My awakening today. Actors are Mom (M), Dad (P) and I.
The approaching top. The door to the room opens.
Q: Daughter, get up and sleep again!! to
I: I’m up now.
A removed top. The scene is repeated three times, in the breaks I sleep happily.
Rise up, I will swallow you!
I am...mmm...
Suspiciously quiet steps... Dad with a happy face carries water in his palms and enthusiastically spills it on my head. Water is unexpectedly a lot and when I try to turn it rolls into my ear.
Q: I have already escaped! with the top disappears to the side of the mother
I am AAAAAA! by Maamam!!! He poured water into my ear!! I run *
Why did you pour it in cold water?! to
Q: No, I got the heat!
M is! So then okay. My daughter, get up!! to
............
Happy family (for parents over 60 years old)

Quidquid Latin dictum sit, altum sonatur.
(Everything said in Latin sounds like wisdom.)

Young: I was really scared when I saw a guard on the cemetery buried the tomb under the song of Arias, singing “Sleep!”..."

A friend (we are on a trip to the bunker) wife sent (orthography corrected):
Rabbit, forgive me, I have smoked and written with your ack shit.

Where to go for beer? By the Larry?
in the store
Go to the store?
In the hood, he buys. We are not a goat. We are Lady

by VKontakte. The girl’s page, Miss Something There. Pictures from the contest. On one - a bunch of models on the stage. Under the photo, a lot of comments:
“Vika, you’re beautiful, you’re cool, wow! the best, and so on.
The last comment:
Vika, you are the best! Really, where are you?

xxx: I just recently started to notice that the phrase "take a girl" I hear from girls

With the correct interpretation and Agniya Bartho is no worse than Nostradamus

Beauty is a terrible force, especially if it is accompanied by a clever ass!

xxx: By the way, another advice - if you are studying for a programmer I do not advise you to shave before the session, teachers may not recognize...

The guy who bought in the store, and then sat in his Audi TT and turned in an unknown direction, you broke my psyche!!and "

XXX is
He told him how he and another fellow walked on mushrooms, they walked there, they walked, late in the evening they went out to the electric stop, and there is a man twenty years old. The bush in the smoke, even standing hard, shakes. Suddenly the grandmother runs out, very kind of boiling, runs to the head and asks which way to go to Yekaterinburg. Chen stopped swallowing.
In any one. On the other hand, it is shorter.

Question on the website of online consultation with doctors, in the section questions to the sexologist:
The question
I had problems and I wanted to take account of my life. And so I drank different tablets in large amounts and still drank iodine in large amounts and drank about 40 tablets at a time of euthyrox and still drank hot water from the crane drank dishwasher still drank somewhere 30 tablets of mesina forte and ate constantly leaves from different trees and ate wolf berries. I am very sorry for Styles. Please tell me what to do how I am treated and what I can have after this I am 17 years old. Please answer. Very waiting
Answered
Apparently you have good health - after all of the above, you even write this question... Particular alarm, of course, is caused by hot water from under the crane - say, and how much was it hot? Why do you ask this question to a sexologist?

xxx: Bhahahaaha, I want you to see the face of a blonde when I answered her honestly "Yes!" to the question "You were born in the last century?"

Disrespectful heads of districts and regions, measures of cities and ministers of all levels, all officials and other actors of Russia. Personally, Putin and D. Medvedev go you all naked!
C. People of Russia

A retired aunt, the beloved soul man, an intellectual, a journalist with 20 years of experience, has the Russian language in perfection, speaks like a sheet reads... once stumbled a cat at the point of the nails about a family relic, a Belgian carpet arrived on the big mud in times of great deficit,... a thief in rage..-"You are creating, you did not imagine that you had to endure to acquire this creation, fucking like a secanu, you hide the fifth corner in a round room to look for"-....the lady is surprised at her face, so she did not understand who hide more, or a cat)))))

The female logic:
I understand that I am guilty, but you can at least apologize.
I fell :DD

I walk with my niece (her 4 years old), she asks "Is it true that the sea star has five buttocks?".

Announcement in the forum.
Superkovsky: I sell in the original form Juncker-3 (pneumatic copy of Kalashnikov), the condition is excellent, the sample is plastic foldable, with a pin.
Pineapple – what is it? It is :)

Elle: I go home, I look at the dust lying, I think - let me lie down...