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XXX wrote
Women are like apples. The most delicious ones hang on the tree. Many men do not want to climb a tree for delicious apples because they are afraid to fall and hit. Instead, they collect falling apples from the ground, which are not so good, but are affordable. Therefore, the apples on the straw think something is wrong with them, although in reality they are GREAT.
! to They just have to wait for the man who is not afraid to climb the tree.
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YYY wrote
Well, or throw a stick and break a couple.

Do you know how to get webmasters?
Yyy: No, and I do not want to know, because there is no calamity and you will have to pay afterwards.
Please call Ilya.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:D

Did you hear that Andrew is getting married?
Yyy: Oooo, first from the group
xxx is
YYY: Tell me, it’s a method.

The xxx:
Lena is dumb.
I didn’t write myself.
I find it in my mistake.
In the stones...
grammatical

She
Do you feel calm about having a new boyfriend?
He is
Maybe, but I still consider him an idiot.

X: Everything will be rehearsed thoroughly tomorrow, not as last time
It means drinking twice as much beer.

Skydive777: In writing this research paper, I chose the method of presenting the complete nonsense expressed by the sequence of combinations of smart phrases according to the principle of "awas and so prokatit".

Yesterday I received an SMS:
"Mom throw me on the phone 950r.In the evening I will explain everything."
A familiar thoughtfully looks at the only daughter of three weeks from the family and says
Lots of smiles like that.

x: the cat came from the country, where I got in the thunderstorm, I roasted the meat, cooked him a snack, so he didn't even come to check, throw it...
Impressions are digested...

I was riding to the lake. On Saturday, a strong wind began in Kashmir. Well, we started going home. I weakened the tent. It was thrown into the steppe. It flew beautifully. A few meters above the ground. I was like a coward and ran after her to the mountain. From a kilometre passed, it was well hit by the wind. has reached. He threw on her like a special forces officer, so that she didn’t get out of her nose. He brought the tent into the car and remembered that the car keys were in the tent. I watched. They were not there... They went, they sought. I was sure I’t find it in the middle of the steppe. At this time it rained and the wind swirled. I called a friend to bring back the keys. He was back from the mountain. I saw them with my eyes. I can’t remember a happier moment when I experienced it :)

Lyuda
Is it for ignorance?

Priestly
So you decided to take my brains? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

XXX is
Meanwhile, the milk has been bitten. [...]

YYYY
Ghetto for what?

XXX is
I asked, they were silent.

YYYY
You have strange fish.

YYYY
You would teach them to talk.

XXX is
I’m afraid they’ll be deceived first.

X: Then I drank more...

Y: "already", Dima, "already"

X: I like to go :D

This is written to me by a friend of my girlfriend, about whom I had not had a better opinion so far.
She: Hi, I have a very important question to you.
I am: Walk
Just answer honestly, okay?
I: It’s funny, but okay
She: That’s why you don’t believe I’ve never taken it into my mouth?
See also: xDDD

XHH: This story happened here.
about a week ago Petrovich from America sister brought an iPhone of some latest model
He was happy as a child.
Yesterday, the day before his salary, we normally wavered with him.
At the end of the night we go for beer in the kiosk.
He doesn’t have a penny.
And he with his drunken generous soul exchanges the iPhone for two bottles of Baltic
Tagged: bleak
Honestly, this morning I saw the first time in my life a man beating himself with such cruelty. 

XXX: People, take into the clan
XXX Please
YYY: People have not been here for a long time.
ZZZ: Some of the tricks)))

She: Oh, so much money for cigarettes goes away. I smoke half a pack a day. You get 500-600 rubles a week. Well, I really smoke good cigarettes... Health cannot be saved!

jia: rushed for the girls with the nick Karamelka: caramel, sorry, cheap breastfeeding... or was it thought of?

Three years ago, you changed girls like gloves.
Big_Bro: So they broke like gloves, had to change!))
The helicopter:?! to
Big_Bro: Well that is... a metaphor)))
Heliot: What size do you have to have a metaphor in order for the babies to crack?! to

It is not necessary to persistently tolerate the strikes of fate - it is necessary to skillfully avoid them.
by Yuri Tatarkin