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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35078
 26.08.2010
Annette (16:44:26 25/08/2010)
There can be no bed.
The Inquisitor (16:44:50 25/08/2010)
Why Why?
Annette (16:45:30 25/08/2010)
I have a boyfriend I love, not just the way my husband was.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35077
 26.08.2010
LAX (17:47:56 25/08/2010)
A grandmother with a child.

LAX (17:48:05 25/08/2010)
She asks her, what words do you know in R?

LAX (17:48:16 25/08/2010)
He thinks and thinks:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35076
 26.08.2010
Oh my dear, wait, my cat was stuck in the couch while the TV was looking, I'll be back now.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №35075
 26.08.2010
A true friend will always give up to a friend for his wife a woman he would like to have only a mistress.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №35074
 26.08.2010
My college friend, my father, earned a Volga in the north. (At that time, the volga was like the BMW Seven now) He worked hard, three years without weekends carried some shit on Belaze from his career. Three years later, his entire brigade of Ukrainians (20 men) received the awarded charges for loading the wolf in Moscow.
Arrived in the South Port. The uncle took them to the pitch, showed a wide gesture on the cars and said:
- This is all that remains from the last shipment, it happens once a week,
If you want to, choose one of these, and if you want, wait three days and then you will
Choose in the first rows.
It was like a brigade between the cars, then the color is diuretic, then when loading the door is blurred, then there are no fronts, the cloth is covered.
No, they say, we have been down for three years and we have the right to rest for three days in the capital, drink beer at VDNH. And there we will pick out the most classy cars from the new truck and go home to Ukraine. The Beauty.
My friend’s father shouted:
I can't wait for my son's wedding tomorrow afternoon. He is so
I pulled her off for a month, so that I could take him elegantly to the Zags on my black.
and Volga. Let us men not invent, take here without the battery, and you
This with a scratched wing, we will do at home. Something is possible for everyone.
to choose. And when I go alone, I suddenly break down on the track, and so we
Cavaliers as they want. and?
“Not Ivanovic, the wedding is a good thing, but we’ll wait...Three years we’ve waited and not.
We will wash the heat and choose the chlamydia. Ivanovich took without a front, inserted
She went away for rage money, and the brigade burned for three days. Here you and
Mausoleums and beer and shops.
Tired but satisfied, they come to the port. They see there at the fence a gentle crowd, a militia and an announcement on the "matyugalnik":
Comrades, break up, the Soviet power has ended, all the claims to it, there are no more cars and there will be no more. You can throw the bills out, and you can turn them into a tube...
The brigade arrived in Ukraine as from a funeral. appeared to Ivanov.
“Listen, we’ve been like brothers for three years, shoulder to shoulder... We’re short here.
They decided that it would be fair to sell your volga and divide between them.
all the brigade, otherwise what our wives and children will say, three years of cat under
The tail?
Oh guys, if I were a week earlier... I’m happy at the wedding.
I gave the car to my son.
The men played with the bulls and silently separated.

In the evening Ivanovic came to his son and said:
- You are lucky shit... I decided to add something to the service...
So thanks to my father and the end of the Soviet power, my friend had the first car.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35073
 26.08.2010
Hero of Russia Ramzan Kadyrov has accused another Hero of Russia.
Sulima Yamadayev, in involvement in the murder of her father, Hero of Russia
by Ahmad Kadyrov. Hero of Russia Sulim Yamadayev was killed in Dubai and on charges of his murder, the Dubai police announced an international search for the Hero
Adam Delimhanov of Russia. Brother of the killed Hero of Russia, Ruslan Yamadayev, also Hero of Russia, previously killed in Moscow

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35072
 26.08.2010
The X group is called the sperm cry.
Y: What are you! We have great electronics.
X: aa
X: Robots and Robots

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35071
 26.08.2010
I slept with her in a state of affection.
Drunk on the corporate is now called "the state of affection"?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №35070
 26.08.2010
Kacnep: As soon as the nuclear shield of Russia ceases to exist, we will immediately be placed in Iraq and served in Afghanistan.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №35069
 26.08.2010
xxx: Friends, a friend is going to Vorkuta, tell me what interesting things can be brought from there as souvenirs?
I found no answer in Google.
YYY: Probably the foods of deer farming.
XXX: I would like to be more precise.
Zzzz: I have a woman from there :)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35068
 26.08.2010
xxx: well, in Soviet times the military industry is generally a specific topic)))
XXX: There was even a joke: "Where are you working? In the factory. What are you producing? - like a taburet, and as I bring home and gather, the bullet gets all the time".)
YYY: I’ll tell you more.
YYY: My father told me about the time when they used robotics at the factory.
yyy: Yesterday at the factory of parts from a railway wagon collected a rocket
A T-80 tank with a full ammunition and two tankers inside. Strange, and I
I thought he was self-propelled."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35067
 26.08.2010
WOW: What if you fuck... in the sense of setting up for a constructive dialogue.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35066
 26.08.2010
Huiasova (14:51:49 25/08/2010)
We celebrated the new year at work, we drank.

My boyfriend has been working with me for 23 years, not drinking, well, he suffered.

I asked the general question "Tell me how I work?" he joked at first.

"No, can you honestly tell me how I work?", got short:

"You work well, but you do well"

Straga (14:52:28 25/08/2010)
You are burning))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35065
 26.08.2010
X: I was told by Emmerick here. He comes home from work. He opens the door. It smells – it smells.
X: I went into the room.
X: And there is someone lying on the carpet in the dirt.
X: Shortly to the name of the river the thief entered the apartment, collected money and some jewelry, and then decided to stick.
X: And suffering from an overdose.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35064
 26.08.2010
xxxh: placed on the desktop photo of the evil printed notchilo stimulates the writing of the dissertation :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35063
 26.08.2010
- = jz = -
We had a hustle here. The printer does not print. The printer is connected to the secretary. I approach it - there chkdsk runs pre-starter on the blue screen. "I reset pressed, he hanged". I look in the lines chkdsk runs "Super-anal-sex-prostitutki", I questioningly look at her. "I’m just looking for a job!" I’m asking forgiveness, what kind of work?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35062
 26.08.2010
[23:18:22] Nickita: advise the movie
[23:18:39] Partisan: "The fate of a pregnant sailor"
[23:18:55] Nickita: Oh well and name
Partisan: The movie is fun.
[23:19:24] Nickita: fucking and on trailers he is not (
[23:19:43] Partisan: = ((
Partisan: There is another funny thriller
[23:21:29] Nickita: Well...
Partisan: The Secret of a Wooden Stone
Nickita: Do you invent these names yourself?
Partisan: No
[23:23:17] Partisan: there is another "murder at the corner of a round house"
[23:23:20] Nickita: This is not stated (
[23:23:24] Partisan: and the "sea underwater"
Partisan: I just love unusual movies
[23:23:37] Nickita: I will show you the last 2
[23:24:34] Nickita: I need to give those flashes on 16 so that you can write them up until it became interesting)
[23:24:40] The Partisans have agreed

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35061
 26.08.2010
xxx: here’s what to expect from the generation that discusses on the internet, how to call a seductive suckub, so that it’s overwhelmed?
YYY: Decline in Birth

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №35060
 26.08.2010
From a conversation with a friend:

She: Yet men are naughty and strange people. I recently received a letter from one of my classmates. I studied with him at school and have not been in contact since then for five years. Then he said, “Hello! You are cute. I want to come and fuck you"
I: MDA... well what?
What is "no and"? Half an hour later he came and fucked.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35059
 26.08.2010
el_Archangel: I am looking for the book Alan Carr and an easy way to stop pressing SHIFT+DELETE Fuck!!! and :(

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