inhabited island" tells about a world whose inhabitants are constantly exposed to zombie radiation. Several times a day the intensity increases – then the majority falls into patriotic ecstasy, and the smaller, not prone to zombies, experiences physical pain...I watch Russian television: apparently, the phase of increased intensity has come. Most of the population is beaten in patriotic ecstasy, and I am sick and angry to impossibility.

He is sick and angry, and he looks and looks, there would be no book to read.
A schizophrenic masochist. to the psychiatrist.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95613
 20.03.2014
If admin cleans the basket, it’s depression.

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