Romanian (24/11/2010)
I want summer. Today is August 116.

He explained to the GAI employee that he was driving 160 km / h because at 170 ice found on the cap, sliced and flew into the glass.

Maximum of:
The steward answered:
Andrei, there is no secret here.
You go there on the hill. Rise of <div>
– And there is a dozen <br/>
Doing so is impossible.

When it gets bored. Come to Me
Do well, do well, do well, do well, do well, do well

The Pilot:

I thought there would be more file. Imagine such aliens fly, bring us the joy of new technologies and generally with the desire to help our race. There are a few minutes before flying to the planet. The Alien Emperor takes a spark to tell us how lucky we are... and then the Koreans launch a nuclear warhead. The explosion! Earth in pieces! All in pieces. and in the silent already empty solar system the imperial is distributed: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! to

xxx: The girl now takes a box from under the tenth fifth... and says: “Runi” (well and really shows him...)
My eyes are like lights.
xxx: I am such: "Nihera to myself..."
xxx: she replied: “Yes, you’re my favorite player in Germany!”"
XXX: I was calm.

Conversation by phone:
What are you cuddling there? It’s you kissing me... well...

Are you studying tickets? Is there a shift in the exam?
YYYYYYYYY I moved everything to h"j

She is: All! be careful!
I will come and rape.
Oral and tough!
She: Morally
She is fucking :(

Summary of news:
Murmansk fishing industries are dissatisfied with the Russian-Norwegian treaty.
A Norwegian vessel sank in the Barents Sea.The captain of the Russian vessel told the radio that he had nothing to do with the collision and continued his journey to Arkhangelsk.

Article: "There is work on tablets that wipe out memory "
Scientists have already invented such a pill, but forgot how to make it.

With Lora:
XXX: Binded Tux
This is a gift a girl gave me.
YYY: And where do you find such girls?
Young is she.
Zzzz: Yes, he himself bound, and lies that he has a girlfriend.

Ilya: I щас Ксюше "good night" on 10 posts wrote)

Valeriy: Oh I passed this together) after a year of relationship became lazy to invent this shit, and romance is needed xD

Croix [22:42:52] Is it the 9th nuclear?[22:43:24] In my village the power plant will be filled with it.

We guarantee that the tattoo will remain on your body throughout your life and for at least two weeks after your death.

July 4th (03:09:11 24/11/2010)
You will never be hungry with me, you will always have clean socks and cowards.
Coventry (03:09:39 24/11/2010)
Would you tell me if I’m going to wear my own socks?( by

Time to type another button: "it’s sad"

A. Why are you late?
Well, you know, such a bad weather this morning was...
A. and?
I woke up and decided I’t go to school today. I slept for another half an hour and remembered that I have not been to school for seven years, and I am late to work.

I was at a girlfriend’s wedding. Dress code - "Apple Party" - all in green. I rented a green camel, walked, before leaving the cocktail took a bottle of champagne and drowned to catch the motor home (I live at the stop "Fregate"). I walk through the street with a bubble, in a beautiful camel, people are passing by, signaling, oreting, etc. The taxi stops – “Captain Morgan, where are you?” To what I answer - "To "Fregate""...Taxer stumbled in the hood - "Bl..how I didn't immediately guess!"...dove for a hundred )))

<Snip> Do you know what’s the most offensive when cooking the strawberries?
<GolBogGlAzK> what are they preparing?
<Like> =)))
<Snip> No
<Happy> and what is it?
<Snip> when the water is ripped you open the refrigerator and there are no cookers
<Snip> probably very offensive...

Microblogging: Everything has a reverse side.
First comment: Even the tape of Mobyus?