I have come up with a way to destroy America.
Oh oh how?
It is only necessary that everyone who flies there carries a few grams of plutonium / uranium, and when there is enough of it, we will blow it up, and so that the airport does not notice that you are carrying plutonium / uranium, we will hide it in lead socks.
Do you transport plutonium in lead socks? O_O
XH: Yes
Shut up...

Tygrik: The most offensive thing is when you think of yourself as shameless and shameless, and everyone around you thinks of you as shameless and shameless.

Kareem) (17:02:46 7/10/2010)
I go, meet a Chinese man, baseball on his cell phone, chatting there on his smile. Then he puts the phone in his pocket with the words, “Pidaras fucking.” Our man

What did your wedding do? ? Every girl, as soon as she begins to move on her own, puts on her head a cushion, a cushion or anything of this kind and depicts the bride))) it's in the genes)
The boys who put on their head a knot are called the Ku-Klux clan.

xhx: I listened was started pelvin jenereshn pi
xxx: I slept on the headset with the headphones I wake up at 3 o'clock at night I think who is fucking and doesn't get stuck)))

Tatiana: I read the wiki HD I didn’t think it could be so stunned.)

For a long time, the clitoris has been the subject of a lot of controversy. Realdo Colombo was a lecturer in surgery at the University of Padova, Italy. In 1559 he published the book De anatomica, in which he described “the place of admiration of women.” Colombo wrote, “...if it is permissible to name this organ discovered by me, it should be called the love or sweetness of Venus...” Colombo’s statement was criticized by his successor in Padua, Gabriel Falopio, who claimed that he was the first to discover the clitoris. Caspar Bartolin, a 17th-century anatomist, rejected both claims, arguing that the clitoris had been widely known to medical science since the 2nd century.

Men of HDD you are animal owners ))) in any case, we found it first, break it off )))

Anastasia :D

I took my girlfriend to work six months ago. in the marketing department. Since in the organization the principles are strict and “family” is not welcomed, then accordingly we are not familiar with each other.

The morning. and Tuesday. I sit in the office alone. My doll with square eyes, a flash, a folder and some mother.
-Imirek..., like you... Battkovich, save, the flash report was removed under the joyful whisper of the casper, and it is to be handed over in half an hour!!! to
– Olga..., like you... Motherland, please address the admin, this question is in his power.
I am sorry, I am sorry!! Do you want me to share a chocolate with you?! to
and Amen! Chocolate, we should have started.
I restore the file on the flash drive (I can, I just malware, otherwise I have all the bugs and still a hellish gap of employees of varying degrees of accusation, and I am in the status and profile is not appropriate, the chief engineer is still, the chief - shorter).
Angry whisper: - To whom you will tell what helped - such anal punishments will be arranged that you will not dream in the worst nightmare!
Glad: - Of course, thank you for the huge, half-chocolate from me! Running out of the office and blocking the door, down the whole corridor: -YES, YES, HE HELP ME! Everybody has heard? He helped me!! to
What will you do with her? The promise must be fulfilled...

YYYY :
Have you heard? Megaphone, Beeline, and MTS decided to unite, the emblem of the new company will become - a green bee with red eggs. and :-)

The xxx:
Where did you find it?
I heard this four years ago.

YYYY :
Just sent it.

The xxx:
The Russian Post?

From the Advertising Board:
"I am changing the rail 6 meters into what is interesting "

Astana
Yuri Luzhkov, who became dean of the Moscow International University, will have to work in the new location only 2-3 minutes a month. Otherwise, according to experts, his labor rights will be violated. The fact is that the salary of the former mayor of Moscow is only 1 ruble per month - it isly this amount called by Luzhkov himself.

Basilisk
A real professional and in 2-3 minutes for a new pastry. and :)

From the Windows 7 guide on creating reliable passwords:

Passwords and password phrases can be associated with your favorite sport or hobby. For example, I like playing badminton can be converted to Mn?NrA8NotсяNoGrAt'vBadDmNoнт()n.

Z is. No commentary

Wow, I’ll never buy Kalina.)
I need to do something more!
XXX: acquaintances went dirt messing off the road
XHHH: robbed almost with chains and swamps
xxxh: got to the place by the only road, and there the gypsies stand - local fish are caught
HHH: Think here...

My friend decided to joke about me. I hid my black jacket, and in its place hanged a female of my size and pink, twisted the light in the hallway, and moved my alarm clock half an hour ahead. I have to mention that I work at night as a guard, in the end when I gathered, in the dark and jumped out on the street, only in the middle of the way I realized that I was walking in a pink jacket, camouflage trousers and bars on a bare foot.
Gentlemen, sorry that instead of a blonde on your whistle turned uncle under 190 with an unbarred moustache. I understand your surprise, but still on your innocent question I poured you and seed and lily... Greetings, you raised my mood very much, now I will walk in this jacket in the evenings. Up to new meetings

home (17:22:03 20/01/2003)
I ordered sushi... I plunged shortly for a long time. there was fish, there was some shit... I took this fish... I wrapped it in a towel... I broke the house in the flour and burned it on a bowl.

...
Bravin: Well, in general, I told her that she was still a virgin, and she did it herself.
KOrsar45: Yes, you are not just a shit, but also a lazy shit!
Bravin: as a game shit, I just couldn’t miss such an offensive script scene :)

Tell me a story for the night.
I do not know the story.
Think of your own ?

Half a minute of silence.

There was a boy and he went for a walk in the woods. There is his old, terrible grandmother. He brings the boy to his house, puts him in a puddle and says: “Gry the clothes, boy!”! to

- O_O
Good night my dear.

MAZAY: Woman working in the Citramon factory cannot refuse her husband

HHH
The second day I sleep on the floor.

HHH
My cat is on my bed.

WOWU
Which?

HHH
Soon I’ll be fucking on them.

WOWU
buy an orange, and spray the juice on the bed, heating helps, did not try myself

HHH
Cheer them.

HHH
I have an onion.

There was a joke at the hospital. I am standing behind the injection, a frame, wrapped in a shirt, hair wrapped (it's in a hospital where not everyone wears pants) and asks where you can get a scotch here. I calmly answer that the nurse should be on the stand. He grumbled satisfied and asked the next question – Is there a brandy there too?

The leader of the group once, at a moment of special mental anxiety, cried out, “Fuck it all a horse!” and I say, “N, you are an intelligent man with the highest! The Technical! education" and I am breathing. "To fuck it all with a chess horse", is corrected by N.
Plain of passenger