I had a classmate, the name was Kobylin. Hunted, respectively, Kobyl... here there are no options. Well, she was respectively offended, lulled dreams of getting married and changing her surname. I met coincidentally a year ago and have not seen each other for 7 years. Ryu said:
Why did she get married?
It is changing in the lake.
Yes, she said, she went out.
How is your name?
The horse!!! to
PSP, you will not escape from fate.

XXX: Listen, I was so scared! I have a program that takes a photo, finds faces there and makes them kind of portraits... funny, straight like faces from passports are obtained.
xxx: and here I see someone's completely unfamiliar face.. you throw, I know that the photo depicts me with a girlfriend, and here is the face of a guy, and there is still some dim and blue.
YYY: I am scared!! to
XXX: I write and I tremble myself! So here I go to see this picture in full size, in front of my eyes already stands the image of some blue guy behind the back, which can be seen only on the photos, as it happens in horror films... and here I understand that this shit (not a guy, the program.. the shit, rather) found the face of a guy on a T-shirt (!!)That hanged on the wall behind our backs and made a portrait of it!
The rabbit can stay!

The mouth of Bush. And this alien was at the wheel of Pendostan. I am going.)

America is a country that loves freedom and loves our country.

Condoleezza Rice is a simple Texas girl like me.

Definitely it is a budget. There are a lot of numbers.

The most important job is to be the ruler, or the first lady, in my case.

I believe that people and fish can coexist peacefully.

I know what I believe. And I know that I believe it is right. I continue to defend what I believe in and why I believe. And I believe that I know that I believe in what I believe, because I believe that I believe in the right things.

NASA is interested in space.

The majority of our imports come from foreign countries.

Thirteen Game of Color

Americans and British have already joined this exciting game. How will this fashion be seen in Russia? The invention of the late 1980s, which literally aroused half-planets, is experiencing a second birth. To play, you will need a bright bracelet made of soft plastic. Each color has a meaning: yellow – “strong embrace”, white – “do whatever you want”, blue – “oral sex”, and green – “I love to use sexual toys”. The pleasure is not only to show the world your preferences in bed, but to find someone who will understand that a bracelet is not just an ornament.

I used to wear a white bracelet.

<Val> Children are rarely subject to propaganda. They feel the reality well.
<mirrr> Do you want to laugh?
<Val> and As a child, I also had a full closet of all this Soviet liter, from fairy tales to encyclopedias. And what? From the adventures of Chippolino I only realized that socialism is for vegetables.

The match "Russia-Armenia" has begun. The wife stands up and goes away with the words: “I won’t watch THIS.”
To the question "what is it?" follows the answer "And losers - shame, and wins - also pride is small."
You will not argue.

XXX: No, why, I don’t mind to argue. Truth is born in dispute.
WOW: Yes
Final Liberation: A Troll is Born in Dispute

The idea of becoming President Zhirinovsky seems to me less and less stupid.

Today Russia could not lose the national team of Yerevan..... count 0-0 ))))))))

The Saturday evening. I go into the store. Buy seeds for the movie. The cashier girl looks at me and with sympathy in her voice says:"You’re watching a movie again?"

DoubleDJ: I drive a car about 90km/h, the DPS car is coming in front of me and the distant light is flashing on me.
DoubleDJ: I thought, but at least slowed to 60. DoubleDJ: And of course! In front of the side another set of DPS catches the radar.
DoubleDJ: The Enemy Clan? It is :)

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has announced that the Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded in the equivalent of trothyl.

My friend works in furniture. He tells us:
An employee of the hall approaches and reports that on the sofa in the department is soft, sleeping some man. Well, he is there, really sleeping, until the snoring stands. Well he wakes him up and says he’s sleeping, yeah.
He stared at him, then onto the couch for 75 boxers and said, Ohye...your couch...I take.

A girlfriend and her husband took the cat to the clinic for surgery. The second time in a month. The first time the tail was sewn, now the cheek is sewn. The husband of a friend and asked the veterinarian: And the memory of the cat will not deteriorate due to anesthesia?
The veterinarian promised that the cat will no longer read and write, but will find the way home

He is not sorry for me until I need him.

I recently went to the market.
The cold dog. The wet snow is falling and melting. In a row, between the two shelves, lies a dog. In front of his gloves. No one needs this gloves, but the dog does not know it and honestly protects it. So they would lie, but the shops are irritated by the fact that the dog whispers and buyers bypass this place away. Waiting for the guard. Just started approaching, as the dog got up, and revealed his teeth. He threatened him with a policeman.
The dog’s nose was threatening. The wool on the grit became a dew.
Your mother, you’re gone from here! A watchman walked.
In response, the dog laid his leg on the gloves and cried very cleverly.
The guard understood everything, advised the merchants to move to other shelves and dropped. The dog cried again.
There was no time for the grandmother to decide how to the place of the events approached a woman enveloped with bags. The dog jumped, turned and ran for his dog business.
Seeing the glove, the woman lifted it up and showed the public the second one.
Witnesses began to praise her smart and conscientious dog.
I don’t have any dogs,” said the surprised woman, and this is the first time I see her.
Well, what academic Pavlov will explain what prompted the homeless dog, risking his skin, to protect someone else’s thing!

The hydrometeorological center requires staff with joint disease.

The phrase "me two three in one", pronounced today in the street cafe, brought my foreign friend into a state of a noble spirit.

The other was removed from 4 course. He served for three years under a contract with VDV. He returned to college and is now finishing his studies. Protection of pre-graduate practice. A young postgraduate student (complete mess) asked a bunch of unnecessary additional questions, obviously trying if not to fall, then reduce the rating to a minimum. Eventually, after a friend answered almost all of the questions, the postgraduate student said, "Well, we will meet with you again at the defense of the diploma."
The friend, collecting all his material from the table said loudly, but so that everyone could hear:"and after the defense also..."

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