I just saw the cat look like you.
The same color as your hair.
YYY: and she ran out of herself.

My wife yesterday night cried out: I will be a despot and a tyrant today! You are back on your own, go here better! Well, I sit with her next to her, and she goes on to me and says, “The despot and the tyrant want a pen!”" :)))

I was morally bad recently. I asked my mom to tell me that I was a fool and add some stuff. Suddenly, it will be easier for me. Who knew she had so much to say to me?

* Xomyachok has joined channel
<Xomyachok> Hi everyone, is anyone breeding hamsters here? =) is
<mike> will you get divorced?

How to remove the mould from the fingers? And now from the keyboard.

Sexual vampires in modern movies. Such cute stuff from the cover. One current breaks the brain:
And how do these dolls manage to make such a haircut with makeup when they are not displayed in the mirror?

xxx: When I was a kid watching the cartoon about Peter Penn, I was touched by the moment when they say that if you say “Fey doesn’t happen,” somewhere a fairy will die...
I was walking around the apartment until the evening with screams "Fey doesn’t happen!!and "

The cat is spring. He cries loudly under the door. A sister (a biologist student) revolves around, singing a self-made song about the "Kiss Who Wants a Cat." He opens the door to the entrance and... the neighbors who just came out to the venue instead of "Hello!" hear:
I am an animal! My eggs are mature.

Don’t be in a hurry, maybe our subway branch will get up.
WOW: From what?
XHH: I was driving from the object - I was carrying a pair of dead switches in a package, a wreck of wires and cables. I Dormed. In short, I left him in the car.
XX: A packet quietly lying in the corner, with some black boxes and multicolored wires coming from there...

In vain, you fuck about glasses and ultraviolet. All praise on your glasses and on the ultraviolet too. But the shit prevents me from reading humor. Go on shorter.

United Russia will nominate Putin for new presidential election
Putin’s deadline is running out.

Kitz: I got a day in the market. My aunt, 45, when she looked at how I was cold, shouted: “Oh guys, you are our... Mommy, a little bit, the hat is blowing, and you put it in your pocket at the exit and to school on the groves. “Evona, the shoes have stunned!” I hear that I’m red, but not from shame, but from the restrained rust. Then she suspiciously sneered at me, “Daddy, are you not walking? Here I had to fantasize - that I forgot the change, I run home, the road through the market, I want to buy a gift for my brother. I even got a discount on baseball :)
Chapter 39: I didn’t understand. Have you walked in nature, where is the joke?
Kitz: How to tell you... I’m not an angel, I’m a horse, but the last time I walked was exactly 16 years ago :)
VolkaIz39: Kuasa o_o Fall in the Zags )) jump communicate, I thought you were 17, just counted not in measure )))

Here they asked:

At the exhibition in Moscow "Archimedes", a laser gun for the self-defense of astronauts was presented.

I have a question "from whom?"

At the Kasmichic tourists, or the panades to beat me their house of the pipe shattered...

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What if the rooster bites a satir, a centaur, or a minotaur?
Neonohoret: The front half of the centaur at full moon will try to fold the rear half.

We also had bugs in the past job 😉
Negodyaik@: a week roasted all the team)) and Vanka-odmin, so just whispered in hysteria
Milky: What did they crack?
Milky: Are you crazy at work again?
Unfortunately no. Yes no. He was drunk and did not go to work. On the phone, he gradually explained to the bugs how to put some program. When it came to the crackers, they asked how it was??? Well, he said, as the ducks crawl, so do you... Well, they crawled.
I thought the rite...
Nevertheless, it is likely that Vаньka told me about the drums at the time.

Woffko Bydlomytsev: I love my hometown of Saratov =) School is such, No99, so all the students have been taught in other schools for a long time, and whether it will be demolished or repaired will finally be... and maybe the casinos will be opened...
Well, in general, on the Day of Astronautics came all kinds of large spacecraft into the city, and this school, located on one of the central streets of the city... covered with a whole brass, on which the facade of the school was painted. The windows there, the door, the rushes of all kinds - you can't distinguish from the real one! This is what I understand – the classic of the Potemkin villages!!! to

If we were to pay taxes, the country would be very rich.

Two dogs - Dobermans, apparently a cowboy with a girlfriend.
Since my path was next to the lawn and the masters were not seen nearby, I slowed a little. At this time, a man appears due to a stumbling walk. Goes very decent, but very washed, shaved, etc. And the mood, apparently, not very... Goes down the head.
Dobermans see a tired traveller and a coveted covet is carried on him, and a girlfriend is next to him. The man, without raising his head and without giving any signs of excitement, turns off the trail and wraps on a concrete fence (a height of 1.5 meters). Horses run and splash with saliva and pressed from anger laughing (type:
“I’m going to fuck you...!” They jump to the fence trying to catch a man. The one, still in space, standing on the fence and holding one hand for the concrete column, the second stretches out his pants and above the reference to the mad dogs... First the laughter moves to the highest hysterical notes, then the pause... silence... the dog smells himself, then his cowboy and contemptuously (honest word!) He turns away. The cabbage is worn and wet. The man rushed out of the fence and went on. The highest class!

Imitating an orgasm is easy. Try to simulate an erection.

zzz: and also we have a dispute about the etymology of the name of candy "humble chamomile". They came to the conclusion that they were named after the transvestite Roman, who behaved decently and did not brave his past.